Impatient people, according to Bacon, are like the bees, and kill themselves in stinging others. Votes: 3
George EliotThe World to Bacon does not only owe it's present knowledge, but its future too. Votes: 3
John DrydenLord Bacon could as easily have created the planets as he could have written Hamlet. Votes: 3
Thomas CarlyleIn Plato's opinion, man was made for philosophy; in Bacon's opinion, philosophy was made for man. Votes: 3
Thomas B. MacaulayBacon. Crispy. Salty. I could just eat a mountain of bacon for breakfast; it's so delicious. Votes: 3
Willie GeistIn the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? Votes: 3
Samuel BeckettBacon's on the way." He smiled. "Hey, they like you!" Wrath to Beth after the brother's bow to her. Votes: 3
J.R. WardAll science requires mathematics. [Editors' summary of Bacon's idea, not Bacon's wording.] Votes: 3
Roger BaconI'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. Votes: 1
Gwyneth PaltrowLife expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Votes: 1
Doug LarsonI unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. Votes: 1
Katy PerryYou know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. Votes: 1
Nick OffermanWell, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks! Votes: 0
Patricia C. WredeI can't hear the phrase 'Bay of Pigs invasion' without thinking of bacon." Votes: 0
John Alejandro KingIf the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterI have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon. Votes: 0
Dorothy L. SayersConsider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon. Votes: 0
Tom RobbinsWhen you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause. Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganLove is when you fry the other person's bacon even if you're a vegetarian. Votes: 0
Patricia Nell WarrenHeart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell. Votes: 0
George CarlinI know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex? Votes: 0
David LettermanIf you're in bed and can't smell the bacon frying in the kitchen - you're rich. Votes: 0
C Mack LewisYou wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganI was so embarrassed I could feel my nerves curling like bacon over a hot fire. Votes: 0
Margaret HalseyCulture is the possibility and impossibility that bacon and fruit can appear on the same plate. Votes: 0
Andy HargreavesI awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. Votes: 0
Nick OffermanLook. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! Votes: 0
Diana Wynne JonesWhen life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will Votes: 0
Anna LeeIt specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. Votes: 0
Jason AlexanderLet's see, for breakfast Rickey will have bacon and eggs, and grits if I can get 'em. Votes: 0
Rickey HendersonDon't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganI think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichWhen I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. Votes: 0
Paul McCartney