Quotes about Alcoholic

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. Votes: 3

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! Votes: 3

Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy. Votes: 3

I am a recovering alcoholic. Votes: 0

It's not cool to be an alcoholic. Votes: 0

Paul Desmond sounds like a female alcoholic. Votes: 0

Cigarettes and coffee an alcoholic's best friend Votes: 0

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend! Votes: 0

That I'm an alcoholic is completely ridiculous. Votes: 0

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody. Votes: 0

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic. Votes: 0

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way. Votes: 0

I'm a recovering alcoholic so I should be home. Votes: 0

My family tends to be pretty alcoholic and drug-addicted. Votes: 0

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic. Votes: 0

Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Votes: 0

only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... Votes: 0

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic. Votes: 0

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. Votes: 0

What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do. Votes: 0

Because I know I'm an addict, and I know I'm an alcoholic. Votes: 0

In Stratford you either turn into an alcoholic or you better write. Votes: 0

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all. Votes: 0

I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that. Votes: 0

I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic. Votes: 0

I once had a lot of hatred, mainly toward my father, an alcoholic. Votes: 0

I think that I'm coming off as the biggest alcoholic in the world. Votes: 0

I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life. Votes: 0

I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break. Votes: 0

Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. Votes: 0

Each year, therefore, a dollar spent on alcoholic beverages has purchased a smaller quantity. Votes: 0

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Votes: 0

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. Votes: 0

Talk of fighting Tyson is a little premature. I'm an addict and an alcoholic Votes: 0

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside. Votes: 0

I'm going to Ibiza with the lads! I’ll probably come back a raging alcoholic. Votes: 0

She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic. Votes: 0

I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same. Votes: 0

I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips. Votes: 0

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. Votes: 0

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you. Votes: 0

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. Votes: 0

More than most people, the alcoholic leads a double life. He is very much the actor Votes: 0

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. Votes: 0

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. Votes: 0

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." Votes: 0

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. Votes: 0

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California. Votes: 0

I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years. Votes: 0

I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time. Votes: 0

But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius. Votes: 0

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB Votes: 0

The increased consumption of alcoholic beverages in Canada since the outbreak of war is one evidence of this. Votes: 0

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view. Votes: 0

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic. Votes: 0

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic. Votes: 0

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic. Votes: 0

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. Votes: 0

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. Votes: 0

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. Votes: 0

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Votes: 0

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. Votes: 0

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not. Votes: 0

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. Votes: 0

Yep, Gin and Brandi. Call me crazy, but naming your daughters after alcoholic beverages is just asking for trouble. Votes: 0

I am a vegetarian as well as a passionate anti-alcoholic, because I can thus make better use of my brain. Votes: 0

I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Votes: 0

I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness. Votes: 0

I had a 10-year heroin habit and kicked that. Then I became an alcoholic. I drank two fifth's a day. Votes: 0

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. Votes: 0

Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses. Votes: 0

I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up. Votes: 0

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic. Votes: 0

Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un. Votes: 0

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. Votes: 0

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know? Votes: 0

Once I know I'm an alcoholic then it is my obligation, duty to see what I can do about healing myself. Votes: 0

We waste days like mad blackbirds and pray for alcoholic nightsour silk-sick human smiles wrap around us like somebody else's confetti Votes: 0

When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines. Votes: 0

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing. Votes: 0

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see my kids do the same thing Votes: 0

I'm an alcoholic, recovering. And I used to smoke cigarettes, and I was a philanderer and I, wouldn't call myself good. Votes: 0

The greatly increased consumption of alcoholic beverages is very largely a direct result of the increased purchasing power created by wartime expenditures. Votes: 0

Publishers seem to be in an alcoholic haze most of the time. Well, the publishers have no idea what a writer is. Votes: 0

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. Votes: 0

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. Votes: 0

Obviously, I'm not homeless. I'm not an old alcoholic. I'm not jumping trains. I just like to live in a certain way. Votes: 0

