People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Votes: 3
Ellen DeGeneresYou ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one. Votes: 3
Albert EinsteinWhen people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.' Votes: 3
Quentin TarantinoPeople ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage. Votes: 3
David Lee RothIf you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud. Votes: 3
Emile ZolaPeople ask me why it is so hard to trust and I ask them why is it so hard to keep a promise. Votes: 3
Wiz KhalifaA Writer is Actor, Creator, Director & Producer Of HIS Life. Ask ME anything. Votes: 0
Nirav SanchaniyaPeople ask me about my interests outside football, but I haven't really got any. Votes: 0
Brian McDermottI've had some interesting stuff happen to me - so why doesn't anyone ask me? Votes: 0
Amanda MarshallI ask no risen dust to teach me immortality; I am conscious of eternal life. Votes: 0
Theodore ParkerAlways be quite simple and sincere and ask God to grant me those two virtues. Votes: 0
Vincent de PaulPeople always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are... all bought and paid for. Votes: 0
Dolly PartonApparently, I'm very, very popular in jails. They often ask me to come and speak. Votes: 0
Etgar KeretPeople ask me, What would you be doing without baseball? I don't know...super-sizing fries? Votes: 0
Jason GiambiTestosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me. Votes: 0
Lora LeighPlease don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is. Votes: 0
Ashleigh BrilliantI never wanted a Guardian Angel. I didn't ask for one. One was assigned to me. Votes: 0
Mercedes McCambridgeI have nothing to ask for, thanks to God. Everything I have, God has given me. Votes: 0
Mariano RiveraBefore you judge me, ask me about my childhood. And I will ask you about yours. Votes: 0
Michael JacksonPeople often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him. Votes: 0
Florence HendersonAsk not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward. Votes: 0
Jessica SimpsonPeople ask me where I get my fighting qualities from, and I have to say Serena. Votes: 0
Venus WilliamsPeople ask me where I got my singing style. I didn't copy my style from anybody. Votes: 0
Elvis PresleyYou all right?" Diana let out a deep breath. "Ask me again when I'm not praying. Votes: 0
Nora RobertsShrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me. Votes: 0
Aya NakaharaYou can ask me anything you like about my work, but I'll never talk about myself. Votes: 0
P. L. TraversAbsolutely. I am a father, and I know best. If there's any question, just ask me. Votes: 0
Rainn WilsonPeople always ask me if I believe diamonds are a girl's best friend. Frankly, I don't. Votes: 0
Marilyn MonroeI've definitely had someone ask to touch [my hair] . That weirded me out a little bit. Votes: 0
Noah SyndergaardI do sometimes lecture people about what they're eating, but that's only if they ask me. Votes: 0
Woody HarrelsonPeople ask me to describe myself, but it's a very personal thing. You don't feel comfortable. Votes: 0
Damon HillPeople ask me what book politicians should read. They should read the life of Mahatma Gandhi. Votes: 0
Marina AbramovicConsistently ask yourself: 'Is what I'm doing right now working for me or working against me? Votes: 0
Marshall SylverThis writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it. Votes: 0
A. A. MilneAsk me my three main priorities for Government, and I tell you: education, education, and education. Votes: 0
Tony BlairAt the end of a matter ask, "What will I learn from this to make me better?" Votes: 0
Mary Anne RadmacherI think war is a crime. If you don't believe me, ask the infantry, ask the dead. Votes: 0
Michael McCormick (Vietnam Veteran)Don't even ask me why. I do not know, I have no answer to this insane behaviour. Votes: 0
Marina AbramovicPeople ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't? Votes: 0
Michael HortonI love Oklahoma. The fans have been with me every night. What more can you ask for? Votes: 0
Kevin DurantThey ask me what I'm writing for - I'm writing to show you what we're fighting for. Votes: 0
Talib KweliIt is weird. A lot of people try to ask me political questions. Im not a politician. Votes: 0
Barkhad AbdiNext time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort! Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingIt is weird. A lot of people try to ask me political questions. I'm not a politician. Votes: 0
