A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
I love weddings: happy people coming together to celebrate in great clothes.
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
Larry the Cable Guy