British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops. Votes: 3
James JoyceBeer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. Votes: 3
Clementine PaddlefordBeer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. Votes: 3
Thomas JeffersonBeer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. Votes: 3
Kurt VonnegutSome people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Votes: 3
Dwight D. EisenhowerIn wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. Votes: 3
Benjamin FranklinBe wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. Votes: 3
Robert A. HeinleinAn intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Votes: 3
Ernest HemingwayDrop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. Votes: 3
Ashley PurdyAll men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. Votes: 3
Denis LearyBeer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. Votes: 3
Benjamin FranklinAlways do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Votes: 3
Ernest HemingwayBeer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. Votes: 3
Patrick RothfussThere is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. Votes: 1
Billy CarterTheir marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer. Votes: 1
Felix SabatesShe came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes. Votes: 1
John HiattI'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawI hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient. Votes: 0
Berkeley BreathedNo soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. Votes: 0
John Churchill, 1st Duke of MarlboroughI was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Votes: 0
Steven WrightWhere does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheWhy beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. Votes: 0
Steve MirskyAll other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. Votes: 0
Dave BarryRaise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. Votes: 0
Toby KeithWhy should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. Votes: 0
Marie LaurencinDrinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. Votes: 0
Michael JacksonVeblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer... Votes: 0
Robert HeilbronerIn wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria." Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinI sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace. Votes: 0
Christopher AtkinsThe mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE Votes: 0
Tom StandageWe should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonWhat else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? Votes: 0
Bret Easton EllisLife isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years. Votes: 0
Edna St. Vincent MillayWhat else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists~? Votes: 0
Bret Easton EllisEven on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. Votes: 0
Anthony BourdainPaintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. Votes: 0
Billy CarterNothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer! Votes: 0
Anshul DubeyBasically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs. Votes: 0
Woody AllenLet me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) Votes: 0
Richard KadreyMost Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonI love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better. Votes: 0
Bill MaherDeep-seated preferences cannot be argued about-you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer. Votes: 0
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.Precious to meâit is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer... Votes: 0
Charles Stuart CalverleyDrinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. Votes: 0
Gerard WayAnd the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. Votes: 0
Raymond ChandlerIf you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World. Votes: 0
Isabella RosselliniNature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons. Votes: 0
Edward AbbeyI wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. Votes: 0
John Lee HookerAnd the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert Votes: 0
Kris KristoffersonGive me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... Votes: 0
Jimmy BuffettYou can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. Votes: 0
Adolphus BuschLife is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals. Votes: 0
Charles Stuart CalverleyI've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away. Votes: 0
Garth BrooksI'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times. Votes: 0
Zakk WyldeWe brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. Votes: 0
Fritz MaytagHey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. Votes: 0
Koko TaylorAnd ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer? Votes: 0
James S.A. CoreyHardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. Votes: 0
Dave BarryAnd now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo. Votes: 0
Kenny BakerEverything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer Votes: 0
Granger SmithI believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie. Votes: 0
Justin TimberlakeThe house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. Votes: 0
Mark TwainProhibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. Votes: 0
Don MarquisMy mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinYou might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyAmerica's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal. Votes: 0
Nancy JohnsonI enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time. Votes: 0
Rona AmbroseThere's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. Votes: 0
Sandra BullockIf you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Votes: 0
Jack HandeyIf you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. Votes: 0
Dave MustaineI'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! Votes: 0
Kristin DavisHalloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly. Votes: 0
Felipe EsparzaEvil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!" Votes: 0
Janeane Garofalo[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine. Votes: 0
Scott EastwoodCover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! Votes: 0
Hunter S. ThompsonYes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. Votes: 0
Billy CarterBut a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). Votes: 0
Corey HaimYou call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar Votes: 0
Groucho MarxIf a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. Votes: 0
John SteinbeckI think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol. Votes: 0
Rona AmbroseLife ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy? Votes: 0
George du MaurierYou might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyVIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care Votes: 0
Nicki MinajTo me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. Votes: 0
Zach BraffIt is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer. Votes: 0
Adolphus BuschBuy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. Votes: 0
Charlie PapazianIf a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. Votes: 0
David RicardoUh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? Votes: 0
Daniel DumileRicky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. Votes: 0
Floyd Mayweather, Jr.I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica. Votes: 0
Peter O'TooleWe may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't. Votes: 0
Alan Arnett McLeodI'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. Votes: 0
Axl RoseI wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer! Votes: 0
Robert BoltYou might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyThere are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Votes: 3 Gary Snyder
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. Votes: 1 Rebecca Miller
Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven. Votes: 1 James Frain
In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is certainly a very social type of business. Votes: 1 Carlos Alvarez
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. Votes: 1 Brendan Behan
I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments. Votes: 3 Peter York
If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer. Votes: 1 Travis Fimmel
A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may - people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go some way towards restoring that spirit, I'll be happy. Votes: 1 Charles Hazlewood
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know? Votes: 1 Jonah Hill
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls. Votes: 1 Ed O'Neill
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Votes: 1 Dave Barry
A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do. Votes: 3 John R. Rice
I like to exercise in the morning before work. It puts me in a good mood, which makes my coworkers happy, and jump-starts my brain, which makes me happy. Votes: 1 Betsy Beers
Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others... that's gross. Votes: 3 Nadine Velazquez
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down. Votes: 6 Ethel Waters
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. Votes: 7 Rebecca Miller
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. Votes: 1 Rick Derringer
One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears. Votes: 1 Ginnifer Goodwin
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know? Votes: 1 Jonah Hill
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs Votes: 3 David Hilbert
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Votes: 1 Bill Owen
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. Votes: 3 Bernie Mac
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry. Votes: 3 Sherwood Boehlert
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Votes: 1 Dwight D. Eisenhower
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. Votes: 4 Billy Carter
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. Votes: 3 Josh Duhamel
The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. Votes: 1 Guy Davenport
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. Votes: 4 Zoe Saldana
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. Votes: 1 Bernie Mac
The old man sold beer after hours on weekends. And that was something that he probably did to top up his earnings as a truck driver. Mum was the traditional housewife. Loving, caring, sharing - always the keynotes of the family. Votes: 1 Lindsay Fox
I think the way I sort of approach it is, you just sort of keep your head down and focus on what you are doing and making shows that people will want to see on Thursday night. Votes: 1 Betsy Beers
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Votes: 1 Frank Zappa