Barkhad AbdiDon't look to me. Don't ask for help. Don't ask for anything that you can do yourself Votes: 0
Lemmy KilmisterWhen people ask me what the most important thing is in life, I answer: 'Just breathe.' Votes: 0
Yoko OnoFor true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now? Votes: 0
James AllenFinally someone takes me seriously enough to ask for my word of honor, and it's a villain. Votes: 0
Sherwood SmithPeople recognize me, call me Ron, and ask me questions. It's really cool and weird as well. Votes: 0
Rupert GrintWhen people ask me silly questions about my private life, I just say, I don't discuss that. Votes: 0
Imogen CunninghamI pray every day, several times. It soothes me. I don't ask for anything, except for health. Votes: 0
Jon Bon JoviDon't ask me any questions. I've seen how things that seek their way find their void instead. Votes: 0
Federico Garcia LorcaNow could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful. Votes: 0
Rachel CaineI don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareI never ask God to give me anything; I only ask him to put me where things are Votes: 0
Mexican ProverbWould he have said he loved me? I would ask myself that for the rest of my life. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadI don't ask for the sights in front of me to change, only the depth of my seeing. Votes: 0
Mary OliverIf you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll. Votes: 0
Bruce DickinsonWhen people ask me how old the Earth is, I tell them I don't know because I don't. Votes: 0
R. C. SproulHow can I ask people who work for me to travel cheaply if I am traveling in luxury? Votes: 0
Ingvar KampradIf somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen? Votes: 0
Jarod KintzIf you ask me what the world looks like to me, it looks like a painting by Pissarro. Votes: 0
Ernst GombrichWhen I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanYou sure you don't want me to stay? I'll make you coffee and ask you about your day. Votes: 0
Ilona AndrewsTo ask me is in vain; For who goes up your winding stair Can ne'er come down again. Votes: 0
Mary HowittAll I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports. Votes: 0
John HodgmanI ask myself, "Why am I so serious?" Everyone else asks me, "Why are you such a joker? Votes: 0
T.J. BowesAlways ask yourself the question âIs this going to help get me to my goal or not? Votes: 0
Bob ProctorWhen people ask me how to find happiness in life I tell them, First learn how to cook. Votes: 0
Charles SimicGuys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why! Votes: 0
Hines WardBut really, if you ask me, there is only one kid of plot. One. Stuff happens. That's it. Votes: 0
Nora Raleigh BaskinI don't think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettWhen you ask, Did writing change my life? It totally changed my life. It gave me my life. Votes: 0
Judy BlumePeople always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi. Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsIf you ask me, taking on risk and being more daring is a real important part of creativity. Votes: 0
Deborah MeierMy children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up. Votes: 0
Shaquille O'NealSome people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you? It's just this very nice street makeup. Votes: 0
Frances ConroyPeople ask me a question, I'll give them my opinion. I never claimed to have all the answers. Votes: 0
Scott FujitaWhen people ask me who my favorite country singer is, I say, 'You mean besides George Jones?' Votes: 0
Johnny CashPeople ask me, "How's Teen Wolf?," and I tell them it's literally the best job I've ever had. Votes: 0
Shelley HennigI know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action. Votes: 0
Illeana DouglasMy mind sort of works like a search engine. You ask me something, and I start seeing pictures. Votes: 0
Temple GrandinWhen you see someone who has turned his passion into a profit, ask yourself, âWhy not me? Votes: 0
Donny DeutschOne question you never want to ask God is, "What's wrong with me" because He'll tell you.. Votes: 0
John WimberAsk Nureyev to stop dancing, ask Sinatra to stop singing, then you can ask me to stop playing. Votes: 0
Billie Jean KingWhen you ask me to sign your NDA, you're basically saying, in writing, that you don't trust me. Votes: 0
