Quotes about Bed
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at night and not
having to set an alarm
for tomorrow moming.
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bed early
tonight!" ......"ls it
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Early to Rise, Makes
a Man Healthy,
Wealthy, and Wise.
— Benjamin Franklin
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riqueza Ilegara a generalizarse, no serviria para
poder distinguir a nadie.
(George Orwell)
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We're perfect for each other,
but my alarm dock doesn't
want us together. That
jealous whore.
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my bed is
my dealer and my
alarm clock is
the police.
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all you can do
is lie in bed,
and hope to fall
asleep before
you fall apart.
William C. Hannan
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WITH AN ACT OF
COURAGE AND HOPE:
GETTING OUT OF BED.
Mason Cooley
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FOR moNSTERS UNDER
OUR BED WHEN WE
REALISED THEY
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all you can do
is lie in bed,
and hope to fall
asleep before
you fall apart.
William C. Hannan
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In 1000 years, archeologists
will find tanning beds and
think that we fried people
as punishment.
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checking for
monsters
under our bed
when we
realized
they were
inside us
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BREAKFAST
IN BED
TOMORROW,
SLEEP IN THE
CHEN TONIGHT
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AND FALLING ASLEEP IS
PROBABLY THE BEST FEELING
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE."
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
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I love sleepina but I never
want to go tobed early.
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FOR moNSTERs UNDER
OUR BED WHEN WE
REALISED THEY VERE
INSIPEOF VS.
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in bed, unless
you oan
mabe moneu
in bed.
George Burns
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TO RISE,
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Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret. Votes: 5
Charles Caleb ColtonIf you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito. Votes: 4
Anita RoddickThe bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world Votes: 4
Napoleon BonaparteIf you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. Votes: 3
John PinetteAlways wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams. Votes: 3
Joel MaddenNobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948. Votes: 3
Simon RavenYour best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it. Votes: 1
Ashton KutcherThe bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it Votes: 1
Guy de MaupassantMy idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Votes: 1
Anne LamottThirst of wealth no quiet knows, But near the death-bed fierce grows. Votes: 0
Anne Finch, Countess of WinchilseaMy favorite piece of furniture is my bed, cause' it's fluffy and so comfortable! Votes: 0
Vivica A. FoxDaybreak is a never-ending glory; getting out of bed is a never ending nuisance. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonSome people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeGeorge Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. Votes: 0
Peter O'TooleThere are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed. Votes: 0
Matthew McConaugheyTrue monsters are not those lurking under the bed, but the ones sleeping in it. Votes: 0
Silje Akselberg IversenThis is the sad bed of chosen chastity because you are miles and mountains away. Votes: 0
Erica JongWhen one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed. Votes: 0
Anton Szandor LaVeyWhen I was young, I would make my parents breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings. Votes: 0
Tom DouglasGeorge Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive. Votes: 0
John SchuerholzI go to bed every night and the list of what I've accomplished is astounding. Votes: 0
Kelly ClarksonMy favorite color is purple. I have a huge velvet purple comforter on my bed. Votes: 0
Meredith BrooksI can remember years ago sitting on my bed and suddenly thinking, "I am God." Votes: 0
M. Scott PeckNever trust a woman who doesn't like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed. Votes: 0
Federico FelliniJust lying in my big bed with Frette sheets. Oh my god, there's nothing better. Votes: 0
Robin WrightWhat we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinIn my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture. Votes: 0
Tallulah BankheadTruly, one gets easier accustomed to a silken bed than to a sack of leaves. Votes: 0
Berthold AuerbachShe was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldArtists now decline to go to bed with beauty, fearing they'll wake up with kitsch. Votes: 0
Mike CurranThe joy of motherhood: what a mother experiences when all her children are in bed Votes: 0
Barbara JohnsonGood morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand. Votes: 0
Wavy Gravydeep in the meadow , under the willow , a bed of grass , a soft green pillow Votes: 0
Suzanne CollinsIf I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us. Votes: 0
Gabrielle Bernstein⦠and we are in bed together laughing and we donât care about anything. Votes: 0
Charles BukowskiNever tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me. Votes: 0
Ashley MadekweIf there be a regal solitude, it is a sick-bed. How the patient lords it there! Votes: 0
Charles LambI have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone. Votes: 0
Tallulah BankheadIf you're in bed and can't smell the bacon frying in the kitchen - you're rich. Votes: 0
C Mack LewisI don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed. Votes: 0
E. L. JamesWhen things get bad enough, your only resort is to lie in bed and start praying. Votes: 0
Lana Del ReyNo one knew about the squirrel's skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know. Votes: 0
Ian McewanI've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. Votes: 0
Jack WhitehallBe careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up. Votes: 0
Ridley PearsonMarriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonA man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. Votes: 0
Arnold BennettMen who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be. Votes: 0
