Family rules? We only have one rule in our house, and that's 'Don't Be Annoying' Votes: 3
Daisy WaughI would like to initiate an initiative - the Broadway Annoying Audience Member Relocation Programme. Votes: 3
Daniel RadcliffeNever invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. Votes: 3
Gilbert K. ChestertonYou are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you. Votes: 3
Robert Anton WilsonWomen dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. Votes: 2
Elsa SchiaparelliI'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying. Votes: 0
Tyler, The CreatorEverything creepy and Southern isn't Faulknerian, just like everything annoying isn't Kafkaesque. Votes: 0
Scott SpencerWisdom never learned silence, and it is most annoying when least wanted. Votes: 0
Patricia A. McKillipQuick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. Votes: 0
Ellen DeGeneresONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. Votes: 0
Chelsea HandlerI'm quite annoying and can't imagine what it would be like living with me 24/7. Votes: 0
Gabrielle AplinI never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying. Votes: 0
Judah FriedlanderPerpetual optimism is annoying. It is a sign that you are not paying attention. Votes: 0
Maureen DowdA know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinThe road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards. Votes: 0
Alexander JablokovIt's hard to keep on being civil when they ask you such annoying questions. Votes: 0
Olivia De HavillandBelief is a good thing in principle, but an annoying thing in human beings. Votes: 0
Elizabeth WurtzelThere is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. Votes: 0
Mark TwainA surfeit of information often hides an untruth," he said, with annoying clarity. Votes: 0
Jasper FfordeIt's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense. Votes: 0
Craig DavidInternet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.' Votes: 0
Michael Ian BlackFamily love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeNothing is more annoying than a tardy friend. [Lat., Tardo amico nihil est quidquam iniquius.] Votes: 0
PlautusHow often feelings are circular. How embarrassing to be embarrassed. How annoying to be annoyed. Votes: 0
James RichardsonMuch of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people. Votes: 0
Craig FergusonIt's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!. Votes: 0
Merrill MarkoeIt's annoying when people tag my name in their conversation with someone else [on Twitter.] Votes: 0
Casper SmartI've become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes. Votes: 0
Jessie WareThe use of EU summits to frame political victories or defeats is an annoying habit. Votes: 0
Jean-Claude JunckerThe pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me. Votes: 0
Matt StoneEventually cancer becomes just another annoying thing that you deal with, you know, like cellulite. Votes: 0
Kris CarrGood news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully. Votes: 0
Brandy NacoleAmazing," Edward muttered. "How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Alice laughed. "It's a talent. Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerWhen perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver! Votes: 0
Bren茅 BrownCommitments are one of the worst things to have in the music business. They're very annoying. Votes: 0
Neil YoungWhen perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver! Votes: 0
Brené BrownThere's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going. Votes: 0
James PattersonWorshipping in private,' as Obama does, comes off as just another form of annoying elitism. Votes: 0
Tina BrownWhen perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver! Votes: 0
Brene BrownMy most annoying question is 'Hilary, are you ever going to play a pretty girl?' Votes: 0
Hilary SwankIf you think I'm annoying and preachy now, you should have known me in grade school. Votes: 0
Dave EggersThis is what's so annoying about going out with Luke. You can't get away with anything. Votes: 0
Sophie KinsellaAs long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material. Votes: 0
Scott AdamsIt's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone. Votes: 0
Merrill MarkoeA bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. Votes: 0
Kin HubbardBeing anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social. Votes: 0
Dov DavidoffFew things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room. Votes: 0
Dov DavidoffThat cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song... Votes: 0
Zach BraffI had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying! Votes: 0
Portia de RossiI find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth. Votes: 0
Chelsea HandlerAlec keeps sending me annoying photos. Lots of captions like Wish you were here, except not really. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareI think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying. Votes: 0
Kourtney KardashianYou have this annoying ability to say the perfect thing and then ruin it by still talking. Votes: 0
Jen WylieWe like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off. Votes: 0
Noel GallagherWhy do you have to be so annoying sometimes?" "Cant help it. It's the company I keep. Votes: 0
Kamila ShamsieWe can be the light of the world without leaving our high beams on and annoying everybody. Votes: 0
Bob GoffAh! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts. Votes: 0
MoliereI really wanted to pursue music, but all those other girls are doing it and it is annoying Votes: 0
Alexa VegaPart of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else. Votes: 0
Matt GroeningThere is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultI can play very annoying girl, very lost girl and then all the things in the spectrum between. Votes: 0
Lena DunhamI think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinYou are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. Votes: 0
Kourtney KardashianA sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinThe British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. Votes: 0
Julian CasablancasIt's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone. Votes: 3 Merrill Markoe