Quotes about Cheese

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality. Votes: 5

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. Votes: 4

Age is not important unless you're a cheese. Votes: 4

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. Votes: 4

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. Votes: 4

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. Votes: 4

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese? Votes: 4

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. Votes: 4

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. Votes: 4

Cheese. The adult form of milk. Votes: 3

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. Votes: 3

I loathe cheese, it makes me ill. Votes: 3

Cheese, like oil, makes too much of itself. Votes: 3

Cheese and salt meat, should be sparingly eat. Votes: 3

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted mostly. Votes: 3

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal. Votes: 3

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city. Votes: 3

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? Votes: 3

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Votes: 3

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. Votes: 3

Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese. Votes: 3

Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good. Votes: 3

My first job, I was Chuck E. at Chuck E. Cheese's. Votes: 3

Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. Votes: 3

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this? Votes: 3

Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love. Votes: 3

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Votes: 3

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. Votes: 3

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish. Votes: 3

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Votes: 3

Cheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound. Votes: 3

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss Votes: 3

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat. Votes: 3

Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good. Votes: 3

You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive. Votes: 3

The More Important Your Cheese Is To You The More You Want To Hold On To It. Votes: 3

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese. Votes: 3

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. Votes: 3

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. Votes: 3

Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male. Votes: 3

Never read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working. Votes: 3

Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better! Votes: 3

I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again? Votes: 3

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit. Votes: 3

New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack. Votes: 3

Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail. Votes: 3

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!' Votes: 3

Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it. Votes: 3

Now let's make Virginia Heffernan a man. Can you imagine the same kind of spittle-flecked rage directed at a busy working father who admits to feeding his kids Annie's Organic Mac & Cheese? Votes: 3

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans. Votes: 3

I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill you and you never get your pizza. Votes: 3

My studies in Speculative philosophy, metaphysics, and science are all summed up in the image of a mouse called man running in and out of every hole in the Cosmos hunting for the Absolute Cheese. Votes: 3

I love being in my kitchen. I'm quite a traditional cook, but I make a mean omelette. I'd like to open an omelette restaurant. Cheese and ham, chilli and mushroom, whatever you fancy, I'll rustle up. Votes: 3

Orion nodded, then asked, "Dwarf cheese?” "Cheese made by dwarfs.” "Oh,” said Orion, relieved. "They make it. It's not actually . . .” "No. What a horrible thought.” "Exactly. Votes: 3

Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!" "Is that the one we want?" I asked. "No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!" "Cheese? Votes: 3

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner. Votes: 3

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same. Votes: 3

I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, I'll eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch. Votes: 3

I read The Stinky Cheese Man as an adult. I missed that book when I was a kid. I grew up mostly with books bought at yard sales, picture books from the fifties to 1975, which is really a lucky thing. Votes: 3

Cheese is good. And Britain, despite the grumblings of the French and the outrage of the Swiss, not to mention some plucky challenges from Italy, Austria, and Spain, has some of the best cheese in the world. We're world leaders in cheese. Votes: 3

When I first became interested in photography, I thought it was the whole cheese. My idea was to have it recognized as one of the fine arts. Today I don't give a hoot in hell about that. The mission of photography is to explain man to man and each man to himself. Votes: 3

Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese! Votes: 1

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. Votes: 1

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Votes: 1

Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again. Votes: 1

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. Votes: 1

You're this rat in the American maze, working your way towards the cheese, which is a job. Votes: 1

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy. Votes: 1

I always have apples and fruit in the house. It's easier to eat something healthy if it's within reach. I also have yogurt, cheese and crackers, and raw almonds. Votes: 1

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? Votes: 1

I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen. Votes: 1

Breakfast is so important, so I'll make an omelet with cheese and deli meats, and then I'll eat muesli and yogurt mixed with fruit or oatmeal with fruit - and then a side of baked beans. Votes: 1

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge. Votes: 1

I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on. Votes: 1

Seriously, who really cares how long the Nile river is, or who was the first to discover cheese? How is memorizing that ever going to help anyone? Instead, we need to give kids projects that allow them to exercise their minds and discover things for themselves. Votes: 1

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese. Votes: 1

These days it's cool to be ethnic and to be different, but when I was a kid, it was not cool - at all. My friends would come over and my mom would make crepes with eggs, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes and spinach. And they'd be like, 'What is this?' Votes: 1