Sarah Jessica ParkerMonday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really. Votes: 0
Arthur DarvillWhen I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergLate to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes. Votes: 0
Aaron McGruderThe call of God is what gets you out of bed everyday, not a burden for something. Votes: 0
Tommy BarnettYou used to scream so well when you were scared, back when I lived under your bed. Votes: 0
Melissa Eskue Ousleytwo people can sleep in the same bed and still be alone when they close their eyes Votes: 0
Haruki MurakamiIf you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away Votes: 0
Ned VizziniYou just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too. Votes: 0
Xaviera HollanderOnce Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerSnow's all right on a fine morning, but I like to be in bed when it's falling Votes: 0
J. R. R. TolkienWishin' was dyin' but I gotta make it all this way to that bed on these feet. Votes: 0
John BerrymanBut I will be, A bridegroom in my death, and run into't As to a lover's bed. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareI'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldYour idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. Votes: 0
Frederic RaphaelOn his Hannibal Lector mask: I've got it at home. I wear it to bed every night. Votes: 0
Anthony HopkinsI haven't let the gold medal out of my sight; it sleeps next to me in bed. Votes: 0
Magdalena NeunerRunning clears my mind, and gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Votes: 0
Ronnie O'SullivanFor me, art history is like a feather bed - you fall into it and it catches you. Votes: 0
David SalleI take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy Votes: 0
A. J. LieblingI like filming in the UK - I'll sleep in my own bed, which I'm really happy about. Votes: 0
Guy RitchieI fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt. Votes: 0
Arj BarkerSnow makes a soft bed, but no man wakes from it. That was the wisdom of the North. Votes: 0
Mark LawrenceA great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.] Votes: 0
George HerbertItâs amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house. Votes: 0
David BowickI love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up. Votes: 0
Daphne ZunigaWhat is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace Votes: 0
Paulo CoelhoI am too sick to be out of bed, too crazy to sleep, and am surrounded by horrors. Votes: 0
Horace GreeleyWhen you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do. Votes: 0
Helen Gurley BrownThe loveliest fairy in the world; and her name is Mrs Do as you would bed one by. Votes: 0
Charles KingsleySome have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultWe must wake up knowing we have work to do and go to bed knowing we've done it. Votes: 0
Audre LordeFor a sick man the world begins at his pillow and ends at the foot of his bed. Votes: 0
Honore de BalzacI love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up Votes: 0
Daphne ZunigaIf you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you. Votes: 0
Gordon B. HinckleyNo matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. Votes: 0
Grace SlickI gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. Votes: 0
Frank CarsonI go to bed when the kids go to bed because I get up when they get up at 5. Votes: 0
Felicity HuffmanThe best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is. Votes: 0
Carlo BorromeoDie Welt hat genug für jedermanns Bedürfnisse, aber nicht für jedermanns Gier.
Gandhi, Mohandas Karamchand 'Mahatma'Je leidenschaftlicher der Genius im Menschen, je mehr wird ihm Seligkeit Bedürfnis
Arnim, Bettina vonEs gehört zum deutschen Bedürfnis, beim Biere von der Regierung schlecht zu reden.
Bismarck, Otto Fürst vonIt's actually the spirit helping the spirit; it is the doctor, the bed, the potion.
Franz GrillparzerThat evidence of the spirit of life is what makes me get out of bed in the morning.
Kristin Bauer van StratenWhen I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
Rodney DangerfieldFishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed
John D. VoelkerThe writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed.
Sherwood AndersonWhile he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.
William ShakespeareDie Gewohnheit ist so mächtig, dass die uns selbst aus dem Bösen ein Bedürfnis macht.
Jouffroy, Théodore SimonRise early. Write. Disappoint your sons. Read the newspaper. Go to bed early. Success.
Arthur MillerSurely going to bed with a man before marriage was the most courageous act of my life.
Diana TrillingAdequate early rest is best...."Early to bed and early to rise" is still good counsel.
Ezra Taft Bensoni'm alternatingly brilliant and witless-and sleepless: bed is just a swamp to roll in.
Marilyn HackerHe Kept recalling her lying on his bed; she reminded him of no one in his former life.
Milan KunderaSomebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.
Sydney J. HarrisJeder strebt nach Jugend, weil das Bedürfnis des Geistes Entwicklung in der Liebe ist.
Arnim, Bettina vonI giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.
David SedarisI'm not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep. Good for him.
J. D. SalingerMy view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of the door because you won't get in.
Jonas ErikssonAnd when the war is done and youth stone dead, I'd toddle safely home and die--in bed.
Siegfried SassoonI feel as if one would only discover on one's death bed what one ought to have lived for
Bertrand RussellI was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.
Marilyn MansonThe best moments in my life are just before going to bed. Those are my happiest moments.
Yohji YamamotoWell, one gets out of bed and the planets don't always hiss or muck up the day, each day.
Anne SextonMost men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.
Jonathan Carroll[W]e all lie down in our bed of earth as sure to wake as ever we can be to shut our eyes.
Joseph HallOh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!
Thomas HoodDon't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).
Vantile WhitfieldDie Werbung schenkt uns neue Bedürfnisse und nimmt uns Stück um Stück die eigene Sprache.
Fetscher, IringEarly to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
Orson Scott CardThere goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.
Alexander PopePhysically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight
Bob GeldofBallycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.
