Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. Votes: 3
Clarence DarrowOn being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell? Votes: 3
Dorothy ParkerEven the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other. Votes: 3
Wilfrid SheedCalvin was very clever. We did the pictures and made the commercial, and that really worked. Votes: 3
Kate MossBut Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! Votes: 3
Bill WattersonCalvinism did not spring from Calvin. We believe that it sprang from the great Founder of all truth. Votes: 3
Charles SpurgeonCalvin had long been uneasy in his own person and so lived to put everyone else at ease. Votes: 3
Edward P. JonesThe only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) Votes: 3
Bill WattersonI never appear in any of your work, come to think of it, Calvin [Trillin]. And I look. Votes: 3
Kevin SessumsJust the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears. Votes: 3
Billy Bob ThorntonCalvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. Votes: 3
Bill WattersonI say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Votes: 3
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