Dimetri Martin Quotes
"The easiest time to add insult to injury is when signing a cast"
"The digital camera is
a great invention, it
allows us to reminisce
instantly"
"Another term for
balloon is bad breath
holder"
"If I saw an amputee gettin
hanged, I'd probly just
start calling out letters"
"When you have fat friends
there are no see-saws,
only catapults
"My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get
another chance. 'Cu: if you knovw you have a crappy apple or a
peach, you're stuck w/thot crappy peice of fruit. But: if you have
a croppy grope, no problem -just move on to the next"
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