Quotes about Babies

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe. Votes: 4

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. Votes: 4

Babies change things, open doors you thought were shut, close others. Make you into something you never been. Votes: 4

Babies aren't really born of their parents. They are born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope, and dream their parents ever had. Votes: 4

Babies got it going on! Votes: 3

Babies laughing is like opium. Votes: 3

Babies are saved when Christians show up. Votes: 3

Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite. Votes: 3

Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates Votes: 3

Babies are a great way to start people. Votes: 3

Babies! What a wonderful way to start people! Votes: 3

Babies cannot eat meat but some adults like milk. Votes: 3

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede. Votes: 3

Babies have much higher levels of stress in childcare. Votes: 3

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know. Votes: 3

Babies are such a nice way to start people. Votes: 3

Babies, we are told, are the latest news from heaven. Votes: 3

Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment. Votes: 3

Baby Steps are for Babies, Not Brands. Be Amazing or Be Surpassed. Votes: 3

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that. Votes: 3

Babies are not brought by storks and poets are not produced by workshops. Votes: 3

Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival. Votes: 3

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy. Votes: 3

I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"! Votes: 3

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth. Votes: 3

Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening. Votes: 3

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf... Votes: 3

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off. Votes: 3

Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. Votes: 3

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon. Votes: 3

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief. Votes: 3

Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile. Votes: 3

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Votes: 3

Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion. Votes: 3

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them. Votes: 3

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. Votes: 3

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. Votes: 3

Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls. Votes: 3

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of. Votes: 3

Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing. Votes: 3

Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing, Votes: 3

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. Votes: 3

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home. Votes: 3

Babies just change everything. You have to become super selfless and super tired and super amenable to change. They just change all the time. Votes: 3

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. Votes: 3

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right? Votes: 3

eBay started with a core focus on the collector. At the time of its S-1, six or seven percent of its total sales were Beanie Babies. Votes: 3

Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through. Votes: 3

Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case. Votes: 3

Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know where they come from. Votes: 3

I really have to wonder who or what made Daddy become this way. Babies aren't born cruel or filled with sick desire. Evil is not intrinsic. It's fashioned. Votes: 3

Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact the family brings up baby by being brought up by him. Votes: 3

You don't have to get it perfect, you just have to get it going. Babies don't walk the first time they try, but eventually they get it right Votes: 3

Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact ... the family brings up baby by being brought up by him. Votes: 3

There's so many things going on in the world, Babies dying. Mothers crying. How much oil is one human life worth. And what ever happened to peace on earth. Votes: 3

Babies have millions of brain cells. They are like light bulbs waiting to be turned on. Don't wait for them to go to school and hope for the best. Votes: 3

Babies are born with neither good nor bad character. Normal people - as they grow, learn and are trained - develop better or worse dispositions and habits of conduct. Votes: 3

I would sing to my Beanie Babies, and I sort of created this alternate universe where I was famous, and there were thousands of people that I was singing to. Votes: 3

I write all the time, and I write a lot of songs, but before I started putting out records those songs always just ended up on stuff that I did with The Babies. Votes: 3

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Votes: 2

We had our own baby boom. Votes: 1

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. Votes: 1

People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them. Votes: 1

Let's save all the children, save the babies, save the babies. Votes: 1

Boys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic. Votes: 1

Sometimes, moms have to be creative to get their babies to eat healthy. Votes: 1

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Votes: 1

The way we care for our babies is how they experience our love. Votes: 1

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Votes: 1

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful. Votes: 1

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. Votes: 1

We are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen to preaching Votes: 1

The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds. Votes: 1

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Votes: 1

When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why? Votes: 1

It makes me unhappy when brothers make babies and leave a young mother to be a pappy. Votes: 1

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls. Votes: 1

I was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies. Votes: 1

We cannot sleep peacefully while babies are dying of hunger and the elderly are without medical assistance Votes: 1

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies. Votes: 1

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president. Votes: 1

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. Votes: 1

My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s. Votes: 1

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Votes: 1

That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes. Votes: 1

The first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all. Votes: 1

There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. Votes: 1

What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife. Votes: 1

I care much more about saving the lives of mothers and babies than I do about a fancy museum somewhere. Votes: 1

Some things I never learned to like. I didn't like to kiss babies, though I didn't mind kissing their mothers. Votes: 1

