I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action. Votes: 4
Illeana DouglasPeople have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance. Votes: 4
Ina GartenI don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Votes: 4
Frank CarsonIt's plain that a fence is of no consequence, If the ambulance works in the valley. Votes: 3
Joseph MalinsI told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like. Votes: 1
Pippa EvansI'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance Votes: 0
Lord FinesseDoctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerWhenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death. Votes: 0
Phil LesterI hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill. Votes: 0
Erma Bombeck