You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. Votes: 3
Jeff FoxworthyIt's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. Votes: 3
Jim GaffiganComing from The Disney Channel, anything I do is going to offend somehow, somewhere, somehow. Votes: 3
Brenda SongI am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4 Votes: 3
Scott CapurroI watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. Votes: 3
Dave AttellI love the Weather Channel because my mood changes a lot according to the weather! Votes: 3
Stefano GabbanaMy life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special. Votes: 3
Chris ColferSixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel. Votes: 3
Jay LenoLet go of what you can't control. Channel all that energy into living fully in the now. Votes: 3
Karen SalmansohnI have a cooking show that's coming on that I did in Albany. It will be on The Cooking Channel Votes: 3
Dom DeLuiseI have a cooking show that's coming on that I did in Albany. It will be on The Cooking Channel. Votes: 3
Dom DeLuiseI go to the movies, and I watch MTV and the Disney Channel. I admit I like 'Hannah Montana.' Votes: 3
Lexi ThompsonI don't believe in villains - just people who channel their energy in the wrong way. Votes: 1
Elizabeth McGovernI like to stay home and watch television. The Game Show channel, mostly. Votes: 0
Harry Dean StantonComedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel. Votes: 0
Andy KindlerI love watching the National Geographic channel. That show 'Taboo'? I love it! Votes: 0
Keshia Knight PulliamAds represent the main channel of intellectual and artistic effort in the modern world. Votes: 0
Marshall McLuhanI channel a lot of my own personal relationships anytime I prep for something. Votes: 0
Justin HartleyLaugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel. Votes: 0
Groucho MarxListen to your heart in silence and peace, as through fear you only channel fear. Votes: 0
Raphael ZernoffThe still youthful energies of the globe have only to be directed in their proper channel. Votes: 0
Henry David ThoreauI always channel my emotions into my work. That way, I don't hurt anyone but myself. Votes: 0
Suzanne CollinsMovies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively. Votes: 0
George CarlinI'm generally quite an angry person, and I like to channel my anger toward something creative. Votes: 0
Sharmeen Obaid-ChinoyWoe to him who neglects to recommend himself to Mary, and thus closes the channel of grace! Votes: 0
Alphonsus LiguoriI attempt to channel my anger into the tip of my forefinger as I press the shutter. Votes: 0
Philip Jones GriffithsI was in a commercial for the Disney channel. I was the camp leader for the campers. Votes: 0
Olesya RulinThe gifts of God are not to be rejected on account of the channel that brings them. Votes: 0
Francois FenelonYou can't hack your destiny, brute force...you need a back door, a side channel into Life. Votes: 0
Clyde DeSouzaI don't say that I never feel fear before a performance, but I have learned to channel it. Votes: 0
Claudio ArrauPeople try to treat technology as an object, and it can't be. It can only be a channel. Votes: 0
Jaron LanierIf my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzAs we open our creative channel to the creator, many gentle but powerful changes are to be expected. Votes: 0
Julia CameronI watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life. Votes: 0
John OliverThis is the copywriters task: not to create mass desire â but to channel and direct it. Votes: 0
Eugene SchwartzSpirituality is about what we do about the fire inside of us, about how we channel our eros. Votes: 0
Ronald RolheiserYou couldn't change a river into a sea, but you could trace a new channel for it to follow. Votes: 0
David WroblewskiI had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad! Votes: 0
Jarod KintzSometimes, I'll be flipping the channel at home and think, 'Wow, there's a lot of me on TV.' Votes: 0
Lester HoltOn stage, you can use your emotions. It's the place where you can channel them. They have a purpose. Votes: 0
Florence WelchMost of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them. Votes: 0
Aziz AnsariI am a channel for the Christ spirit. The title was given to me very recently by the Godhead. Votes: 0
David IckeAs I radiate love and goodwill to others, I will open the channel for God's love to come to me. Votes: 0
Paramahansa YoganandaI have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel. Votes: 0
Bob NewhartIf there is but little water in the stream, it is the fault, not of the channel, but of the source. Votes: 0
St. JeromeIt's weird, but I don't feel like think I deserve any of the attention. There's really nothing but one audition for a Disney Channel movie that separates me from 2,000 other brown-haired, blue-eyed guys in L.A., you know? Votes: 4 Zac Efron
I was crossing the English Channel with a carbon-fiber wing on my back. Votes: 0 Felix Baumgartner