As an O.B. doctor of thirty years, and having delivered 4,000 babies, I can assure you life begins at conception. Votes: 1

My own field, the prevention of genetic disorders in babies, has been possible only because of humane work on animals. Votes: 1

I love all the Pixar movies, and I like 'Happy Feet Two.' 'Cause it has a lot of babies. Votes: 1

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. Votes: 1

Children and babies should be held in the most sacred regard. We feel that they're the most natural and true magicians. Votes: 1

Someone needs to give the Pope thirteen babies. Just for a week or so. See how he likes no birth control then. Votes: 1

On a slightly unconnected note, I am sorry to report that babies, as a collective species, are largely oblivious to my charms." Votes: 1

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids. Votes: 1

A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war." Votes: 1

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. Votes: 1

People express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest. Votes: 1

You got me thinking bout us having us some babies Everything about love got me like Baby come home and put it on me tonight. Votes: 1

Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that. Votes: 1

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. Votes: 1

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream. Votes: 1

Amnesty is the magnet. Other magnets that you mentioned are anchor babies who get benefits in this country and employer deductions for employees, even if they are here illegally, which Mr. King is addressing. Votes: 1

Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely create an ecological crisis that will only lead to anguish and despair. Votes: 1

There is a lot of healing going on. Really! More people are vegetarians, more are in the green movement, more of us are tearing down the old paradigms and embracing same-sex marriage, single motherhood, men raising babies. Votes: 1

A miracle is really the only way to describe motherhood and giving birth. It's unbelievable how God has made us women and babies to endure and be able to do so much. A miracle, indeed. Such an incredible blessing. Votes: 1

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' Votes: 1

I think about my dwindling anonymity, and that's really scary because a very large part of me would be perfectly happy living on a ranch in Colorado and having babies and chickens and horses - which I will do anyway. Votes: 1

Licences to have babies incidentally is something that I got in trouble for some years ago for suggesting even in Canada that this might be necessary at some point, at least some restriction on the right to have a child. Votes: 1

I was born on January 8, 1942, exactly three hundred years after the death of Galileo. I estimate, however, that about two hundred thousand other babies were also born that day. I don't know whether any of them was later interested in astronomy. Votes: 1

When I last looked, there weren't queues of eager guys under 40 hanging outside single ladies' doors begging them to give up work and have their babies. It takes two to tango and the same number, without medical help, to make a child. Votes: 1

When you grow up your mother says, Wear rubbers or you'll catch cold. When you become an adult you discover that you have the right not to wear rubbers and to see if you catch cold or not. It's something like that Votes: 1

I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great. All my friends have little brothers or sisters. Votes: 1

There are young people having babies every day that cannot possibly take care of them, and, as people who believe that every life is beautiful, we need to make them aware of another choice - to give that beautiful life up for adoption. Votes: 1

I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology? Votes: 1

The current practice of extending U.S. citizenship to hundreds of thousands of 'anchor babies' must end because it creates a magnet for illegal immigration into our country. Now is the time to ensure that the laws in this country do not encourage law-breaking. Votes: 1

All I say about severely disabled babies is that when a life is so miserable it is not worth living, then it is permissible to give it a lethal injection. These are decisions that should be taken by parents - never the state - in consultation with their doctors. Votes: 1

The leading cause of death for girls 15 to 19 worldwide is not accident or violence or disease; it is complications from pregnancy. Girls under 15 are up to five times as likely to die while having children than are women in their 20s, and their babies are more likely to die as well. Votes: 1

World fertility surveys indicate that anywhere from one third to one half of the babies born in the Third World would not be if their mothers had access to cheap, reliable family planning, had enough personal empowerment to stand up to their husbands and relatives, and could choose their own family size. Votes: 1

Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they're completely dependent on you and there's a third generation. It's a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents. Votes: 1

But once you've made a song and you put it out there, you don't own it anymore. The public own it. It's their song. It might be their song that they wake up to, or their song they have a shower to, or their song that they drive home to or their song they cry to, scream to, have babies to, have weddings to - like, it isn't your song anymore. Votes: 1

