Quotes about Beer

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Votes: 5

He was a wise man who invented beer. Votes: 4

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Votes: 4

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Votes: 4

I have respect for beer. Votes: 3

Beer soothes the upset soul. Votes: 3

Beer is prose. Wine is poetry. Votes: 3

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. Votes: 3

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Votes: 3

Beer is proof that God loves us. Votes: 3

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. Votes: 3

Beer is an improvement on water itself. Votes: 3

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society. Votes: 3

Beer is made by men, wine by God. Votes: 3

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. Votes: 3

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. Votes: 3

Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment Votes: 3

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. Votes: 3

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. Votes: 3

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. Votes: 3

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy Votes: 3

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal. Votes: 3

British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops. Votes: 3

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life. Votes: 3

Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk. Votes: 3

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale. Votes: 3

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Votes: 3

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. Votes: 3

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Votes: 3

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' Votes: 3

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. Votes: 3

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. Votes: 3

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. Votes: 3

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Votes: 3

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. Votes: 3

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. Votes: 3

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Votes: 3

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. Votes: 3

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. Votes: 3

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. Votes: 3

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Votes: 3

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. Votes: 3

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. Votes: 3

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. Votes: 3

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. Votes: 3

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer Votes: 3

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. Votes: 3

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. Votes: 3

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams Votes: 3

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. Votes: 3

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. Votes: 3

Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen. Votes: 3

Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts. Votes: 3

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. Votes: 3

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. Votes: 3

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. Votes: 3

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. Votes: 3

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. Votes: 3

I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon. Votes: 3

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer. Votes: 3

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. Votes: 3

mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes. Votes: 1

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs. Votes: 1

They who drink beer will think beer. Votes: 1

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. Votes: 1

The government will fall that raises the price of beer. Votes: 1

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night. Votes: 1

My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires. Votes: 1

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer]. Votes: 1

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Votes: 1

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Votes: 1

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. Votes: 1

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer. Votes: 1

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Votes: 1

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes. Votes: 1

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. Votes: 1

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy. Votes: 1

Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party. Votes: 1

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power. Votes: 1

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. Votes: 1

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. Votes: 1

The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down. Votes: 1

Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others... that's gross. Votes: 1

