...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport. Votes: 3
Dave BarryToday we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport Votes: 3
Mohammed Saeed al-SahafI'm preparing for a multimedia theater piece, Airport Music, that's coming up in New York City. Votes: 3
Jessica HagedornI have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off. Votes: 1
Jesse VenturaWe butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them. Votes: 0
Mohammed Saeed al-SahafWaiting for inspiration is like standing at the airport waiting for a train. Votes: 0
Leigh MichaelsWith existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. Votes: 0
Tom UdallI didn't want my kids having to pass through an airport named after their father. Votes: 0
Peter JacksonI get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags. Votes: 0
Guy ClarkNobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done. Votes: 0
Elizabeth Warnock FerneaActually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north. Votes: 0
Kate MosseDigital makes it so much easier. No bricks of film, no worrying about airport X-rays, etc. Votes: 0
Peter MenzelI think arriving at or departing from any airport in America is just horrendous these days. Votes: 0
Roger MooreAs the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years. Votes: 0
Frankie BoyleThe service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost. Votes: 0
Kristen SchaalWhen you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British. Votes: 0
Brenda FrickerSince the national team doesn't have a stadium yet, they'll come to play here, at Sofia airport. Votes: 0
Ivan SlavkovEvery modern woman shops everywhere for beauty, but for me it's mostly the airport or the drugstore. Votes: 0
Julianne MooreThere is a bomb on board, we are meeting their demands, we are heading back to the airport. Votes: 0
Ziad JarrahMy wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. Votes: 0
Tom ArnoldGranted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. Votes: 0
Dave BarrySo much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport. Votes: 0
Upamanyu ChatterjeeI got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored. Votes: 0
Neil YoungI was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop - and there wasn't a duty-free shop. Votes: 0
Andy GrayA good meal is very important to me. When I have a bad meal, especially out, it's like I'm sitting in an airport during a flight delay. It's a part of my life I can't get back. Votes: 1 Josh Elliott
Yes, Heathrow is the U.K.'s busiest airport, but new runways or a new airport are not the answer. It is far better to focus on improving capacity. Votes: 1 Zac Goldsmith
I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. Votes: 7 Tom Hodgkinson