All babies are beautiful. Votes: 0

babies ain't cute / hungry. Votes: 0

All babies are Buddha babies. Votes: 0

I totally want, like, 18 babies. Votes: 0

There are no illegitimate babies. Votes: 0

All babies look like Winston Churchill. Votes: 0

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. Votes: 0

Heaven set couples for babies' birth. Votes: 0

I hate babies. They're so human. Votes: 0

Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless. Votes: 0

Troubles, like babies, grow larger by nursing. Votes: 0

Western Europeans are not having any babies. Votes: 0

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies! Votes: 0

God looks out for fools and babies. Votes: 0

The Go-Go's were like my first babies. Votes: 0

The happiest days are when babies come. Votes: 0

Having babies is a blessing, not a duty, Votes: 0

Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does. Votes: 0

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies! Votes: 0

If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted. Votes: 0

No one likes change... but babies in diapers. Votes: 0

Men are often bad, but babies never are. Votes: 0

In 1900, 180-plus out of every 1,000 African-American babies died. Votes: 0

There are babies a span long in hell. Votes: 0

"I call them april babies cause they fools" Votes: 0

Dont play any notes. Notes are for babies. Votes: 0

No one likes change but babies in diapers. Votes: 0

Mothers can get weaned as well as babies. Votes: 0

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies. Votes: 0

Nothing grows in our garden, only washing. And babies. Votes: 0

There's nothing in the 14th Amendment about anchor babies. Votes: 0

These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. Votes: 0

Men should have more time with their newborn babies. Votes: 0

There's people making babies to my music. That's nice. Votes: 0

There's nothing in the 14th Amendment about anchor babies. Votes: 0

All my children are my babies. They're our babies. Votes: 0

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies. Votes: 0

The sacred-time will hold my babies in my hand. Votes: 0

The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps. Votes: 0

I feel sure that unborn babies pick their parents. Votes: 0

If all fooles had babies, wee should want fuell. Votes: 0

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies Votes: 0

Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance. Votes: 0

There's nothing more important than the health of our babies. Votes: 0

Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard to deliver. Votes: 0

I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco... Votes: 0

Without self awareness we are as babies in the cradles. Votes: 0

I hate when songwriters refer to their songs as babies. Votes: 0

Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies. Votes: 0

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster! Votes: 0

I will hold my babies in my hand at sacred-time. Votes: 0

The world is a very complicated place, as babies know. Votes: 0

At least gays don't kill babies before their due date. Votes: 0

I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad. Votes: 0

The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies. Votes: 0

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing. Votes: 0

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. Votes: 0

I am serving the Lord and helping women save babies. Votes: 0

I'm going to the lobby to sign babies and kiss CDs. Votes: 0

That's why I like babies. They're like beginnings we don't have? Votes: 0

Healthy bodies make healthy babies so you have nothing to lose! Votes: 0

You flirt with old people and babies and everybody in between. Votes: 0

I don't have any babies or ambition. I have it all! Votes: 0

Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies. Votes: 0

I was born singing. Most babies cry, I sang an aria. Votes: 0

I have never planned to have babies by a certain age. Votes: 0

Even babies like to grab for things just beyond their reach. Votes: 0

Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies? Votes: 0

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer. Votes: 0

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. Votes: 0

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. Votes: 0

Directors who turn into big babies and shut out criticism stop learning. Votes: 0

Crying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately! Votes: 0

There's no praise or acknowledgment paid to women who raise the babies, Votes: 0

I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth. Votes: 0

There's no praise or acknowledgment paid to women who raise the babies. Votes: 0

All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window. Votes: 0

Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers, Votes: 0

Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born. Votes: 0

Mother elephants in the circus cannot help their babies, but we can, Votes: 0

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting. Votes: 0

One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak. Votes: 0

She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Votes: 0

Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky. Votes: 0

Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky. Votes: 0

I never knew where babies came from until it happened to me. Votes: 0

We all wanted babies - but did any of us want children? Votes: 0

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches. Votes: 0

All babies look like me. But then, I look like all babies. Votes: 0

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. Votes: 0

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from? Votes: 0

Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies—they won't understand. Votes: 0

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be selfies. -Jennifer Ritchie Payette Votes: 0

No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today? Votes: 0

There is travel and there are babies; everything else is drudgery and death. Votes: 0

Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. Votes: 0

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each. Votes: 0

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas. Votes: 0

I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are. Votes: 0

Serve you right if something did get you, you useless lot of cry-babies! Votes: 0

Sometimes, moms have to be creative to get their babies to eat healthy." Votes: 0

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission. Votes: 0

We learn to walk when we're babies and never forget unless we're drunk. Votes: 0

It is an active flame that fliesFirst to the babies in the eyes. Votes: 0

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. Votes: 0

Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything. Votes: 0

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. Votes: 0

Since the late 1970s, 163 million female babies have been aborted by parents seeking sons. Votes: 0

Since having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet. Votes: 0

They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them. Votes: 0

It made her want to have his babies and give him both her kidneys. Votes: 0

Flowers are like the sweet babies of the nature; they make us to smile. Votes: 0

Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are not missed. Votes: 0

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. Votes: 0

Just don't ask me to deliver any more satyr babies and we'll get along great. Votes: 0

There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. Votes: 0

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. Votes: 0

Parents should talk to their children, even when they are babies and can't talk back. Votes: 0

They never lynch children, babies, no matter what they do they are whitewashed in advance. Votes: 0

When babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear. Votes: 0

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies. Votes: 0

I can't say unfortunately but sadly - I've got babies in more than one household. Votes: 0

My dad loves babies. He's really good with them and is a big family man. Votes: 0

Because of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war. Votes: 0

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. Votes: 0

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.' Votes: 0

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. Votes: 0

The Constitution says nothing about anchor babies. The 14th Amendment says nothing about birthright citizenship. Votes: 0

The Constitution says nothing about anchor babies. The 14th Amendment says nothing about birthright citizenship. Votes: 0

There are few things that's forever, my lady. We can make war or make babies. Votes: 0

I'm okay with multinational marriage, foreigners are also alright. Mixed blood babies are so pretty. Votes: 0

Many premature babies are never given a chance to make it out of the hospital. Votes: 0

To change the world, we must first change the way the babies are being born, Votes: 0

The babies are amazing ... They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise. Votes: 0

Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform. Votes: 0

Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Votes: 0

The Bears are front-runners. Quitters. They are not a second-half team, just a bunch of cry-babies. Votes: 0

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. Votes: 0

I'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named Jeremih after my second album. Votes: 0

Often, women who lose babies are blamed for the loss of those children and are ostracised. Votes: 0

Asking liberals where wages and prices come from is like asking six-year-olds where babies come from. Votes: 0

We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out. Votes: 0

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Votes: 0

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies Votes: 0

I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18. Votes: 0

Because we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being. Votes: 0

As souls must cry when they awaken in tiny babies and find themselves far from heaven Votes: 0

I would never call people that are born in America who are from Mexico terror babies. Votes: 0

My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. Votes: 0

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies. Votes: 0

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! Votes: 0

My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me. Votes: 0

We were marching since we were babies and all we did was make Jane Fonda famous. Votes: 0

You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born. Votes: 0

Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began. Votes: 0

If men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family. Votes: 0

The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies. Votes: 0

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time! Votes: 0

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all. Votes: 0

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires. Votes: 0

Women are strong, strong, terribly strong. We don't know how strong until we're pushing out our babies. Votes: 0

I just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids! Votes: 0

Crack mothers, crack babies and AIDS patients Youngbloods can't spell, but they could rock you in PlayStation. Votes: 0

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. Votes: 0

I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born. Votes: 0

Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son. Votes: 0

There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind. Votes: 0

Things that Hillary Clinton advocates are antithetical to Christian values: killing babies, redefining institutions established by God. Votes: 0

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure. Votes: 0

Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse...I've seen ultrasounds...you know that those babies are real. Votes: 0

I've noticed that men get unhappy about women talking about something other than men, or love, or babies. Votes: 0

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? Votes: 0

If people think that you're throwing babies out, dissecting children, to do stem-cell research, I'm not for that. Votes: 0

[ Alfred Kinsey] was sexually abusing those children and had sex abusers working for him to stimulate the babies. Votes: 0

If the human body recognized agony and frustration, people would never run marathons, have babies, or play baseball. Votes: 0

Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor-it is best done in shifts, by well-rested people. Votes: 0

What do you do with mother love and mother wit when the babies are grown and gone away? Votes: 0