I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta. Votes: 1

I definitely try to eat a healthy diet, but I am the first person to say I love unhealthy food. I would never tell you I don't. I love fried chicken or mac and cheese. Do I order them all the time when I'm out at restaurants? No, though I do have one splurge meal a week. Votes: 1

I love Velveeta cheese. Votes: 0

The misers cheese is wholesomest Votes: 0

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. Votes: 0

Good cheese needs good companions. Votes: 0

I'm anti-cheese in a salad. Votes: 0

Age doesn't matter, unless your cheese. Votes: 0

The second mouse gets the cheese! Votes: 0

It was all cheese and applause. Votes: 0

Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese. Votes: 0

He is the cheese to my macaroni. Votes: 0

Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese. Votes: 0

Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese. Votes: 0

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese. Votes: 0

all i want...is mac and cheese Votes: 0

Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses. Votes: 0

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. Votes: 0

The moon is made of a green cheese. Votes: 0

I like cream cheese in just about anything. Votes: 0

In France, I learned about wine and cheese. Votes: 0

I'll try anything...I'll even try Limburger cheese! Votes: 0

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. Votes: 0

In the wintertime I like macaroni and cheese. Votes: 0

Movement in new direction helps find new cheese. Votes: 0

I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches. Votes: 0

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! Votes: 0

My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese. Votes: 0

I was blown up while we were eating cheese. Votes: 0

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger Votes: 0

Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese. Votes: 0

We did talk about cheese on our first date. Votes: 0

Of harmes two the lesse is for to cheese. Votes: 0

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better. Votes: 0

[On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage ... Votes: 0

Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese. Votes: 0

I'm into grilled cheese. Grilled cheese makes me feel beautiful! Votes: 0

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese Votes: 0

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese. Votes: 0

I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always. Votes: 0

Your test had cheese meteor questions?" - Bex to Liz. Votes: 0

Men only need two things - grilled cheese and sex, Votes: 0

We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that. Votes: 0

She on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake Votes: 0

If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him. Votes: 0

Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese Votes: 0

I like to eat cheese out of a bowl everyday. Votes: 0

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye Votes: 0

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Votes: 0

Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it. Votes: 0

I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill. Votes: 0

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. Votes: 0

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? Votes: 0

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food. Votes: 0

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. Votes: 0

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life. Votes: 0

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz. Votes: 0

My love of soft, runny cheese - it's impossible to resist. Votes: 0

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips. Votes: 0

Aristrocracy is like cheese. The older it is the higher it becomes. Votes: 0

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? Votes: 0

I started a feta cheese company, Euphrates, in upstate New York in 2002. Votes: 0

You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in. Votes: 0

Well my favorite is really really sharp, extra sharp, aged cheddar cheese. Votes: 0

A maggot must be born i' the rotten cheese to like it. Votes: 0

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. Votes: 0

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. Votes: 0

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese? Votes: 0

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water. Votes: 0

Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old. Votes: 0

Beauty is a valuable asset, but it is not the whole cheese. Votes: 0

Is the Moon made out of green cheese? No, it's American cheese. Votes: 0

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese, Votes: 0

A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere. Votes: 0

I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting. Votes: 0

Forty-seven is nothing at all, nor is any age unless you're a cheese ... Votes: 0

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick) Votes: 0

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. Votes: 0

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Votes: 0

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn. Votes: 0

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. Votes: 0

I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip. Votes: 0

I've learned how to make a nice souffle, a little mac and cheese. Votes: 0

Scamorza, an Italian curd cheese often labelled 'smoked mozzarella,' melts fantastically well. Votes: 0

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective. Votes: 0

Because no man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese. Votes: 0

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. Votes: 0

It's impossible in normal times to rally a nation that has 265 kinds of cheese. Votes: 0

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars. Votes: 0

It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. Votes: 0

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it. Votes: 0

Being in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation . Votes: 0

I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. Votes: 0

A lot of people don't know if Denmark is a country or a cheese. Votes: 0

The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese. Votes: 0

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake. Votes: 0

The green tempts me to make the rich the enemy, and take their cheese. Votes: 0

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception Votes: 0

Each sort of cheese reveals a pasture of a different green, under a different sky. Votes: 0

