I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society. Votes: 4
Henry David ThoreauMusical Chairs. Except I thought, when God's providing the music, everyone gets a chair. Votes: 3
Neta JacksonMy uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldWorrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere. Votes: 3
Glenn TurnerA table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy? Votes: 3
Albert EinsteinHaven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in? Votes: 3
Nicholson BakerAmerica is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair. Votes: 3
Arnold J. ToynbeeWhen the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs. Votes: 1
Jean KerrYeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzAlchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!... Votes: 0
Ashley PurdyWhy should we be letting people smoke their cigars in their comfortable chairs in Raqqa? Votes: 0
Benjamin CarsonOnly uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use. Votes: 0
Jacob BraudeDrinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. Votes: 0
Gerard WayWhen the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs. Votes: 0
Jean KerrMusic is what I love to do. Music, fashion, a couple of chairs, I'm cool, I'm grateful. Votes: 0
Pharrell WilliamsMy verse has brought me no roubles to spare: no craftsmen have made mahogany chairs for my house. Votes: 0
Vladimir MayakovskyNo matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. Votes: 1 Don Rickles
Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love. Votes: 4 Jarod Kintz