At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. Votes: 3
Christine LavinThe tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Votes: 1
Helen RowlandMiddle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. Votes: 1
Bennett CerfA man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. Votes: 1
Mae WestJust to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. Votes: 1
Wayne RooneyDo not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! Votes: 0
Terry PratchettOnly a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinIt's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying. Votes: 0
James NesbittDear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD? Votes: 0
Jean WebsterRespectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceIt hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked. Votes: 0
Bion of BorysthenesWho lets slip fortune, her shall never find: Occasion once past by, is bald behind. Votes: 0
Abraham CowleyHow do you keep cheer when you go from beautiful to bald in three days? Votes: 0
Ananda Shankar JayantI love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. Votes: 0
Dolly PartonWhen Fortune comes, seize her in front with a sure hand, because behind she is bald. Votes: 0
Leonardo da VinciAll other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. Votes: 0
Victor GoldIf you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinThe nomination of John McCain is another milestone. So whether black, women, or bald, yes we can. Votes: 0
Donna BrazileYou rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail. Votes: 0
Dana GouldI like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsI'm a weird, bald musician who makes records in his bedroom and lives in the Lower East Side. Votes: 0
MobyI still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same. Votes: 0
MobyDon't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. Votes: 0
Evan EsarIn my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers. Votes: 0
Tea ObrehtYou never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. Votes: 0
Elayne BooslerIf they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. Votes: 0
Marvin HaglerWer sich selbst recht kennt, kann sehr bald alle anderen Menschen kennenlernen.
Lichtenberg, Georg ChristophAus Mitleid wird die Liebe oft geboren. / Folgt Mitleid, ist die Liebe bald verloren.
Liliencron, Detlev vonDer böse Trieb ist zuerst dünn wie Spinnfäden; bald aber wird er stark wie Wagenseile.
Babylonischer TalmudGran ciencia es ser feliz, engendrar la alegría, porque sin ella toda existencia es baldía
Ramón Pérez De AyalaWenn Politiker anfangen, die Farbe des Windes zu beschreiben, stehen bald Wahlen ins Haus.
Lenau, Nikolaus, Edler von StrehlenauGran ciencia es ser feliz, engendrar la alegría, porque sin ella toda existencia es baldía.
Ramón Pérez De AyalaGran ciencia es ser feliz, engendrar la alegría, porque sin ella, toda existencia es baldía.
Ramón Pérez De AyalaDie Tränen bald getrocknet sind, / die eines reichen Mannes Kind / weinet an des Vaters Grab.
FreidankDes Menschen Herz ist wie Quecksilber, jetzt da, bald anderswo, heute so, morgen anders gesinnt.
Luther, MartinEin schönes Herz hat bald sich heimgefunden, / es schafft sich selbst, still wirkend, seine Welt.
Schiller, FriedrichBald ist Weihnachten, das Fest der Liebe. Geld ist nicht alles - Hauptsache, man hat genug davon!
Schmidt, HaraldEs setzt der Hochmut, aufgeblüht, die Ähre an / der Schuld, die bald zu tränenreicher Ernte reift.
AischylosDie öffentliche Meinung ist ein Vexierspiegel, welcher die Dinge bald zu groß, bald zu klein zeigt.
Mohr, Johann JakobThe future does not belong to those who attack our Embassies and Consulates and kill our Ambassadors. The Angel of Death in the form of an American Bald Eagle will visit you and wreak havoc and destruction upon your existence Votes: 5 Allen West