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Votes: 1

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. Votes: 1

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. Votes: 1

I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean. Votes: 1

For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry. Votes: 1

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today Votes: 1

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Votes: 1

The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. Votes: 1

And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. Votes: 1

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know? Votes: 1

...beer makes people deaf... Votes: 0

Draft beer, not people. Votes: 0

Think beer; drink beer. Votes: 0

Cold beer is bottled God. Votes: 0

My people must drink beer. Votes: 0

I work until beer o'clock. Votes: 0

I have a beer belly. Votes: 0

Good people drink good beer. Votes: 0

That questionable superfluity small beer. Votes: 0

I've never, ever tasted beer. Votes: 0

Life ain't all beer and skittles. Votes: 0

Religions change; beer and wine remain. Votes: 0

Homer no function beer well without. Votes: 0

He that drinks beer, thinks beer. Votes: 0

Life isn't all beer and skittles. Votes: 0

Wine is like beer except different. Votes: 0

Life's not all beer and skittles Votes: 0

Payday came and with it beer Votes: 0

Never ask for 'a beer.' Votes: 0

I'm a big root beer guy. Votes: 0

Next to music beer was best. Votes: 0

Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health) Votes: 0

Next to music, beer was best. Votes: 0

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids. Votes: 0

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper. Votes: 0

The beer tastes better when you win Votes: 0

Let no man thirst for good beer. Votes: 0

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. Votes: 0

Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer. Votes: 0

Always store beer in a dark place. Votes: 0

I'll have another beer. I'm not driving. Votes: 0

How much beer is in German intelligence? Votes: 0

Oh,Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer. Votes: 0

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer. Votes: 0

Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass. Votes: 0

Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.' Votes: 0

A man who lies about beer makes enemies. Votes: 0

A theater without beer is just a museum Votes: 0

There is no strong beer, just weak men Votes: 0

I cannot stand beer. But I love wine. Votes: 0

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer. Votes: 0

A little bit of beer is divine medicine. Votes: 0

Books and beer are the best and worst defense. Votes: 0

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer. Votes: 0

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code. Votes: 0

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. Votes: 0

Money can't buy happiness"”but it can buy beer. Votes: 0

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something. Votes: 0

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? Votes: 0

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings. Votes: 0

it sucks to get old...but there's always beer Votes: 0

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac. Votes: 0

I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer. Votes: 0

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer? Votes: 0

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Votes: 0

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer. Votes: 0

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks. Votes: 0

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair? Votes: 0

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it. Votes: 0

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend? Votes: 0

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider! Votes: 0

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that. Votes: 0

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better. Votes: 0

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule? Votes: 0

What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia? Votes: 0

We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer. Votes: 0

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. Votes: 0

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. Votes: 0

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. Votes: 0

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy. Votes: 0

If you don't know what else to do, drink beer. Votes: 0

And I will make it felony to drink small beer. Votes: 0

I am very picky about my people and my beer. Votes: 0

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. Votes: 0

I would think beer and football go hand in hand. Votes: 0

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning. Votes: 0

I usually need a can of beer to prime me. Votes: 0

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer. Votes: 0

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer. Votes: 0

Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.. Votes: 0

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. Votes: 0

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question. Votes: 0

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. Votes: 0

Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer. Votes: 0

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer. Votes: 0

Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer. Votes: 0

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover. Votes: 0

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food. Votes: 0

My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer. Votes: 0

I think this would be a good time for a beer. Votes: 0

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks Votes: 0

Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition. Votes: 0

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest. Votes: 0

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it. Votes: 0

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed. Votes: 0

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer. Votes: 0

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. Votes: 0

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer. Votes: 0

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that? Votes: 0

I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer. Votes: 0

I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure. Votes: 0

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. Votes: 0

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer? Votes: 0

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer. Votes: 0

You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird. Votes: 0

We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it. Votes: 0

Bud Light....the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job. Votes: 0

While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! Votes: 0

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice. Votes: 0

What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer! Votes: 0

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Votes: 0

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer. Votes: 0

And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more. Votes: 0

Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us, Votes: 0

Remember, the best beer in the world is the one you brewed. Votes: 0

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. Votes: 0

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer! Votes: 0

We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer. Votes: 0

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Votes: 0

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer. Votes: 0

There is no back label with a story on a beer can. Votes: 0

There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer. Votes: 0

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. Votes: 0

If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport Votes: 0

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. Votes: 0

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer... Votes: 0

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. Votes: 0

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. Votes: 0

I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste. Votes: 0

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver! Votes: 0

All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal. Votes: 0

I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine. Votes: 0

Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it. Votes: 0

The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance. Votes: 0

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient. Votes: 0

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. Votes: 0

I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder. Votes: 0

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. Votes: 0

I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate Votes: 0

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. Votes: 0

If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops. Votes: 0

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. Votes: 0

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Votes: 0

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! Votes: 0

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Votes: 0

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool. Votes: 0

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. Votes: 0

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Votes: 0

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. Votes: 0

If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay. Votes: 0

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. Votes: 0

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! Votes: 0

Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me. Votes: 0

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. Votes: 0

I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. Votes: 0

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. Votes: 0

All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer. Votes: 0

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. Votes: 0

How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence. Votes: 0

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. Votes: 0

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. Votes: 0

Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer... Votes: 0

The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE Votes: 0

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. Votes: 0

I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace. Votes: 0

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria." Votes: 0

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. Votes: 0

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. Votes: 0

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. Votes: 0

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell. Votes: 0

Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. Votes: 0

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand. Votes: 0

Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years. Votes: 0

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists~? Votes: 0

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. Votes: 0

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers. Votes: 0

I'm celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo Votes: 0

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? Votes: 0

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. Votes: 0

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest. Votes: 0

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. Votes: 0

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. Votes: 0

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. Votes: 0

Precious to me—it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer... Votes: 0

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. Votes: 0

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs. Votes: 0

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better. Votes: 0

Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer! Votes: 0

Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons. Votes: 0

Deep-seated preferences cannot be argued about-you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer. Votes: 0

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) Votes: 0

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. Votes: 0

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. Votes: 0

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert Votes: 0

When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard. Votes: 0

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... Votes: 0

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. Votes: 0

If you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World. Votes: 0

And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo. Votes: 0

We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. Votes: 0

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times. Votes: 0

Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer Votes: 0

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. Votes: 0

Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Votes: 0

I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer. Votes: 0

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. Votes: 0

120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. Votes: 0

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer. Votes: 0

And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer? Votes: 0

America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal. Votes: 0

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie. Votes: 0

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. Votes: 0

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. Votes: 0

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer. Votes: 0

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away. Votes: 0

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. Votes: 0

I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time. Votes: 0

Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer. And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA. Votes: 0

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly. Votes: 0

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. Votes: 0

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar Votes: 0

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine. Votes: 0

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! Votes: 0

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. Votes: 0

But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). Votes: 0

I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! Votes: 0

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. Votes: 0

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!" Votes: 0

If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. Votes: 0

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! Votes: 0

You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table. Votes: 0

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. Votes: 0

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Votes: 0

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains. Votes: 0

Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. Votes: 0

One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs Votes: 0

We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. Votes: 0

To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle. Votes: 0

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy? Votes: 0

I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol. Votes: 0

VIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care Votes: 0

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. Votes: 0

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. Votes: 0

It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. Votes: 0

Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. Votes: 0

It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer. Votes: 0

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. Votes: 0

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. Votes: 0

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer. Votes: 0

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. Votes: 0

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! Votes: 0

The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials! Votes: 0

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. Votes: 0

Here's to the drunken Marine With beer in his canteen! You've heard of the Unknown Soldier But, never an unknown Marine! Votes: 0

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. Votes: 0

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. Votes: 0

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. Votes: 0

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. Votes: 0

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? Votes: 0

My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. Votes: 0

Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. Votes: 0

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. Votes: 0

Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others. Votes: 0

Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. Votes: 0

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame. Votes: 0

If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. Votes: 0

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great. Votes: 0

Don't complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine. Votes: 0

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. Votes: 0

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. Votes: 0

People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like. Votes: 0

Boughs have their fruit and blossom At all times of the year; Rivers are running over With red beer and brown beer. Votes: 0