How are you feeling?" "Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater." -Clary & Simon, pg.297- Votes: 0

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. Votes: 0

I'm a mac and cheese freak. Homemade or from the blue box, I'm not picky! Votes: 0

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. Votes: 0

A hexagonal piece of cheese is a lot better than a square piece of cheese, Votes: 0

Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese. Votes: 0

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. Votes: 0

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. Votes: 0

I try to avoid cheese, dairy and a lot of meat, but I do like them. Votes: 0

Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I'm a happy man. Votes: 0

God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese! Votes: 0

...When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip. Votes: 0

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight. Votes: 0

I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls. Votes: 0

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese. Votes: 0

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight." Votes: 0

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...' Votes: 0

My idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne. Votes: 0

Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face. Votes: 0

I put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried. Votes: 0

It's never too late to have a happy childhood, and age only matters if you're a cheese. Votes: 0

When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting, 10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread. Votes: 0

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. Votes: 0

You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it. Votes: 0

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. Votes: 0

But a little milk, butter and cheese are acceptable because no harm is done in obtaining them. Votes: 0

The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the people's milk. Votes: 0

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. Votes: 0

To help my muscles rebuild after I work out, I have a small serving of cottage cheese. Votes: 0

I think there's always been singers like that and i've done my fair share of cheese as well. Votes: 0

You owe dough? You ain't give up that cheese? Hey... Sooner or later, you'll Pay, Pal (no eBay). Votes: 0

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic. Votes: 0

Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. Votes: 0

I am so happy to see more and more people in this country are becoming addicted to cheese. Votes: 0

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese. Votes: 0

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is! Votes: 0

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. Votes: 0

I don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything. Votes: 0

China is trying to become America without democracy while America is trying to become France without cheese calories. Votes: 0

I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties. Votes: 0

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. Votes: 0

My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose. Votes: 0

I can celebrate food anytime. I love cheese. When I crave a certain food, I just eat it. Votes: 0

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. Votes: 0

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. Votes: 0

Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. Votes: 0

I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast. Votes: 0

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke. Votes: 0

I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective. Votes: 0

Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream. Votes: 0

Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese... Votes: 0

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese? Votes: 0

'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. Votes: 0

Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat"”like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese. Votes: 0

Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. Votes: 0

I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese. Votes: 0

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty. Votes: 0

I don't try to knock people out, but I have the ability to press him and get the cheese. Votes: 0

But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's rich. Votes: 0

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables. Votes: 0

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. Votes: 0

I eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable. Votes: 0

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. Votes: 0

Meat!" he said scornfully"I'm a vegetarian."You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him.Those are vegetables. Votes: 0

My specialty was baked potatoes with cheese melted over broccoli. I was also very good at melting cheese on bread. Votes: 0

Denmark is charging a fat food tax on cheese, meat, and oil. Here, we call that the Denny's Grand Slam breakfast. Votes: 0

I'm very severe with myself and sometimes I miss French cheese, but in your world it's not exactly the same thing. Votes: 0

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter. Votes: 0

Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl...... it even makes the milk taste like tacos! Votes: 0

They were recorded without processed cheese. Listen to old '50s records. The style may be dated, but the recording isn't. Votes: 0

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. Votes: 0

Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan. Votes: 0

My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water. Votes: 0

Sweetened ice tea is one of the things I love about the South, right up there with homemade biscuits and cheese grits. Votes: 0

I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it! Votes: 0

Art is its own excuse, and it's either Art or it's something else. It's either a poem or a piece of cheese. Votes: 0

My music is not a particular genre. It's not bubblegum or cheese. It's just good songs, pop songs. It's just my songs. Votes: 0

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. Votes: 0

My Day Clothes are almost worne out...send the poor printer a few gammons, or some meal, some butter, cheese, poultry, etc. Votes: 0

Apathy is a trap. There is no challenge... so there is no reward. Remember, there is always free cheese in a mousetrap. Votes: 0

A good, stinky French cheese or a good Stilton. These are things I really, really love. Dessert I can obviously live without. Votes: 0

