If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. Votes: 3
John PinetteI could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Votes: 1
Rodney DangerfieldIf you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. Votes: 1
Karl PilkingtonI knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Votes: 1
Joan RiversThere must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. Votes: 1
Sylvia PlathMeditate and bath in the light of eternity. Nothing else is worthwhile. Votes: 0
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellDrinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. Votes: 0
Anistatia R. MillerI'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage. Votes: 0
Emilia ClarkeBut in philosophy, sometimes the baby ought to go out with the bath water. Votes: 0
Aloysius MartinichIn this silent, serene wilderness the weary can gain a heart-bath in perfect peace. Votes: 0
John MuirAlways remember that the ocean delights in feeling your feet in her eternal bath ... Votes: 0
Robert WylandThere is just something about starting your day with something luxurious like a bath. Votes: 0
Erin HeathertonI believe your own accent is inimitable, though I shall practice it in my bath. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonA girl never can predict who might wander into her boudoir during a bubble bath. Votes: 0
John Burnham SchwartzYou took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice. Votes: 0
Katie MacAlisterEvery week we ought to have one hour for recieving letters, then go take a bath. Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheA-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on. Votes: 0
Bobby DarinOne does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. Votes: 0
Jack GouldHiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you Votes: 0
Mae WestPeople don't actually read newspapers - they get into them every morning like a hot bath. Votes: 0
Marshall McLuhanRepeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. Votes: 0
Jillian BarberieI think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. Votes: 0
Elizabeth Jane HowardMarriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it. Votes: 0
Laurence J. PeterCome Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub Votes: 0
Josh SternThe cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. Votes: 0
Margaret GeorgeYou can't have an energy policy that means you can only have a bath when the wind blows. Votes: 0
Jim RatcliffeIt is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. Votes: 0
Mark TwainWriting has... been to me like a bath from which I have risen feeling cleaner, healthier, and freer. Votes: 0
Henrik IbsenI can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit. Votes: 0
Susan GlaspellI invented that little rhyme about 'One Ring to rule them all', I remember, in the bath one day. Votes: 0
J. R. R. TolkienKing Constantine IX of Regia had been killed three times and was bored with it. He wanted a bath. Votes: 0
Lloyd AlexanderHome-grown pears are best eaten in the bath - they're so juicy, it's the easiest way to stay clean! Votes: 0
Mitchell BeazleyI am sure there are things that can't be cured by a good bath but I can't think of one. Votes: 0
Sylvia PlathThere are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap. Votes: 0
Andrew KaufmanBasically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Votes: 0
Woody AllenI never want to get to that level of poverty where taking a bath has to be a hot-pot experience. Votes: 0
QuestloveI don't care if you make a print on a bath mat, just as long as it is a good print. Votes: 0
Edward WestonKewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath. Votes: 0
EamonPlayboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe. Votes: 0
Greg GutfeldI want a platform that, like a book or a magazine, I can carry into the bath or leave at the beach. Votes: 0
Walter Jon WilliamsField hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. Votes: 0
Emma WatsonWhen I went to City of Bath College, I studied the music business. Votes: 1 Gabrielle Aplin
If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping bag - but if you go hiking in England, or Europe, generally, towns and villages are near enough together at the end of the day you can always go to a nice little inn and have a hot bath and something to drink. Votes: 1 Bill Bryson
Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost. Votes: 3 P. J. O'Rourke
I was always with a single mom, and we never had schedules or anything. We were just Bohemian, us against the world, which was kind of great, but it certainly didn't breed security. I've gotten hyper-sensitive to schedules and bath time and eating at the dinner table. We don't just 'Bohemian' go out at nine o'clock and go get Chinese food. Votes: 3 Brooke Shields
That was me under the bath and the water being held down. The director wanted it to look as real as possible so he told Keanu, in front of me, don't go easy on her. So it was scary. Votes: 1 Rachel Weisz
People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath. Votes: 6 Daniel Wallace
When I went to City of Bath College, I studied the music business. Votes: 1 Gabrielle Aplin
My favourite room in my house is easily the top room, which is a bedroom but also a bathroom, with a big, wooden carved bath, two huge fireplaces and a raised bit in the corner for performances. I've had some really lovely parties and poetry readings up there. Votes: 1 Deborah Moggach