A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER Votes: 3
Darynda JonesA bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar. Votes: 3
Richard Brinsley SheridanCars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. Votes: 3
Craig BenzineThe favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France' Votes: 3
Tom BrokawA bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar. Votes: 1
Richard Brinsley SheridanMy parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics. Votes: 1
Joel BurnsWhen life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker Votes: 0
Darynda JonesYou might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. Votes: 0
Jeff Foxworthy