I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day. Votes: 0

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Votes: 0

The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette. Votes: 0

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. Votes: 0

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it. Votes: 0

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta. Votes: 0

There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go. Votes: 0

People don't know how good cauliflower is, because they always have this image of cauliflower cheese - awful, sticky, creamy and rich. Votes: 0

Dead men may envy living mites in cheese, Or good germs even. Microbes have their joys, And subdivide, and never come to death. Votes: 0

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple Votes: 0

There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived. Votes: 0

"There are strings," said Mr. Tappertit, flourishing his bread-and-cheese knife in the air, "in the human heart that had better not be wibrated..." Votes: 0

One can unite the French only under the threat of danger. One cannot simply bring together a nation that produces 265 kinds of cheese. Votes: 0

If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books. Votes: 0

We made love like we made grilled cheese sandwiches. Did the sandwiches cause us to have sex? Did one bullet lead to WWI? Votes: 0

I refrain from lots of things I love, like cheese and carbs. I eat plenty of greens every day, my favorite being watercress. Votes: 0

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster! Votes: 0

I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and cheese. Votes: 0

A whole new thing. A forging of the humble parts of bread and cheese into a greater whole. I call it...a cheese-trap. Votes: 0

From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron. Votes: 0

Once I was a couple. I was my own king and queen with cheese and bread and rosé on the rocks of Rockport. Votes: 0

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually. Votes: 0

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese. Votes: 0

Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese. Votes: 0

Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling Votes: 0

I love the way soft white cheese such as ricotta or the creamier mascarpone reflect the milieu in which an animal has been raised. Votes: 0

Manouri is a Greek ewes' milk cheese that's light in colour and texture. It's fresh and milky, and goes well with other subtle flavours. Votes: 0

If antiquity be the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing ... The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record. Votes: 0

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality. Votes: 0

Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays its role. Votes: 0

I didn't want kabobs, Afghan music, and rules that required girls to be carefully monitored. I wanted mac and cheese, country music, and independence. Votes: 0

You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you've felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial. Votes: 0

Revolutionaries don't get job security. They compete with rats for cheese and with strays for shelter--after the big bullets make feet out of their knees. Votes: 0

I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony! Votes: 0

The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I'm a barbarian). Votes: 0

Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left you just crumble. Votes: 0

Well, reading Twitter's a lot like staring at an ant farm," Tobey explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth"Except without all the productivity. Votes: 0

The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops. Votes: 0

I walk like a guitar being strummed, and I love like cheese being forced through a grater. I like my nachos covered in melted music. Votes: 0

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him. Votes: 0

We all know the moon isn't made out of blue cheese...but if it was made out of bbq spare ribs would you eat it? Votes: 0

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it? Votes: 0

We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same. Votes: 0

I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do it before dinner. Votes: 0

I always eat mac and cheese. That's what I'm known for, just very simple food: sandwiches, French fries, very unhealthy, but yeah that's what I eat. Votes: 0

An Active mind didn't need distraction in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and crackers. Votes: 0

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace. Votes: 0

Comedy is like expensive cheese. Well, it's like cheese, in general. Everybody likes what they like, and everything they don't like, they think is the worst. Votes: 0

Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese. Votes: 0

Kids don't seem to recognize when they're hungry until they're starving and in the emergency zone, so I'm like, "Who wants some apple slices and cheese?" Votes: 0

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese. Votes: 0

My big downfall is deep-dish pizza from Chicago. That is why I can't go vegan - I can't give up cheese. I can't give up dairy. Votes: 0

Could I use some butter and cheese and eggs in my cooking without going down some kind of hippie shame spiral? Yes. Of course I could. Votes: 0

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea! Votes: 0

The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed up as I get. Votes: 0

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! Votes: 0

A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries. Votes: 0

I'm layering away: sauce, noodles, I belong to you, cheese, sauce, my heart is yours, noodles, cheese, I hear your soul in your music, cheese, cheese, CHEESE... Votes: 0

As an impoverished student I used to spend days out in Selfridges, nibbling on samples of free cheese and dousing myself with scent in the perfume department. Votes: 0

You don't make a friend," Jacob said with a scowl. "It's not like they come with directions like you'd find on a box of macaroni and cheese. Votes: 0

A passionate interest in what you do is the secret of enjoying life...whether it is helping old people or children, or making cheese or growing earthworms. Votes: 0