Douglas AdamsShe has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk
Gena ShowalterLaurels grow in the Bay of Biscay, I hope a bed of them may be found in the Mediterranean.
Horatio NelsonTo me, there's nothing on earth other than women. It's why I get out of bed every morning.
James EllroyIt's my first love what I dreaming of when I go to bed, when I lay my head upon my pillow.
Nikka CostaA time when it is far too early to arise, but so late that going to bed makes small sense.
Robin HobbIt's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.
Sasheer ZamataLet Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
Will RogersFor in pure maidens, knowing not the marriage-bed, the glance of the eyes sinks from shame.
AeschylusNo matter how much money you earn, you can only eat three meals a day and sleep in one bed.
Arsene WengerThe writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.
Charles BukowskiThe first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
Evan EsarDo you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading.
George R. R. MartinEvery night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.
Luke BryanFor six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.
Mary Lou RettonMusic is like a lover that I can't commit to, but I seem to always find myself in bed with.
Meshell NdegeocelloIt just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.
Tina TurnerArlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
Woody AllenWinning is a drive, it's a thing that you feel like when I go to bed at night I go to sleep.
Arnold PalmerI mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one.
David GilmourDon't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.
Edmund Vance CookeI love you Huey was the note I read, but there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed.
Huey LewisHonestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.
Jimmy FallonYou don't really care about the trials of tomorrow, rather lay awake in a bed full of sorrow
Kid CudiLook, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
Rowan AtkinsonI don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.
Sally PhillipsLong live the elite rower's motto:'early to bed, early to rise, never meet the regular guys.'
Brad Alan LewisIt is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
C. S. LewisI did not sleep. I never do when I am over-happy, over-unhappy, or in bed with a strange man.
Edna O'BrienArt and business may be strange bedfellows, but an artist must make room in her bed for both.
Eric MaiselIf you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy.
Franklin D. RooseveltWhen I was 15 or 16 - I slept really well then. Now I sleep on a bed of anxiety-tipped nails.
James McAvoyI'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
Louie AndersonFor a long time I would go to bed early. [Fr., Longtemps, je me suis couche de bonne heure.]
Marcel ProustI can take hardship. I can sleep on the cold floor anytime. I can also sleep on a feather bed,
Ngozi Okonjo-IwealaMmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.
Patricia BriggsYou're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed.
Ringo StarrHonestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
Adam CarollaI have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in.
Bellamy YoungAs long as His Majesty is sick, I will move my bed to his chambers, the better to care for him.
Catherine ParrIf there was one ubiquitous recommendation about marriage it was this: "Don't go to bed angry."
Daniel KahnemanI do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
Eoin ColferAnd it is a great thing to die in your own bed, though it is better still to die in your boots.
George Orwell... he who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is...
Miguel de CervantesThe books housed in one's first adult bookshelf are the geological bed of who we wish to become
Sheridan HayPassion is what drives me forward. Passion is what makes me go to bed at 2am and wake up at 6am.
Aliko DangoteHeaven deliver us, what's a poet? Something that can't go to bed without making a song about it.
Dorothy L. SayersThe trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.
Pam BrownDo three things each night before you go to bed: read a poem, read a short story, read an essay.
Ray BradburyWhy would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.
Ray BradburyI walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
Roddy Piper10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?
Alan CorenYou ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me.
Brenda NovakOn a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!
Charles M. SchulzIf from thy secret bed Of luxury unbidden offspring rise, Let them be kindly welcom'd to the day.
John ArmstrongIf I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me, I'd stay home under the bed.
Nancy GraceRip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsIf you were foolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance supperless to bed in the winter.
AesopThe headlong stream is termed violent But the river bed hemming it in is Termed violent by no one.
Bertolt BrechtEither get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
Janet EvanovichThe sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light.
John GreenA little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.
Laurell K. HamiltonI got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
Mitch HedbergReally, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.
Stefan PetruchaIt felt almost rude to ignore toe pretty white bed, but we just weren't going to make it that far.
Stephenie MeyerMy own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold.
George WashingtonThere were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me
Joey Lauren AdamsAnd what can still delight an inert stone except to become, once more, the bed of a raging torrent?
Julien GracqThe best thoughts most often come in the morning after waking, while still in bed or while walking.
Leo TolstoyOnce they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.
Marcello MastroianniThere was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet.
Nicole KraussI read "The Yoga Sutras" every day.And also the "The Bhagavad Gita." Those two books sit by my bed.
Russell SimmonsI don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.
Sylvia DayYou must go to bed with friends or whores, where money makes up the difference in beauty or desire.
W. H. AudenSex ist sehr unkompliziert, wenn man von keinem Komplex, sondern von einem Bedürfnis geleitet wird.
Simenon, GeorgesI can take care of a house, and some people I meet, I think, 'You don't even know how to make a bed.
Beth DittoOftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before.
Cate BlanchettI think Iâm quite a lazy person, actually. If Iâm not careful, I could just stay in bed all day.
David MorrisseyBed is a good friend; book is a good friend; night is a good friend. Try to bring them all together.
Mehmet Murat ildanWhen I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
Phyllis DillerFor the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
Ray RomanoWhen I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was.
Tony Curtis