If the human body recognized agony and frustration, people would never run marathons, have babies or play baseball. Votes: 0

I think the 'Jaws' shark and the 'Shark Night' shark would fall in love and make sweet babies. Votes: 0

if the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having. Votes: 0

Too many in the Church today are likes babies in the nursery,they put everything in their mouth. Votes: 0

When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love. Votes: 0

Oh, what is young love! The urge of the race. A blaze that ends in babies or ashes. Votes: 0

I get crazy upset when I feel mothers or babies are not getting the loving care they need. Votes: 0

For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies. Votes: 0

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby. Votes: 0

I know that a mother, no matter how impoverished or uneducated, will do anything to save her babies. Votes: 0

There is a lot of advice on baby feeding, but almost nothing on how to help crying babies. Votes: 0

My body will never go back to what it was, and I wouldn't expect it to after three babies. Votes: 0

Mother's milk, time-tested for millions of years, is the best nutrient for babies because it is nature's perfect food. Votes: 0

Moloch merely shovels babies into the fire of productive capitalism. Mammon hooks them on the dead heroin of envy. Votes: 0

Businesses, like babies and books, need nurturing, time, energy, love, planning and, yes, money to develop, grow and prosper. Votes: 0

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands. Votes: 0

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet. Votes: 0

I believe babies are born as innovative personalities... But our social processes work to stamp out exploration and questioning. Votes: 0

You need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago... Votes: 0

Men hand out cigars. Women `hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years, has gone round. Votes: 0

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry. Votes: 0

I started dancing before I could talk. Other babies learn to stand and then walk - I just danced. Votes: 0

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. Votes: 0

Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job. Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies. Votes: 0

You might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies. Votes: 0

It's not just the making of babies, but the making of mothers that midwives see as the miracle of birth. Votes: 0

In the world of perpetual outrage, people cannot see the difference between deflated footballs, a dead lion, and dismembered babies. Votes: 0

Pulling heads off Barbies, sticking them on the TV antenna and ruining the reception. But thats how witch babies are. Votes: 0

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. Votes: 0

Poetry is an enumeration of birds, bees, babies, butterflies, bugs, bambinos, babayagas, and bipeds, beating their way up bewildering bastions. Votes: 0

Most babies know how to win us over. We cannot help but smile at them and watch them smile back. Votes: 0

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one Votes: 0

We've shot with babies and kids and it was tough. It's not easy. It looks tangential, but it is not. Votes: 0

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps. Votes: 0

I would like to see every woman know how to handle guns as naturally as they know how to handle babies. Votes: 0

We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma. Votes: 0

To let blessed babies go dangling and dawdling without names, for months and months, was enough to ruin them for life. Votes: 0

New days should be greeted like new lovers and babies toddling along a table looking back to make sure we're watching. Votes: 0

A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men. Votes: 0

So much for the fruits of love. Love? What's love? Sex, ah, that's another thing. Love has babies: sex has abortions. Votes: 0

There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls. Votes: 0

Some people aren't great with babies, or they're not great with a smaller child - it's not that they're bad mothers. Votes: 0

When your co-stars are 9-month-old babies, you fall in love. You start thinking, When am I going to have my own? Votes: 0

Regular women carry pictures of their babies, their husbands, their summer houses. Fat ladies carry pictures of themselves at their skinniest. Votes: 0

Like the 'test tube babies' born of in vitro fertilization, cloned children need not be identifiable, much less freaks or outcasts. Votes: 0

Infancy is a vulnerable stage of development, therefore, it's not enough that babies receive good care, the care must be excellent. Votes: 0

Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves. Votes: 0

You know it makes me unhappy what's that When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy. Votes: 0

If only we could have them back as babies today, now that we have some idea what to do with them. Votes: 0

Cruel children, crying babies, All grow up as geese and gabies, Hated, as their age increases, By their nephews and their nieces. Votes: 0

We all parent the best we can. Being human, we're ambivalent. We want perfection for our babies, but we also need sleep. Votes: 0

In giving to the March of Dimes, my fans can help support vital research and programs to help babies and their families. Votes: 0

I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino. Votes: 0

I'm terrified of babies I think, creatively as a woman, you change once you give birth. I'm totally not ready for that. Votes: 0

Children or babies learn to mimic the vibration of the adults who surround them long before they learn to mimic their words. Votes: 0

