Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment. Votes: 3
Mason CooleyI call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"! Votes: 3
Cindy MargolisIf Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth. Votes: 3
Jaden SmithBabies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening. Votes: 3
Lisa KleypasDead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf... Votes: 3
Alice CooperBabies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off. Votes: 3
Steven WrightBabies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. Votes: 3
Samuel JohnsonI was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon. Votes: 3
Rick ReillyBoys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic. Votes: 1
Gilbert K. ChestertonPromises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. Votes: 1
Norman Vincent PealeWe are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen to preaching Votes: 1
Roy L. SmithThe most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Votes: 1
Theodore HesburghWhen I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why? Votes: 1
Jodi PicoultIt makes me unhappy when brothers make babies and leave a young mother to be a pappy. Votes: 1
Tupac ShakurJust because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls. Votes: 1
Alice CooperI was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies. Votes: 1
Benjamin SpockI think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies. Votes: 1
Jesse EisenbergJack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. Votes: 1
Lyndon B. JohnsonMy father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s. Votes: 1
John MajorI had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Votes: 1
Steven WrightThe first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all. Votes: 1
Gore VidalWhat do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife. Votes: 1
Jonathan Safran FoerI love all the Pixar movies, and I like 'Happy Feet Two.' 'Cause it has a lot of babies. Votes: 1
Quvenzhane WallisCrying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately! Votes: 0
Brigham YoungOf course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from? Votes: 0
Dave DuttonNever break a promise to an animal. They're like babiesthey won't understand. Votes: 0
Tamora PierceMama don't let your babies grow up to be selfies. -Jennifer Ritchie Payette Votes: 0
Jennifer Ritchie PayetteTeenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. Votes: 0
Harvey KurtzmanIf there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission. Votes: 0
Lenny BruceThere is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillChips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything. Votes: 0
Arnold WeskerI don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. Votes: 0
Tracy MorganSince the late 1970s, 163 million female babies have been aborted by parents seeking sons. Votes: 0
Jonathan V. LastSince having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet. Votes: 0
Mariah CareyInventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are not missed. Votes: 0
John Kenneth GalbraithThere is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. Votes: 0
Leon KassI love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. Votes: 0
Caitlin MoranParents should talk to their children, even when they are babies and can't talk back. Votes: 0
Robert WinstonThey never lynch children, babies, no matter what they do they are whitewashed in advance. Votes: 0
Samuel BeckettWhen babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear. Votes: 0
Patricia K. KuhlEverybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies. Votes: 0
Kristen SchaalBecause of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war. Votes: 0
Kurt VonnegutWe have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. Votes: 0
Christine TaylorI'm okay with multinational marriage, foreigners are also alright. Mixed blood babies are so pretty. Votes: 0
LeeteukThe babies are amazing ... They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise. Votes: 0
Julia RobertsLadies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform. Votes: 0
John BarbirolliAh, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Votes: 0
Tina FeyThe Bears are front-runners. Quitters. They are not a second-half team, just a bunch of cry-babies. Votes: 0
George Preston MarshallEverybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. Votes: 0
Mike SorrentinoI'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named Jeremih after my second album. Votes: 0
JeremihOften, women who lose babies are blamed for the loss of those children and are ostracised. Votes: 0
Jane ChenWe only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out. Votes: 0
Gregory MaguireMake no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Votes: 0
Jerry SeinfeldI was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18. Votes: 0
Loretta LynnBecause we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being. Votes: 0
Martin AmisAs souls must cry when they awaken in tiny babies and find themselves far from heaven Votes: 0
John UpdikeI would never call people that are born in America who are from Mexico terror babies. Votes: 0
Andrew BreitbartMy grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. Votes: 0
Enrique IglesiasI'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! Votes: 0
Tori SpellingMy children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me. Votes: 0
Julia Ward HoweWe were marching since we were babies and all we did was make Jane Fonda famous. Votes: 0
Robert PatrickYou know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born. Votes: 0
Louis Eric BarrierHolding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began. Votes: 0
Betty FordIf men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family. Votes: 0
Clare Boothe LuceThe senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies. Votes: 0
David LettermanI have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time! Votes: 0
Douglas FeaverI just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids! Votes: 0
David BergI always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. Votes: 0
Robert OrbenI happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born. Votes: 0
Sarah SilvermanNot until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son. Votes: 0
Camille PagliaThere's only one rule that I know of, babiesâGod damn it, you've got to be kind. Votes: 0
Kurt VonnegutIf you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? Votes: 0
Gwenn WrightWhat do you do with mother love and mother wit when the babies are grown and gone away? Votes: 0
Joanne GreenbergI think the 'Jaws' shark and the 'Shark Night' shark would fall in love and make sweet babies. Votes: 0
Chris Carmackif the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having. Votes: 0
Marie StopesToo many in the Church today are likes babies in the nursery,they put everything in their mouth. Votes: 0
John Paul WarrenWhen your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love. Votes: 0
Cody JohnsonOh, what is young love! The urge of the race. A blaze that ends in babies or ashes. Votes: 0
Gertrude AthertonI get crazy upset when I feel mothers or babies are not getting the loving care they need. Votes: 0
Robin LimFor right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies. Votes: 0
Kelly RowlandI expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby. Votes: 0
Lana TurnerI know that a mother, no matter how impoverished or uneducated, will do anything to save her babies. Votes: 0
Jane ChenThere is a lot of advice on baby feeding, but almost nothing on how to help crying babies. Votes: 0
Harvey KarpMy body will never go back to what it was, and I wouldn't expect it to after three babies. Votes: 0
Kate WinsletYou need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago... Votes: 0
Lindsay ArmstrongI started dancing before I could talk. Other babies learn to stand and then walk - I just danced. Votes: 0
Bruno TonioliYou might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies. Votes: 0
Chinua AchebeMost babies know how to win us over. We cannot help but smile at them and watch them smile back. Votes: 0
Madeleine M. KuninI never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one Votes: 0
Candice BergenWe've shot with babies and kids and it was tough. It's not easy. It looks tangential, but it is not. Votes: 0
Mark DuplassA world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men. Votes: 0
Charles SpurgeonIf only we could have them back as babies today, now that we have some idea what to do with them. Votes: 0
Nancy MairsEine Gemeinde kann ihr Geld nicht besser anlegen, als indem sie Geld in Babies steckt.
