Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. Votes: 5
Ross MacDonaldIn California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. Votes: 5
Woody AllenWhen the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. Votes: 5
Will RogersIt's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year. Votes: 5
Truman CapoteCalifornia ... produces the maximum of scenery and the minimum of weather ... Votes: 3
Inez Haynes IrwinCalifornia has more distractions, more activities for the kids, more driving. Votes: 3
Laird HamiltonCalifornia is like the Mecca of the film industry. Everyone's seen California. Votes: 3
Morris ChestnutCalifornia, in a sense, is almost Starbucks' largest country, with almost 3,000 stores. Votes: 3
Howard SchultzMy graduate studies were carried out at the California Institute of Technology. Votes: 3
Kenneth G. WilsonIn my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California. Votes: 3
James GarnerLancaster, California ... that promised land sometimes called 'the west coast of Iowa. Votes: 3
Joan DidionCalifornia is a tragic country - like Palestine, like every Promised Land. Votes: 3
Christopher IsherwoodCanadians shouldn't come down to Southern California and take jobs away from Mexicans. Votes: 3
Stanley Ralph RossCalifornia, the department-store state. The most of everything and the best of nothing. Votes: 3
Raymond ChandlerEverything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box. Votes: 3
Wil ShrinerThe smack of California earth shall linger on the palate of your grandson. Votes: 3
Robert Louis StevensonI am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian. Votes: 3
Pamela AndersonThe forest fires are the worst disaster in California since I was elected. Votes: 3
Arnold SchwarzeneggerWe have seen the Democrat solution to an energy crisis; it's called California. Votes: 3
J. C. WattsCalifornia can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America. Votes: 3
Hinton Rowan Helperwhoever said progress was a positive thing has never been to Florida or California. Votes: 3
Rita Mae BrownAs a fluke, my great-grandfather hit one of the largest oil reserves in California. Votes: 3
Armie HammerThey turned the country up on its side, and everything loose fell into California. Votes: 3
Frank Lloyd WrightThese French-style caramels are handmade in California. It's always hard to give them away! Votes: 3
Oprah WinfreyCalifornia is the most reactionary state in America. Fascist sentiments are very strong here. Votes: 3
Ilya IlfMemphis was almost like going to California. Beale Street was the black man's street. Votes: 3
Muddy WatersSouthern California doesn't know whether to bustle or just strangle itself on the spot. Votes: 3
Neal StephensonAll creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year. Votes: 3
Gloria SwansonI travelled to California when I was 18 and went to Los Angeles State College. Votes: 3
Robert VaughnI will defend Korea as I would my own country-just as I would California. Votes: 3
Douglas MacArthurCalifornia has all the beauties of youth as well as its idiocies and vices ... Votes: 3
Gertrude AthertonMy family is from Elmhurst, Queens, 54th Avenue, but I was born in Northern California. Votes: 3
Jussie SmollettAvicenna California...Museum of my twisted youth, vault of my dearest and most disgusting memories. Votes: 3
Peter S. BeagleI kinda like the duality of California and the dark side, the underbelly of California. Votes: 3
Mark HoppusThe hardest part about moving from nice California weather was the freezing cold New York. Votes: 3
Mark IndelicatoThe California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. Votes: 3
Jack PaarI love Disneyland because the teacups are so awesome. But California Adventure is the best. Votes: 3
Joey KingCalifornia had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up. Votes: 3
Conan O'BrienMy family owns a music store in Claremont, California, called The Claremont Folk Music Center. Votes: 3
Ben HarperI move between San Francisco and Paris... I have a wonderful beach house in California. Votes: 3
Danielle SteelEach time that I have two or three days off, I'm off somewhere in California. Votes: 3
Lizzie BrochereI love driving; driving along the California coastline is the best drive in the world. Votes: 3
Al JardineWhen I'm shooting in other cities, I'm just trying to make it look like California. Votes: 3
Alex PragerMy mom was born in San Diego, around Vista. So we've always been California people. Votes: 3
Gracie GoldWe have to make sure everyone in California has a great job. A fantastic job! Votes: 3
Arnold SchwarzeneggerLiving in Maryland, I saw that the opportunities were far greater in California than back home. Votes: 3
Christina MilianIn California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C. Votes: 3
Burt PrelutskyThink of the Republican Party as the opposition to the Democrats. It doesn't exist in California! Votes: 3
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodThink of the Republican Party as the opposition to the Democrats. It doesn't exist in California! Votes: 3
Rush LimbaughWhen California provides the same value as other locations, I'd gladly shoot all my pictures here. Votes: 3