We're not going to protect the Earth the way we need to protect it if we don't stop making so many babies. Votes: 0

My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies. Votes: 0

The most out-there thing I'm saying is, "˜Don't have babies. Don't get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that. Votes: 0

You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket. Votes: 0

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck. Votes: 0

You know, I've held women and babies and jewels and money, but nothing will ever feel as good as holding that Cup. Votes: 0

Anything you want to say about God you better make sure you can say in front of a pit of burning babies. Votes: 0

Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because of hypothermia. Votes: 0

We cannot birth our babies through sheer force of will. We need to learn the more subtle, the equally powerful, path of surrender. Votes: 0

A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. Votes: 0

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Votes: 0

Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I am. Votes: 0

Let's take our babies home and abide by the curfew. I want to thank you for understanding that we want to bring peace. Votes: 0

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. Votes: 0

It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of her kidneys. Votes: 0

I knit for Caps for Good - a charity that gives hats to Third World babies - while I watch movies with friends. Votes: 0

The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. Votes: 0

I think my song about 'I want to have your babies' really does freak a lot of guys out, not just my boyfriend! Votes: 0

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me. Votes: 0

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'. Votes: 0

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. Votes: 0

No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of my dog. Votes: 0

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. Votes: 0

After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs. Votes: 0

Oh yes. You've caught me. I confess. My sole purpose in life is to gleefully, willfully, maniacally destroy all of your precious chrome babies. Votes: 0

The needs of babies and toddlers were constant and drained the life out my sense of self and my family's relationship with each other. Votes: 0

My mom always said, 'Marry someone smarter than yourself, Katee, because No. 1, you're not that smart. And No. 2, then you'll have smart babies.' Votes: 0

The needs of babies and toddlers were constant and drained the life out my sense of self and my familys relationship with each other. Votes: 0

I am perpetually bringing or losing babies, both very dreadful operations to me, and which tear mind and body both in pieces very cruelly. Votes: 0

The most empowering feminist act is for women to be taught about the ways babies bond and then decide what they want to do. Votes: 0

I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops. Votes: 0

Everybody needs some time to rejuvenate, refresh, recharge and begin again. Seeing babies face is the best way to relax, refresh, rejuvenate and recharge. Votes: 0

As corny as it sounds, natural highs are the greatest highs in the world. The stars, the mountains, children, babies smiling are just magic. Votes: 0

I'm not jealous in traditional ways - of boyfriends or babies or bank accounts - but I do covet other women's styles of being. Votes: 0

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race. Votes: 0

I'd love kids. I'm obsessed with babies. Of course I've thought about baby names. A million times. I like Alfie for a little boy. Votes: 0

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work. Votes: 0

Life and death live and die in exactly the same spot, the body. It is from there that both babies and cancers are born. Votes: 0

I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me? Votes: 0

Women have babies and men provide the support. If you don't like the way we're made you've got to take it up with God. Votes: 0

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. Votes: 0

Why do babies starve /When there's enough food to feed the world /Why when there's so many of us /Are there people still alone Votes: 0

Since women are better at producing babies, presumably Nature has given men some talent to compensate. But for the moment I can't think of it. Votes: 0

People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll look like that. Votes: 0

Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul. Votes: 0

Let all those in government be warned: They cannot order people to pay for the murder of babies, and betray God Himself, without horrific consequences. Votes: 0

I love my wife more than anything in the world, but boy when she had our babies, it quadrupled. There's just something about the connection. Votes: 0

I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and making people happy. Votes: 0

A friend of mine told me, you know your obsession with girls who talk like sexy babies? You have to put that into your script. Votes: 0

I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy. Votes: 0

I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them. Votes: 0

I love babies - I love being with them. As for acting with them, it's kind of hard because they don't know how to act. Votes: 0

The amazing heroic women in labor, they are the truest inspiration, and when they push their babies into the light... I am astonished every time. Votes: 0

I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life. Votes: 0

When your claim to be victims of secularism rests on Wal-Mart greeters wishing shoppers Happy Holidays, you are clearly a bunch of great big babies. Votes: 0

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea. Votes: 0

My babies and I benefited greatly from our nightly bonding sessions and co-sleeping arrangements, and I'm glad I did it for as long as I did. Votes: 0

