Quotes about Be my girlfriend

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real. Votes: 3

You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off. Votes: 3

Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now. Votes: 3

Now we'd known each other for two years, the side of my calf was touching his shins, and his stomach was against my ribs. He said, "I don't think it's end of world to be my girlfriend." I opened my mouth, but nothing came out. It took seven languages to make me; it would be nice if I could have spoken just one. Votes: 3

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer Votes: 1

I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. Votes: 1

My career is my girlfriend. Votes: 0

My girlfriend has been the ice. Votes: 0

My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier Votes: 0

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. Votes: 0

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. Votes: 0

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all. Votes: 0

My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater. Votes: 0

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife. Votes: 0

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective! Votes: 0

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. Votes: 0

My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite. Votes: 0

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. Votes: 0

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! Votes: 0

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. Votes: 0

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! Votes: 0

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading Votes: 0

My girlfriend is rap. Music and albums and records and my kids. Votes: 0

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! Votes: 0

The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have. Votes: 0

My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up. Votes: 0

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. Votes: 0

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. Votes: 0

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. Votes: 0

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Votes: 0

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14. Votes: 0

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! Votes: 0

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best. Votes: 0

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. Votes: 0

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. Votes: 0

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. Votes: 0

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. Votes: 0

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. Votes: 0

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." Votes: 0

Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. Votes: 0

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. Votes: 0

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved. Votes: 0

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. Votes: 0

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. Votes: 0

My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. Votes: 0

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. Votes: 0

I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. Votes: 0

My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology. Votes: 0

I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend. Votes: 0

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. Votes: 0

I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. Votes: 0

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. Votes: 0

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess. Votes: 0

I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. Votes: 0

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it. Votes: 0

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. Votes: 0

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. Votes: 0

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Votes: 0

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! Votes: 0

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. Votes: 0

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! Votes: 0

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. Votes: 0

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. Votes: 0

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. Votes: 0

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. Votes: 0

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable. Votes: 0

Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. Votes: 0

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. Votes: 0

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her. Votes: 0

I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans. Votes: 0

I just like to sit and admire my garden; it's so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend. Votes: 0

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. Votes: 0

I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. Votes: 0

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. Votes: 0

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. Votes: 0

I like playing sport. I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. Votes: 0

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. Votes: 0

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. Votes: 0

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. Votes: 0

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. Votes: 0

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. Votes: 0

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! Votes: 0

When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. Votes: 0

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. Votes: 0

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. Votes: 0

Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl. Votes: 0

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. Votes: 0

My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend "” big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited. Votes: 0

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. Votes: 0

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. Votes: 0

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. Votes: 0

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. Votes: 0

My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground. Votes: 0

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. Votes: 0

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time. Votes: 0

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. Votes: 0

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold. Votes: 0

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. Votes: 0

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother. Votes: 0

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. Votes: 0

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife Votes: 0

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' Votes: 0

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. Votes: 0

She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me. Votes: 0

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. Votes: 0

I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy. Votes: 0

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. Votes: 0

I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend, Mieko. Votes: 0

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. Votes: 0

I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be. Votes: 0

My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present. Votes: 0

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. Votes: 0

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' Votes: 0

I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out. Votes: 0

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. Votes: 0

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. Votes: 0

How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I`m a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman. Votes: 0

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. Votes: 0

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" Votes: 0

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her Votes: 0

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people. Votes: 0

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. Votes: 0

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Votes: 0

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' Votes: 0

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. Votes: 0

I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia. Votes: 0

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. Votes: 0

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. Votes: 0

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot. Votes: 0

When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant. Votes: 0

My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and"”oh, yeah"”head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time. Votes: 0

Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember Shah Rukh for? Votes: 0

I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women. Votes: 0

You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126 Votes: 0

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'. Votes: 0

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. Votes: 0

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. Votes: 0

I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. Votes: 0

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. Votes: 0

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked. Votes: 0

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian... Votes: 0

I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with that type of stuff. Votes: 0

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. Votes: 0

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' Votes: 0

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine Votes: 0

The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time. Votes: 0

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked. Votes: 0

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Votes: 0

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. Votes: 0

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. Votes: 0

I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly. It's swings and roundabouts. Votes: 0