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake. Votes: 0

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single. Votes: 0

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese. Votes: 0

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Votes: 0

I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? Votes: 0

When the book is over, I think of innovative marketing ways to reach to a larger audience. I think wine and cheese book launch parties are a waste. Votes: 0

I don't really believe in vices. I love wine and cheese and chocolate, but they're what make life fun. They're a pleasure and an important part of living. Votes: 0

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. Votes: 0

Basically the message is: Steal It! Art, music, culture, the odd book and the slab of cheese... the new will be built upon the ruins of the old. Votes: 0

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. Votes: 0

A great deal of contemporary criticism reads to me like a man saying, 'Of course I do not like green cheese. I am very fond of brown sherry. Votes: 0

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. Votes: 0

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. Votes: 0

Wrapped inside one is love. Wrapped inside another is hate. What do you think is wrapped inside the third? If you answered meat, beans, and cheese, you'd be correct. Votes: 0

We work on macro issues and macaroni and cheese issues. When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects the needs and dreams of American families. Votes: 0

I'd like to be reincarnated as a French tart. They're so beautiful and delicate - they're like my opposite. I'm more of a comfort food: goat cheese with garlic. Votes: 0

Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener! Votes: 0

Lately, I just let myself eat it more because I think, 'Oh, my God, a piece of cheese tastes so good'. I think it's your body telling you something. Votes: 0

Consumers of meat, eggs and dairy products might well ask what they are supporting. Do farmers care about anyone but themselves? Can't anyone see the cow for the cheese? Votes: 0

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal? Votes: 0

Some kinds of misery make you hate the world, but some kinds make you hate yourself, and--butter and cheese not withstanding--Neve had no question that Spear was the latter. Votes: 0

Food history is as important as a baroque church. Governments should recognize cultural heritage and protect traditional foods. A cheese is as worthy of preserving as a sixteenth-century building. Votes: 0

One of the things I love about New York is that it's one of the only places where you could have an entire restaurant dedicated to macaroni and cheese. Votes: 0

Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up. Votes: 0

Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap? Votes: 0

I don't say that bodies like flint, which are commonly called inanimate, have perceptions and appetition; rather they have something of that sort in them, as worms are in cheese. Votes: 0

Epicurus recommends bread and cheese as the staple, and his emphasis is more on avoiding pain than on seeking pleasure, insofar as pleasure-seeking tends to be followed by painful after-effects. Votes: 0

Cottage cheese is one of our culture's most visible symbols of self-denial; marketed honestly, it would appear in dairy cases with warning labels: this substance is self-punitive; ingest with caution. Votes: 0

You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese-toasted, mostly-and woke up again, and here I were. Votes: 0

Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade Votes: 0

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich." Votes: 0

A crow, who had flown away with a cheese from a dairy window, sate perched on a tree looking down at a great big frog in a pool underneath him. Votes: 0

Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life. Votes: 0

My wife and I love to host wine and cheese parties. They are simple and elegant and you don't have to put a lot of effort and time into it. Votes: 0

You can't be judgmental about babies. They are all have different needs. I was left with an enduring hatred of cheese because it was forced down me when I was young. Votes: 0

Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese, and just hang with my family! Votes: 0

Now he knew: They were real. Who'd make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect. Votes: 0

The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of cheese to go through the roof. Votes: 0

My favorite splurges are cheese pizza with hot peppers, Haagen-Dazs maple-walnut ice cream, Giant brand ice cream sandwiches, and fire sticks - those hot candies the size of a three-inch ruler. Votes: 0

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit. Votes: 0

The auld wife sat at her ivied door, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) A thing she had frequently done before; And her spectacles lay on her apron'd knees... Votes: 0

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. Votes: 0

That's a horrible thought. I guess cheese or wine. I think I might be too depressed to eat if I had to eat only one thing for the rest of my life. Votes: 0

If you can dress as a stormtrooper and go to a laundromat, or wear a sexy cheese gown in public, you might start to find "normal" social interactions a little less daunting. Votes: 0

Rachel, we've been over this. This is what I do," he said, crumbs of whiten cheese falling from the knife. "Find a way for your lofty, unrealistic ideals to deal with it. Votes: 0

I'm a big pasta fan. I'm a big Italian food fan. Anything Italian - I love cheese, mozzarella. Mozzarella is my favorite, so I have to say anything Italian, I'll take it. Votes: 0

Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain de fromage. Votes: 0

I love kids with a passion I usually reserve for hot cheese, miniature chairs, and Prince concerts, but I feel no stress to reproduce simply because of a fear of withering eggs. Votes: 0

I basically have the diet of a 19th-century Irish navy, apart from the litre of stout a day. It's meat and potatoes and bread and cheese: those are my four food groups. Votes: 0

I like to keep almonds in my pantry. I also like to keep fruit on hand, just different types depending on the season. And string cheese - that's a really good one. Votes: 0

The sky was the yellow color of old cheese and the clouds flew across it, as if they had seen something horrifying in the desert wastes where they had so lately been. Votes: 0

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like." Votes: 0

My friend is having his period," I told the pizza guy, and handed him his tip. "He needs Britney and extra cheese to get him through it. I'm trying to be supportive. Votes: 0

In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends. Votes: 0

I always preferred my father's pasta the next day, when he'd put it in a hot oven with heaps of extra cheese. It would emerge slightly burned and very crisp on top. Votes: 0

There was nowhere to sit except the bunk, which was covered with rotting food, and a wooden stool, upon which sat a large fur-covered lump—an old cheese, perhaps, or a dead cat. Votes: 0

Girls in scripts are often pretty but brainless, or geeky and no one likes them, so it's great to find richer roles. Chalk and cheese aspects of people are very interesting to play. Votes: 0

I was born May 31, 1911, in Paris. My parents owned a small cheese shop, and my maternal grandfather was a carpentry worker. I thus came from what is commonly known as the working class. Votes: 0

Oh madam, when you put bread and cheese, instead of burnt porridge, into these children's mouths, you may indeed feed their vile bodies, but you little think how you starve their immortal souls! Votes: 0

I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado. Votes: 0

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese. Votes: 0

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are! Votes: 0

My old modus operandi was, if you're going to have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich, don't have one, have two. If you're going to have vanilla wafers, you have the whole box. Votes: 0

Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet - the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese makers. Ask questions, try everything and eat up! Votes: 0

If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese. Votes: 0

My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast. Votes: 0

Our brains are wired to interpret shapes as faces and bodies. That's why people see the Virgin Mary in the clouds or even in cheese sandwiches. It's your cytoplasm, not some strange ectoplasm. Votes: 0

What brings me the most joy is stories about progressive thinking. When a mother or father accepts their child for whoever they are... when goodness prevails... blah blah blah. I'm a cheese ball. Votes: 0

It shows you exactly how a star is formed; nothing else can be so pretty! A cluster of vapor, the cream of the milky way, a sort of celestial cheese, churned into light. Votes: 0

I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get! Votes: 0

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space. Votes: 0

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven. Votes: 0

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark. Votes: 0

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. Votes: 0

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it. Votes: 0

I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years. Votes: 0

I cannot get into cottage cheese, and I've tried a lot. Yogurt is hard for me to eat, too. I have to hold my nose to get it down. There's something wrong with that. Votes: 0

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face. Votes: 0

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more. Votes: 0

I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous. Votes: 0

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were. Votes: 0

Instead of putting cheese with ranchero sauce, chile is really very good for you. If you put that in, you get flavoring, so you're not eating bland food, especially if you're used to spicy food. Votes: 0

You can do something as simple as drinking two cups of water before a meal to fill your belly a bit so that you don't overeat, or change up your cheese from dairy to nondairy. Votes: 0

I have a good family and I like to be home with them. The older I get, the lazier I get, and the more content I am to sit at home and eat string cheese. Votes: 0

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed. Votes: 0

You can buy a box of low-fat macaroni and cheese made with powdered nonsense. I'm not worried if I'm using four different cheeses and it's high in fat. It's real food. That's what's more important. Votes: 0

My mom makes this amazing little snack that, to this day, I still think about. It's pita bread wrapped with melted butter, feta cheese, and cucumbers. That, to me, is still heaven. It's my childhood. Votes: 0

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' Votes: 0

Then you remember that Jack--that's his name, the mac & cheese--plays lacrosse. That's probably where he got all those yummy muscles. You need two hands for lacrosse.A pinky? Damn, you might as well starve yourself. Votes: 0

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. Votes: 0