Anil DashIf you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukScience and literature give me answers. And they ask me questions I will never be able to answer. Votes: 0
Mark HaddonEvery time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell 'Boo' out the window. Votes: 0
Pamela AndersonYoung girls come up to me all the time to ask for advice. They see me as a survivor. Votes: 0
Drew BarrymoreI can't rate myself, but if you ask Russell, I'm sure he'd give me a ten out of ten. Votes: 0
Katy PerryYou ask me, How much time? I do not know. I know it means time enough to forget time. Votes: 0
John MottI have such a horror of telegrams that ask me how I am!! I always want to reply dead. Votes: 0
Katherine MansfieldDon't ask me about this building or that one, don't look at what I do, see what I see. Votes: 0
Luis BarraganO pure of heart! Thou needest not ask of me what this strong music in the soul may be! Votes: 0
Samuel Taylor ColeridgeLet me ask you, do you love your freedom that you have here in America? Well, so do I. Votes: 0
Sarah PalinI don't understand why my fans ask for a hug, like, i don't mind, just come and hug me! Votes: 0
Justin BieberIt always amazes me when people ask you to do something and then tell you how to do it. Votes: 0
David BaileyWhen people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeI realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. Votes: 0
John OliverI'm lost. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Votes: 0
L. Lionel KendrickWhen people ask me why is 'Winter's Tale' a fantasy, I point out that it is not a fantasy. Votes: 0
Mark HelprinHe never lied to me. I just didn't ask the questions I didn't want to know the answers to. Votes: 0
Josh LanyonYou wouldn't ask Rodin to make an ugly sculpture, or me to make a film with an ugly woman. Votes: 0
Roger VadimMy mother used to tell me, No matter what they ask you, always say yes. You can learn later. Votes: 0
Natalie WoodWhen people ask me that, I say I don't want to be remembered. It means I'm no longer around. Votes: 0
Lewis HamiltonHow has podcasting changed things? A lot of people ask me if I feel I should be more famous. Votes: 0
Paul F. TompkinsI ask you to pray for me, for once age has overtaken us, we find consolation only in religion. Votes: 0
Paul CezanneI'm a gay black guy. If I can't ask questions without caring what people think of me, who can? Votes: 0
Don LemonI didn't ask anyone to make me a poster boy, because poster boys always end up on dart boards. Votes: 0
Anurag KashyapPeople who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy? Votes: 0
George CarlinPeople ask me how I do research for my science fiction. The answer is, I never do any research. Votes: 0
Frederik PohlI would ask that people judge us, judge me, based on our record, based on what we actually did, Votes: 0
Christy ClarkI am thankful for the kind treatment during my captivity and I ask God to accept me with mercy. Votes: 0
Hans FrankWe're just a metal band. Whenever people ask me what kind of music we play, I always say metal. Votes: 0
Mattew NichollsHere is all I ask of a book- give me everything. Everything, and don't leave out a single word. Votes: 0
Pat ConroyWere one to ask me in which direction I think man strongest, I should say, his capacity to hate. Votes: 0
Henry Ward BeecherI always say, when they ask me about American politics, is for you guys to decide who you elect. Votes: 0
Tony BlairIt's fine, but don't ask me to strip again or I'm going to wonder what your intentions really are. Votes: 0
Stephanie WitterPeople ask me, 'How do you remember your lines?' That's nothing. That is the least of my concerns. Votes: 0
Margot RobbieWhat could you give me," I ask, my voice shaking, "to make me forget ... that you forgot about me? Votes: 0
Jodi Picoultthey ask me to remember but they want me to remember their memories and I keep on remembering mine Votes: 0
Lucille CliftonLet me ask you, when it comes to Obamacare, do you hate Obamacare more than you love your country? Votes: 0
Thomas RobertsWhenever people ask me if it's okay to stop watching "The Leftovers," I always say OF COURSE IT IS. Votes: 0
Hank StueverIf I don't ask "Why me?" after my victories, I cannot ask "Why me?" after my setbacks and disasters. Votes: 0
Arthur AsheI ask for so little.Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave Votes: 0
David BowieI might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel. Votes: 0
Logan Pearsall SmithMy will is not a place, but a condition. Do not ask Me where and when, but ask Me how. Votes: 0
