I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Votes: 4
Bernard ManningMarriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Votes: 3
Erma BombeckMy mobile phone battery runs out all the time because all the messages come straight to me. Votes: 3
Ed BallsGive children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries. Votes: 0
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. Votes: 0
Jean KerrFor Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included. Votes: 0
Milton BerleIt's like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else's story. Votes: 0
Margaret ChoOur books still do not require batteries. But I am no fool. It is a slender advantage. Votes: 0
Robin SloanAn hour or two of learning from the masters is usually enough to recharge my artistic batteries. Votes: 0
James DeanLike a pair of dead batteries, I felt energized. Love is the light in my Can of Darkness. Votes: 0
Jarod Kintz