Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. Votes: 6
Dale EvansTo celebrate the heart of Christmas is to forget ourselves in the service of others. Votes: 5
Henry C. LinkWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Votes: 5
Phyllis DillerWe should try to hold on to the Christmas spirit, not just one day a year, but all 365. Votes: 5
Mary MartinWhen did wishing someone a Merry Christmas become politically incorrect? Votes: 3
Suzanne Woods FisherSometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. Votes: 3
Cathy GuisewiteFarmers' markets are one of my favourite sources for Christmas goodies. Votes: 3
Sheherazade GoldsmithTruth out of season was sourer than strawberries at Christmas time. Votes: 3
Eleanor Hallowell AbbottChristmas day is the children's, but the holidays are youth's dancing-time. Votes: 3
Booth TarkingtonChristmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. Votes: 3
Oren ArnoldFor me, Christmas is about family, loving, forgiveness, compassion, understanding and comradery. Votes: 3
Anthony MackieTo perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. Votes: 3
E. B. WhiteThe thoughtfulness and goodwill messages from loved ones brighten my Christmas day. Votes: 3
Lailah Gifty AkitaThe love we extend to one another at Christmas, should blossom all year. Votes: 3
Lailah Gifty AkitaBeing half Jewish, we grew up with Christmas trees but had Jewish ornaments. Votes: 3
Gina RodriguezAt Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed. Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldChristmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. Votes: 3
Jimmy CannonAnyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard. Votes: 3
Kirk KirkpatrickA hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. Votes: 3
Terry PratchettIf one isn't parsimonious before Christmas one can't be munificent when it arrives. Votes: 3
Grace S. RichmondFresh, solid ideas feel like gifts to writers, therefore every morning is Christmas. Votes: 3
Criss JamiIt's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. Votes: 3
Milton BerleChristmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday. Votes: 3
John ClaytonA Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year. Votes: 3
Walter ScottI love singing Christmas carols. I know every harmony to every music-hall Christmas song. Votes: 3
Zooey DeschanelChristmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Votes: 3
Phyllis DillerI remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness ... Votes: 3
Garrison KeillorAren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. Votes: 3
Matt GroeningI write seven days a week, starting at 4 o'clock in the morning, including Christmas. Votes: 3
Dan BrownA Christian's celebration of Christmas should be a lot different from that of nonbelievers. Votes: 3
Monica JohnsonEvery day is Christmas. Everyday Christ embrace us with His love, peace and joy. Votes: 3
Lailah Gifty AkitaChristmas means Jesus came down and got involved in suffering. He hears your cries. Votes: 3
Timothy KellerThat's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Votes: 3
Jerry SeinfeldLast Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. Votes: 3
Terry AldertonEveryday should be Christmas. Christ first loved us, we ought to love one another. Votes: 3
Lailah Gifty AkitaI send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home. Votes: 3
Edward Rowland SillThe Nightmare Before Christmas is my number one biggest influence artistically in every way. Votes: 3
Amy Lee'The Nightmare Before Christmas' is my number one biggest influence artistically in every way. Votes: 3
Amy LeeChristmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family. Votes: 3
Charles M. SchulzBlessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. Votes: 3
Hamilton Wright MabieSome enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. Votes: 3
Jean KerrGifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. Votes: 3
Peg BrackenChristmas is believing that the salvation of the world is God's work, and not mine. Votes: 3
Henri NouwenFrom someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful! Votes: 3
Karl PilkingtonI went on iTunes and looked at versions of Christmas songs. Everyone has done them! Votes: 3
Vince ClarkeWhen there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday. Votes: 3
Ken ForeeFor Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included. Votes: 3
Milton BerleThis Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found. Votes: 3
Paul ParkRoses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. Votes: 3
Benny HillThose worship songs on the Christmas project will air on PBS television. That's highly unusual. Votes: 3
John TeshContemplating Christmas when you are isolated and far from home brings its own unique pain. Votes: 3
Amanda LindhoutOur whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas and usually in Aspen in the summer. Votes: 3
James CroninSo many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush. Votes: 3
Bonnie TylerThe only time I even entertain the tiniest element of religion is for Christmas carols. Votes: 3
Ian WatsonO Come, O Come, Emmanuel, come forth from deep within me with Christmas luminous beauty. Votes: 3
Edward M HaysAll the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ. Votes: 3
David JeremiahChristmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child. Votes: 3
William SaroyanThey've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones. Votes: 3
Milton BerlePfft, I hate Christmas Day. It's for children and families. Not for people like me. Votes: 3
Karl LagerfeldWe always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible. Votes: 3