Churchill, WinstonThe TiVo is really an amazing machine. Like everyone who has one, I totally recommend it. Just as everyone who's married will tell you to get married, and everyone who has a baby tells you to have a baby, everyone who owns a TiVo will tell you to get a TiVo, and they'll say things like 'Your life will be completely different.' It's true. Votes: 2 Ira Glass
How come life is so important in the nine months before birth, but then we sort of forget about the importance, we're not worried about whether that baby lives in poverty once he or she is born. Votes: 2 Birch Bayh
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. Votes: 3 Jeff Foxworthy
We were marching since we were babies and all we did was make Jane Fonda famous. Votes: 1 Robert Patrick
I want to go to Heaven, and I don't want to come back. I don't wanna come back and be a baby, and be a teenager again. Oh my God, no! No, I don't want to be a teenager again. It's too awkward. Votes: 1 Steven Adler
Your baby only needs a lot of light at night if he's reading or he's entertaining guests. Votes: 1 Lawrence Kutner
About 3 million IVF babies have been born since Louise Brown's birth in 1978. Bizarrely, when this life-giving treatment was first considered, it was massively controversial. A storm of vitriolic protest came from many religious leaders, journalists, politicians, regrettably even other scientists and doctors. Votes: 1 Robert Winston
I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino. Votes: 4 Joyce Giraud
A successful birth is not a birth without drugs or monitors or surgery. A successful birth is when you're alive and the baby's alive. Votes: 2 Jean Hanff Korelitz
I've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.' Votes: 1 Tahj Mowry
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Votes: 1 Jeff Foxworthy
I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby. Votes: 2 Kevin Hart
The main concern with a very large baby is difficulty in delivery. Votes: 1 Emily Oster
There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. Votes: 1 Leon Kass
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. Votes: 1 Jimmy Reed
You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. Votes: 2 Helen Hunt
Healthy bodies make healthy babies so you have nothing to lose! Votes: 1 Heidi Murkoff
You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now. Votes: 1 Johnny Mercer
It's easy to get lost in the baby. You have to make sure you give your husband attention. Votes: 2 Ellen Pompeo
I always tell people, 'Coming from such a big Mexican family when there's a new baby every three weeks, you have to do something to get someone's attention.' Votes: 1 Becky G
I feel sure that unborn babies pick their parents. Votes: 2 Gloria Swanson
In every adult human there still lives a helpless child who is afraid of aloneness.... This would be so even if there were a possibility for perfect babies and perfect mothers. Votes: 3 Louise J. Kaplan
I usually doze off between 7:30 and 9 p.m. while putting my baby to sleep. Then I suddenly wake up remembering I'm an adult with no bedtime. I spend the next four hours catching up on reading, e-mails, and other adult pursuits until I collapse for good until sunrise. Votes: 1 Padma Lakshmi
Ours is an age of pedagogy. Anxious parents instruct their children more and more, at younger and younger ages, until they're reading books to babies in the womb. Votes: 1 Alison Gopnik
A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin. Votes: 3 Laura Ingalls Wilder
My mom always said, 'Marry someone smarter than yourself, Katee, because No. 1, you're not that smart. And No. 2, then you'll have smart babies.' Votes: 3 Katee Sackhoff
I had a strong faith that I would, eventually, have a baby. Votes: 1 Trinny Woodall
I did three DVD's for 'Baby Einstein,' teaching babies how to sign. It really helps a parent communicate because babies can't talk. But it has been proven that they can communicate using their hands to communicate. So sign language is a great tool in that way. Votes: 3 Marlee Matlin
Like the 'test tube babies' born of in vitro fertilization, cloned children need not be identifiable, much less freaks or outcasts. Votes: 3 Virginia Postrel
There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls. Votes: 3 Stanley Bing
When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you could always hear me coming and this really ugly princess skirt and blouse with the top button closed. I had a boy haircut, a baby face covered with pimples, and a really big nose. Votes: 2 Marina Abramovic