My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we fill the time with silence. Votes: 0

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf. Votes: 0

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. Votes: 0

I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed. Votes: 0

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. Votes: 0

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? Votes: 0

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . . Votes: 0

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis. Votes: 0

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking. Votes: 0

I cannot keep a girlfriend longer than seven months. I have 12 jobs. I don't have time for my personal life. I'm fully aware that this is the sacrifice. Votes: 0

My role as Ewan McGregor's girlfriend in the film 'Incendiary' ended up on the cutting-room floor, but at least I had two brilliant days of acting with Ewan. Votes: 0

He's just a little unbalanced and lonely." He put his arms around my waist, frowning. "Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?" "I'll suggest it. Votes: 0

I e-mail or phone my best girlfriend daily. Having people who know you well helps you stay grounded and gives perspective to whatever momentary drama you're going through. Votes: 0

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. Votes: 0

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." Votes: 0

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' Votes: 0

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy. Votes: 0

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. Votes: 0

My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us. Votes: 0

With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don't talk about my girlfriend because essentially she doesn't want to be talked about. Votes: 0

I was in chemical engineering at Cornell University. My girlfriend at the time dared me to do a play. I knew there was something I wanted, not necessarily engineering. Votes: 0

I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse. Votes: 0

I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do. Votes: 0

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' Votes: 0

I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair. Votes: 0

My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to say to my girlfriend. Votes: 0

Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one of our seasonal homes at this point. Votes: 0

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers. Votes: 0

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good. Votes: 0

My girlfriend's dad runs the Prostate Centre on Wimpole St. in London, and he's chairman of Prostate U.K., which I think is the second-largest prostate cancer charity in Britain. Votes: 0

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. Votes: 0

My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you. Votes: 0

In terms of my free time, I really don't have much. The time I do have, I enjoy being domestic and spending time with my girlfriend, hiking and playing tennis. Votes: 0

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. Votes: 0

I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather post pictures of [my girlfriend] than of myself. Votes: 0

When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up, man. You've gotta play your cards exactly right. Votes: 0

I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. Votes: 0

I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist. Votes: 0

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? Votes: 0

If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it. Votes: 0

Watching Abby own my brothers--hand after hand was turning me on. I'd never seen a woman so sexy in my life, and this one happened to be my girlfriend.-pg 257/ARC Votes: 0

The more time went by, the more something just happened, an Oh my god - I want to love someone freely and walk down the street and hold my girlfriend's hand, Votes: 0

I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every man is going to fall in love with her. Votes: 0

I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song was sexier than the sex I was trying to have. Votes: 0

My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older. Apart from that, I was just a video nerd. Votes: 0

I used to break dance. I can do some good James Brown footwork. But now I think I've danced too much. My girlfriend made fun of me: 'Enough with the dancing.' Votes: 0

Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill me and it would tell me that you love me. Votes: 0

I see myself being married to my girlfriend and backpacking all over the world. If I can go out and do a 15-mile hike and climb a 12,000-ft. peak, I'm good to go. Votes: 0

Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan. Votes: 0

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that. Votes: 0

If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her. Votes: 0

I can't go to bed with John Wayne, so I do the next best thing: I go to bed with my girlfriend, who once met the great man. That's how much I love westerns. Votes: 0

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini. Votes: 0

I would have to take some kind of revenge if my girlfriend had been aggressed, my mother had been aggressed, or my kids had been aggressed. I think I would go for personal revenge. Votes: 0

It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request. Votes: 0

I think most people would struggle to define their whole relationship with just one label - like: my girlfriend, boyfriend, brother, sister, confidantes, whatever - but in those moments, there's true joy in each other. Votes: 0

I have never been in a situation thankfully where I haven't gotten along with my girlfriend's parents. I've been very lucky to have girlfriends that have had such amazing families that have brought me in. Votes: 0

My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama. Votes: 0

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins. Votes: 0

Obviously I was talking to my parents and my girlfriend all the time, but it's one thing to finally be in the same room and get to be with each other and just hang out. Votes: 0

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it. Votes: 0

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen. Votes: -1

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend. Votes: -1

Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. Votes: -1

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. Votes: -1