I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about. Votes: 0

It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on the table. Votes: 0

The fact is safe co-sleeping is not difficult. The notion of babies being smothered is simply not true. And the benefits of sleeping together are profound. Votes: 0

I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have babies, you have babies. Votes: 0

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that. Votes: 0

I have always liked lionesses. Female lions have always seemed like the best. They were really strong and took care of their babies and are beautiful. Votes: 0

When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies. Votes: 0

Slim Shady: Hotter then a set of twin babies In a Mercedes Benz, with the windows up When the temp goes up to the mid 80's. Votes: 0

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. Votes: 0

Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again. Votes: 0

The body is ready to have babies. Nature wants it done then, when the body can handle it, not after 40, when the income can handle it. Votes: 0

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. Votes: 0

I think dads let babies take more of a risk, maybe bounce off a bed more or jump off a couch or do more risk-taking things. Votes: 0

In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away. Votes: 0

Someday she will be saved, and the past and all its pain will be rendered as smoothly palatable as the food we spoon to our babies. Votes: 0

A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first. Votes: 0

Putting babies as young as two weeks into child care for the first year of their life, for 60 hours a week, will cause their brains damage. Votes: 0

I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies. Votes: 0

Putting babies as young as two weeks into child care for the first year of their life, for 60 hours a week, will cause their brains damage, Votes: 0

When I was a girl, we all wanted to have fun. That's all we thought about. It didn't occur to us to get married and have babies. Votes: 0

Truth, which is important to a scholar, has to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud. Votes: 0

My passion for maternal and child health led me to continue my studies and pursue the path of midwifery. And here I am now... still catching babies. Votes: 0

I like old men. They can be wonderful bastards because they have nothing to lose. The only people who can be themselves are babies and old bastards. Votes: 0

A mother's body remembers her babies-the folds of soft flesh, the softly furred scalp against her nose. Each child has it's own entreaties to body and soul. Votes: 0

To suggest that you can't be both a mother who is completely in love with her babies, and a professional who is tough and tenacious, is ridiculous. Votes: 0

There are moments when you love babies, and you're like, "God, they are the reason why we exist." Then they start crying, and you're like "God! Jesus!" Votes: 0

Neuroscience is now a very important research area in biology. We are now understanding a lot more about brains in babies, as well as children and adults. Votes: 0

Senorita was fun to sing, but I don't really have a favorite. When you write a bunch of songs, they're like your babies. You don't pick favorites. Votes: 0

How have we come to a place in society where millions of babies can be slaughtered and disposed of in the name of progress? Shocking but real. Votes: 0

Even though it'll never be flat again, my stomach is my favorite part of my body because it reminds me of my greatest achievement - my babies. Votes: 0

Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies' butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands at the airport, just everything. Votes: 0

I am thinking about those things now. More so than all my friends - they're a lot older than me, but they're not even thinking about babies. Votes: 0

A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone. Votes: 0

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. Votes: 0

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own Votes: 0

I've always been a true believer that if men had babies, nobody would be trying to tell them what they can and can't do with their bodies. Votes: 0

Of course love is a force in life. People will go on falling in love forever. And more important, sexual infatuation will enrapture everyone. Otherwise, no babies! Votes: 0

Women have invented nothing in all that, except the men who were born as male babies and grew up to be men big enough to be killed fighting. Votes: 0

When you gone to get married? You need to have some babies. It'll settle you.' 'I don't want to make somebody else. I want to make myself. Votes: 0

I am positive - determined to move forward with my life, bring up my babies, and do the best job I can as a mother, entertainer, and person. Votes: 0

Boys in bands are more difficult to deal with than one-year-old babies. I've been one of them, and I am one of them, but it is the truth. Votes: 0

I think all actors - they'll hate me for saying this - but we are babies. We like to be loved, and we'll do anything if we're loved. Votes: 0

I write the way women have babies. You don't know it's going to be like that. If you did, there's no way you would go through with it. Votes: 0

Don't you make fun of me or my children! Some babies are premature. Mine were all postmature. That's why they're so smart. Their brains had longer to develop. Votes: 0

We picked their cotton. We cooked their food. We nursed their babies. Now we can run their cities. We can run their states. We will run the country. Votes: 0