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica. Votes: 0

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer! Votes: 0

My beer has been universally well-liked beyond my most sanguine expectations. Cannot serve half my customers, and they are increasing every day. Votes: 0

Mensen zijn dom. Op een trommel slaan om een beer aan het dansen te krijgen, terwijl we de sterren zouden willen ontroeren. Votes: 0

The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days Votes: 0

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion. Votes: 0

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear. Votes: 0

I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars... Votes: 0

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' Votes: 0

Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer! Votes: 0

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. Votes: 0

Sometimes it's just the beer and bikinis that get people to come and watch, but it's the competition that's keeping them there. Votes: 0

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Votes: 0

Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. Votes: 0

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. Votes: 0

We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't. Votes: 0

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember. Votes: 0

Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye. Votes: 0

You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge? Votes: 0

I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free beer. Votes: 0

Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it. Votes: 0

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it. Votes: 0

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. Votes: 0

Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light. Votes: 0

The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness. Votes: 0

the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception, Votes: 0

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight Votes: 0

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different Votes: 0

I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports. Votes: 0

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house. Votes: 0

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. Votes: 0

A bee rose up from a sun-filled paper cup, off to make slum honey from some diet root beer it had found inside. Votes: 0

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... Votes: 0

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard. Votes: 0

I haven't had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone's dead and my root beer's gone. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Votes: 0

Obama doesn't seem like a burger and a beer kind of guy. I have to say, I don't find that problematic at all. Votes: 0

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. Votes: 0

It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and dread. Votes: 0

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand. Votes: 0

There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is another question. Votes: 0

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. Votes: 0

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. Votes: 0

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes. Votes: 0

There is no real way to categorize McLean's 'American Pie' for its hybrid of modern poetry and folk ballad, beer-hall chant and high-art rock. Votes: 0

I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell. Votes: 0

When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer. Votes: 0

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer. Votes: 0

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome. Votes: 0

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer. Votes: 0

Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer? Votes: 0

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer? Votes: 0

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. Votes: 0

Liquid oxygen is one of the cheapest manufactured substances on Earth. In large quantities, it costs pennies per kilogram - cheaper than milk or beer. Votes: 0

Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey? Votes: 0

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen. Votes: 0

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking. Votes: 0

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. Votes: 0

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! Votes: 0

I did Noise Music because I genuinely liked noise... But a lot of people didn't. At my concerts, people smashed beer glasses in my face. Votes: 0

Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the name, to drink. Votes: 0

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!' Votes: 0

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. Votes: 0

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. Votes: 0

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it. Votes: 0

A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. Votes: 0

I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad while you're here. Votes: 0

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can Votes: 0

No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game. Votes: 0

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. Votes: 0

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable. Votes: 0

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every weekend. Votes: 0

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. Votes: 0

In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor. Votes: 0

Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke. Votes: 0

The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked up. Votes: 0

We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they're selling 30. Votes: 0

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me. Votes: 0

My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering down a street. Votes: 0

Albeit i may die sleep not in the coffen of gold and even beer no fruit; but my impact after depart is my particular to paradise. Votes: 0

Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education. Votes: 0

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water. Votes: 0

The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim. Votes: 0

You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer. Votes: 0

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. Votes: 0

I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer. Votes: 0

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Votes: 0

The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this. Votes: 0

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had. Votes: 0

Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one. Votes: 0

You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what I'm going to do. Votes: 0

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly. Votes: 0

I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly Votes: 0

I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too. Votes: 0

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer. Votes: 0

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine." Votes: 0

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer. Votes: 0

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it. Votes: 0

Obviously a lot has gone on, and I feel I am different person, I haven't had a beer since New Year's, which is pretty big for me. Votes: 0

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer. Votes: 0

I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair. Votes: 0

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though. Votes: 0

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop. Votes: 0

Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'. Votes: 0

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer. Votes: 0

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. Votes: 0

Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer. Votes: 0

Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else's, but hey, free beer, right? Votes: 0

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are! Votes: 0

What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans? Votes: 0

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? Votes: 0

Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I'm helping my team win. Votes: 0

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher. Votes: 0

In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly. Votes: 0

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer. Votes: 0

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Votes: 0

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour. Votes: 0

I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities. Votes: 0

My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour. Votes: 0

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes even a glass of root beer. Votes: 0

I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine. Votes: 0

I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer. Votes: 0

Many of us wake up at the age of 40 one day, dreading going to work because we were forced to pick a career before we could legally buy a beer. Votes: 0

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore. Votes: 0

The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad. Votes: 0

I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now. Votes: 0

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies. Votes: 0

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Votes: 0

I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just didn't like it. It's really that simple for me. [pp.37] Votes: 0

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Votes: 0

It had been a wake-up call and now all she wanted was to keep her dad in sight and make sure he didn't eat too many Mars Bars or drink too much beer. Votes: 0

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. Votes: 0