All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting. Votes: 4
John MortimerAccountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future. Votes: 3
Paul OrfaleaI'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. Votes: 3
Charles SchumerPeople always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Votes: 3
Ellen DeGeneresDid you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? Votes: 3
Jackie MasonNever call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. Votes: 3
Charles LyellAn accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. Votes: 3
F. Ross JohnsonA lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music. Votes: 1
Taylor HansonBakers bake bread, accountants manage accounts and entrepreneurs turn ideas into reality. Votes: 0
Richard Bransonactuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality. Votes: 0
Kaz CookeThe only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents. Votes: 0
Bob SchafferSociologists are those academic accountants who think that truth can be shaken from an abacus. Votes: 0
Peter S. PrescottThe rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. Votes: 0
George W. Bush