Joel SilverI've enjoyed my time in the American League, the fans of Southern California and other friendships. Votes: 3
Joe TorreLiving in Maryland, I saw that the opportunities were far greater in California than back home Votes: 3
Christina MilianThe first treasure California began to surrender after the Gold Rush as the oldest: her land. Votes: 3
John JakesI come from a small town in Maryland. I came to California in 1972 to begin Maude. Votes: 3
Bea ArthurI'm a California girl, and I'd love to restore a sense of place to Southern California. Votes: 3
Rene RussoWhen I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. Votes: 3
Demetri MartinI liked girls with pale skin because I am a California boy, tanned and blonde hair. Votes: 3
Robert EnglundThe rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.' Votes: 3
Craig FergusonBecause I live in California now, I find my musings really being centered in this world. Votes: 3
Lori LansensEven though I grew up surfing and sailing in Southern California, I was born horse crazy. Votes: 3
Bo DerekMy record at the University of California as an undergraduate was mediocre to say the best. Votes: 3
Douglass NorthWill you take me as I am? Strung out on another man...California, I'm comin' home. Votes: 3
Joni MitchellI was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller. Votes: 3
George CarlinSecretly, I think everyone who makes fun of California really does want to be in California. Votes: 3
Zooey DeschanelThere's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California. Votes: 3
Roberto BolanoI grew up in Southern California, Simi Valley. I've lived in the same house all my life. Votes: 3
Jason DolleyAll things start in California and spread to New Jersey, then to London and then throughout Europe. Votes: 3
Stelios Haji-IoannouI'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California. Votes: 3
Ashton KutcherThe California proposition [Prop. 187] is one I would agree with. That's the easiest way to put it. Votes: 3
Bob DoleI grew up in Orange County, California, all over the beaches of San Clemente and that area. Votes: 3
Donavon FrankenreiterCalifornia is an island, and New York's an island. Maybe it's time for me to change islands. Votes: 3
Paul MazurskyWe give tremendous amounts of money to California - California in many ways is out of control. Votes: 3
Donald TrumpAre there are fireflies on the West Coast? I never saw any when I lived in California. Votes: 3
Ben LernerI'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time. Votes: 3
Marisa MillerThe first time I came to California was in January 2013, when I auditioned for 'Vampire Academy.' Votes: 3
Lucy FryI grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California. Votes: 3
Matt LeBlancAs one California winemaker said, "We release no wine before the bank tells us that its ready." Votes: 3
Kevin ZralyTo capture a California sunset in South Pasadena is to hold an angel's wings with bated breath. Votes: 3
Ace Antonio HallSaying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California. Votes: 3
Carrie FisherIt never occurred to me that I could live in California. Now I can't imagine living anywhere else. Votes: 3
George CukorI love living in California and being able to go to the beach or go to the woods. Votes: 3
Tracy ChapmanI won the youth vote in Massachusetts and in California. I did very well with it in Ohio. Votes: 3
Hillary ClintonIn California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist. Votes: 3
Truman CapoteSomebody asked my friend Bob Seger, Why do you think the Eagles broke up? He said, Hotel California. Votes: 3
Glenn FreyMy family didn't have any money growing up. I'm just a girl from the ghetto; from Indio, California. Votes: 3
Vanessa MarcilHey, I didn't make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did. Votes: 3
Glenn FreyWell, I think that California has had a history of always spending more money than it takes in. Votes: 3
Arnold Schwarzeneggerin California I began to think that, except on the beaches, no-one had the use of their legs. Votes: 3
Rumer GoddenWe need Hawaii just as much and a good deal more than we did California. It is Manifest Destiny. Votes: 3
William McKinleyWith my ministry of light, part of what I do is work on the California Alliance For Arts Education. Votes: 3
Sally KirklandCalifornia is beautiful to look at, but you can't be a part of it like you can in Michigan. Votes: 3
Jennifer GranholmCalifornia is a great big nation of one They never knew what they wanted 'til it was already gone Votes: 3
Zooey DeschanelCalifornia is going to be quite good for the Democrats. But the rest of the country is a draw. Votes: 3
Stuart RothenbergI'm in California a lot; I go overseas sometimes and I meet more Hells Angels than other Angels do. Votes: 3
Chuck ZitoNo matter where I was, my compass pointed west. I would always know what time it was in California. Votes: 3
Janet FitchI always made a living as an actor when I came to California. I never had to do anything else. Votes: 3
Bruce DernWhenever I get a free day, I drive up to some part of California that looks promising on the map. Votes: 3
Kent McCordI like to drink, I like to smoke I like to chill and get high In my California state of mind. Votes: 3
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