Frances J RobertsWhen people ask me why I am running as a woman, I always answer, 'What choice do I have?' Votes: 0
Patricia SchroederWhy me?' I ask God. God says nothing. I laugh and the stars watch. It's good to be alive. Votes: 0
Markus ZusakIf you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you. Votes: 0
Rachel CaineI didn't ask my mother to buy me a trumpet or a violin, I started right on the water hose. Votes: 0
Rahsaan Roland KirkRight now if you ask me Carmelo Anthony is GONE. He's going to L.A. to play w/Kobe Bryant. Votes: 0
Stephen A. SmithYou can't say you want things to be simple and then in the next breath ask me to be honest. Votes: 0
Margaret MahyI cry out from the ashes, burned with sin and shame. I ask you Lord to make me whole again. Votes: 0
Rebecca St. JamesAll my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. Votes: 0
Markus ZusakI pray to the God within me that He will give me the strength to ask Him the right questions. Votes: 0
Elie WieselPeople always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I donât know, Iâm never there. Votes: 0
Dolly PartonDo not ask, "Is is possible?" rather, "Is is worth what it will require of me to make it happen? Votes: 0
Toni SorensonI seldom speak on songs, as in when people ask me for fave songs. I really have only fave parts. Votes: 0
Gylve NagellPeople ask me all the time, "What kind of father are you?" I won't know until my kids are grown. Votes: 0
Tom HanksWhen those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Votes: 0
Andy RooneyIt would be cool for someone to ask me about some of the structural choices I make with my albums. Votes: 0
Hari KondaboluIf you ask me a question, don't tell me what the question is in advance, 'cause I'd rather not know. Votes: 0
Geraldine FerraroAnd if the day I die they ask me just how heaven was, I'll be glad I spent it with you. Votes: 0
Brian Logan DalesYou should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get. Votes: 0
Bette DavisIf you ask me why I left China, it's just that I went for a stroll and strolled too far away. Votes: 0
Mu XinI like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. Votes: 0
Steven PinkerI'm not a hustler. I don't pitch songs. I don't ask people to write with me. It's not what I do. Votes: 0
Chris StapletonPeople ask me all the time would I like to still be playing? No. I'm glad I played when I played. Votes: 0
Terry BradshawPeople ask me what's like to hear our song on the radio. I don't know, I don't listen to the radio Votes: 0
Kurt CobainEverywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one! Votes: 0
Mike MyersGod gave me the same power He gave Jesus. I ask myself daily, Why do I waste such a priceless gift? Votes: 0
Francis ChanI don't ask myself, is the life congenial to me? But, am I fitted for, am I called to, the Ministry? Votes: 0
Wilfred OwenDo you always ask me the same questions you ask him?" "It depends on whether or not I get an answer. Votes: 0
Anne BishopI used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him to do His work through me. Votes: 0
Hudson TaylorPeople often ask me how long it takes me to write a play, and I tell them 'all of my life.' Votes: 0
Edward AlbeeI like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out. Votes: 0
Mario CantoneI had a reporter ask me what it was like to have my best years over so soon. It stayed with me. Votes: 0
Sam RaimiI don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy Votes: 0
Niall HoranI must ask the Lord to direct the Holy Spirit within me to drain the life out of sin and in prayer. Votes: 0
J. I. PackerBut this is neither here nor there why do I mention it? Ask my pen, it governs me, I govern not it. Votes: 0
Laurence SterneIf you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am. Votes: 0
Peter SellersA lot of people ask me if I'm OK. I'm capable of crazy - a lot of people are - but I'm OK. Votes: 0
Angel OlsenWhat I do has to be a function of what I can do, not a function of what people ask me to do. Votes: 0
Tim Berners-LeeI am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. Votes: 0
Morgan FreemanIf you were to ask me to speak Swedish or Dutch or German, I have no idea if I could pull that off! Votes: 0
Marisol NicholsI hate and I love. And if you ask me how, I do not know: I only feel it, and I am torn in two. Votes: 0
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