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. Votes: 0

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me. Votes: 0

Ours is an age of pedagogy. Anxious parents instruct their children more and more, at younger and younger ages, until they're reading books to babies in the womb. Votes: 0

Truth, which is important to a scholar, has got to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud. Votes: 0

Let's clean up our environment. Let's clean up our bodies, but most importantly, let's not permit our babies of the future to be polluted before they are even born. Votes: 0

The editing process, to use a slightly grim analogy, is like the slow suffocation of lots of babies. It's like, which finger do you want to cut off first? Votes: 0

We begin life with loss. We are cast from the womb without an apartment, a charge plate, a job or a car. We are sucking, sobbing, clinging, helpless babies. Votes: 0

Time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, then we'll have a race of babies, that hate the ladies that make the babies. Votes: 0

Which is worse, Risa often wondered, to have tens of thousands of babies that no one wanted or to silently make then go away before they were even born Votes: 0

I learned a long time ago that it doesn't make me less of a woman because my babies come out of a different place. My C-sections have been fine. Votes: 0

He will kill mice and he will be kind to babies...but when the moon gets up and the night comes, he is the Cat that Walks by Himself. Votes: 0

My sister was the one who told me where babies come from. My sister was also the one who laughed when I immediately asked her where babies go to. Votes: 0

Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars Votes: 0

If I had some of Jesus' tools, I'd build a big house that has no rules. And a bed that's big enough for 13 babies, and me & Miss Olivia Brown. Votes: 0

Its a way for you to support the children by sending pencils, beanie babies or soccer balls. That all started because of one of those convoys I was on. Votes: 0

I think future generations will look back at this history of our country and call us barbarians for murdering millions of babies who we never gave a chance to live. Votes: 0

I discovered television is a great way to deal with the chaos of new motherhood. I would put the babies to bed and get lost in a trashy reality show. Votes: 0

If you pivot, do it fully and with conviction. The worst thing is to try to do a bit of the old and the new-it's hard to kill your babies. Votes: 0

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried. Votes: 0

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that! Votes: 0

The one thing I've found is that someone always knows more than you do, including your babies. There are loads of things people presume I know about that I don't. Votes: 0

We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. Votes: 0

If we taught babies to talk as most skills are taught in school, they would memorize lists of sounds in a predetermined order and practice them alone in a closet. Votes: 0

I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don't say it. Votes: 0

There's a false perception that women in Africa somehow don't love their babies they way we do, don't grieve their loss the way we would. That is simply not true. Votes: 0

I am working on a new book about a boa constrictor and a litter of hyenas. The boa constrictor swallows the babies one by one, and the mother hyena dies laughing. Votes: 0

I love to receive babies into this world, so crawling around on my knees in the birth room is my best place, and most often you can still find me there. Votes: 0

I don't want to lose my fitness. I'm 45. I have two babies. I've got a long way to go and I want to keep in tiptop shape. There's no magic bullet. Votes: 0

I'm a guy who loves my family, and we're probably only going to have a couple of more babies. I have the rest of my life to play the British Open. Votes: 0

I'm a mother of five, and raising five babies, little children, you have to make use of time in a very effective way. So, I think that may have trained me. Votes: 0

You can't be judgmental about babies. They are all have different needs. I was left with an enduring hatred of cheese because it was forced down me when I was young. Votes: 0

In school, I was playing old men and women, babies, Russian people, and all sorts of weird parts - a lot of comedy - and that's sort of like home to me. Votes: 0

I'm the oldest of six children and I had my own first baby when I was 23. So I've always been interested in babies, and I had lots of opportunities to watch them. Votes: 0

This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven. Votes: 0

I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy. Votes: 0

I want to have babies one day but not right now. When I do it I want to do it really well. I want it to be my best project in life. Votes: 0

Look, I'm not a demon here. I don't eat babies or kick puppies. I just tell the truth." She shrugged. "Can I help it if that makes the liars of the world angry? Votes: 0

He had grown up in a country run by politicians who sent the pilots to man the bombers to kill the babies to make the world safer for children to grow up in. Votes: 0

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace. Votes: 0

It's a good thing babies don't give you a lot of time to think. You fall in love with them and when you realize how much they love you back, life is very simple. Votes: 0

I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat. Votes: 0

Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight. Votes: 0