The Academy Awards are obscene, dirty . . . no better than a beauty contest. Votes: 3
Dustin HoffmanHollywood -- that's where they give Academy Awards to Charlton Heston for acting. Votes: 3
Shirley KnightOh yeah, I'm about to host the Genies, which are the Canadian Academy Awards. Votes: 3
Andrea MartinFor my second and third pictures, I won Academy Awards. Nothing worse could have happened to me. Votes: 3
Luise RainerI didn't get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience. Votes: 3
Kevin SmithPayday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please. Votes: 3
Henny YoungmanMy dad sent me a text saying, 'You know who you should play? Columbo. That's your Academy Award.' Votes: 3
Mark RuffaloI went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.' Votes: 3
Matt Stone