If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. Votes: 8
Ben KingsleyDancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy. Votes: 8
Bella ThorneThere's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. Votes: 8
Jack NicholsonI can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. Votes: 6
Harry StylesThe only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. Votes: 4
Shirley KnightDespite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better. Votes: 3
Gene SimmonsIf you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. Votes: 3
Stefan MolyneuxYou might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. Votes: 3
Jeff FoxworthyIt was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth Votes: 3
Tara SivecIf you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter. Votes: 3
Kimberly HahnAs the younger brother, I think you always have crushes on your older brother's girlfriends. Votes: 2
Liam HemsworthHappiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. Votes: 0
Croft M. PentzYou told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? Votes: 0
Lorelei JamesMy girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsShe was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life. Votes: 0
Junot Diaz