I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse. Votes: 0

One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting career. Votes: 0

I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy. Votes: 0

I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered. Votes: 0

My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic? Votes: 0

Mr. Speaker, as a grateful recovering alcoholic of 24 years myself, I am living proof that treatment does work and that recovery is real. Votes: 0

The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard. Votes: 0

Father says hot water can be as stimulating as an alcoholic drink and though I never come by one...I can well believe it. Votes: 0

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two? Votes: 0

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic. Votes: 0

Iran is celebrating the nuclear deal. The Iranians are going crazy. They're drinking non-alcoholic champagne and thinking about dancing. That's how excited they are. Votes: 0

An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. Votes: 0

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree. Votes: 0

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him. Votes: 0

If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues. Votes: 0

I can choose to accelerate my disease to an alcoholic death or incurable insanity, or I can choose to live within my thoroughly human condition. Votes: 0

I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill. Votes: 0

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?. Votes: 0

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. Votes: 0

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really. Votes: 0

It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a thief. Or a liar. Votes: 0

The golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to alcoholic brotherhood ... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort. Votes: 0

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs. Votes: 0

When I told the fans I was an alcoholic, they all applauded. When I told them I had given myself to a higher power, they cheered again. Votes: 0

Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks. Votes: 0

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs Votes: 0

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god! Votes: 0

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's trust back. Votes: 0

No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to make impossible a total war effort. Votes: 0

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times. Votes: 0

Any kid who grew up with an alcoholic parent will tell you how nauseating it feels never to know what it will be like when you come home. Votes: 0

No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to make impossible a total war effort. Votes: 0

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times Votes: 0

[Being alcoholic ] you're either too high or you're too low. I mean, I was always looking for the bell to ring. I was always waiting for that bell. Votes: 0

Trying to solve the problem by creating more debt is analogous to trying to stop being an alcoholic by going on a bender down at the corner bar. Votes: 0

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker. Votes: 0

An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has some judgment and character flaws. Votes: 0

I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs books to make it through the day. Votes: 0

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also. Votes: 0

I vowed that I'd never allow any man to control me or to be an alcoholic or anything like that around me, because I don't want my children seeing that. Votes: 0

Being upright and uncompromising will lead to unemployment by themselves. But to be willfully ignorant of a calling in life as well, that is the denial of a born alcoholic. Votes: 0

The alcoholic and the drug addict harm only themselves by their behavior; the person who violates the rules of morality governing mans life in society harms not only himself, but everyone. Votes: 0

I know an alcoholic is the worse, but sometimes I wonder if it's better to have a drinking father that lives at home, or a drinking father, that never comes around. Votes: 0

1904 was the year the American Food and Drug people took the cocaine out of Coca-Cola, which gave us an alcoholic and death oriented generation of Yanks ideally equipped to fight WW II." Votes: 0

I remember seeing Amy Sedaris in a stint where she played somebody's alcoholic mother in one scene and in the next she was Ross Perot. I remember thinking she was so awesome. Votes: 0

I may have the genetic coding that Im inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way. Votes: 0

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was. Votes: 0

He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka : it may be early here, but in Baghdad it's almost evening. Votes: 0

I've often wanted to play the victim, or somebody who makes terrible choices. I would love to play the alcoholic mother who horribly lets down her children. That's a great morally imperiled role. Votes: 0

When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before. Votes: 0

If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking. Votes: 0

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. Votes: 0

[ If I wasn't making music ] I'd probably end up going to school, I never went to school. Or just give up and get my plumber's ticket and move back to Edmonton and become an alcoholic. Votes: 0

An alcoholic father, poverty, my own juvenile diabetes, the limited English my parents spoke - although my mother has become completely bilingual since. All these things intrude on what most people think of as happiness. Votes: 0

The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors, of wine, ices, vanilla, tea and coffee, have given us flavors hitherto unknown. Votes: 0

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban. Votes: -1