Peter AgreMay you find love, joy and hope at Christmas and every day of your life. Votes: 3
Lailah Gifty AkitaI admit I have Mental Illness so please no more 'Fruit Cakes' for Christmas Please Votes: 3
Stanley Victor PaskavichYou can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father's face Votes: 3
John R. RiceI don't know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas Tree Agnostic. Votes: 3
Stephanie PerkinsMy grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points. Votes: 3
Margot KidderI've never had a cold Christmas, as I always spend it back home in Australia. Votes: 3
Mallory JansenOne thing I love about Christmas music is that it has a tradition of warmth. Votes: 3
Zooey DeschanelPray, dear madam, another glass; it is Christmas time, it will do you no harm. Votes: 3
William Makepeace ThackerayI hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself. Votes: 3
Rupert Penry-JonesIt was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead. Votes: 3
Laurell K. HamiltonMail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Votes: 3
Johnny CarsonGeorge Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive. Votes: 3
John SchuerholzI love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange. Votes: 3
Henny YoungmanChristmas it too large to be tucked away in the toe of a child's stocking. Votes: 3
Gerald Stanley LeePeace on earth and mercy mild are still possible. On Christmas Eve, all things are possible. Votes: 3
Gregg EasterbrookBest of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God Votes: 3
George McDougallWhat does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap? Votes: 3
Ian O'DohertyI think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance. Votes: 3
TobyMacI love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine. Votes: 3
Amy SmartMy mother cooked her last Christmas standing rib roast in 1987 and died a few weeks afterward. Votes: 3
Michelle HunevenI felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas. Votes: 3
Sylvia PlathYule"Yul log for the Christmas-fire tale-spinner"of fairy tales that can come true: Yul Brynner. Votes: 3
Marianne MooreI don't know if anybody's ever ready for another award season. It's kind of like Christmas. Votes: 3
James McAvoyThere is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas. Votes: 3
Henry Van DykeChristmas moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves & directs our thoughts to giving. Votes: 3
B. C. ForbesChristmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. Votes: 3
Andy BorowitzJesus experienced homelessness at Christmas so that we could experience a love we could never lose. Votes: 3
Timothy KellerIt's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's. Votes: 3
Joel McHaleYou might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. Votes: 3
Jeff FoxworthyStarting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas. Votes: 3
Albert BrooksChristmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. Votes: 3
Norman Vincent PealeNo matter where I am in the world, I will always be back home for Christmas. Votes: 3
Malaika Arora KhanChristmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th. Votes: 3
Emo PhilipsIt's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. Votes: 3
Christopher MooreIt's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. Votes: 3
David LettermanI like the idea of putting your Christmas wish list up and letting people share it. Votes: 3
Bill GatesI long to look at my holiday season with eyes that see the Christ in Christmas. Votes: 3
Ann Marie StewartOne of the things that Christmas reminds us is that Jesus Christ was once a child. Votes: 3
Hark Herald SarmientoThe two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. Votes: 3
Alice CooperChristmas is never over,unless you want it to be... Christmas is a state of mind. Votes: 3
Lauren MyracleI got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. Votes: 3
Robin TrowerI'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine. Votes: 3
Tucker CarlsonI give out Atlas Shrugged as Christmas presents, and I make all my interns read it. Votes: 3
Paul RyanWhen we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas' Votes: 3
Paul MersonChristmas is not a myth, not a tradition, not a dream. It is a glorious reality. Votes: 3
Billy GrahamChristmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends. Votes: 3
Larry WildeI'm not going to tell you to meditate on what Christmas really means and be thankful. Votes: 3
Monica JohnsonThree words for those who want to put the Christ back in Christmas: Jingle Bell Rock. Votes: 3
Christopher HitchensI'm not going to tell you to meditate on what Christmas really means and be thankful. Votes: 3
Monica Mcgowan JohnsonYou fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You'd make a fortune. Votes: 3
Ilona AndrewsThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Votes: 3
Erma BombeckBesides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on. Votes: 3
Chris FrantzYou can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. Votes: 3
Kevin McAllisterThere's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world. Votes: 3
Bob NewhartFor many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. Votes: 3
Queen Elizabeth IIOpened Christmas cards hum to me the hymn of love and teach me the sacrament of correspondence. Votes: 3
Edward M HaysThere is probably no greater anxiety in life than going home to visit your mother for Christmas. Votes: 3
Suzanne Falter-BarnsWhen it comes to kindness, paying it forward, and good deeds, every day should be like Christmas. Votes: 3
Brenda PriddyTaking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical. Votes: 3
Greg FitzsimmonsWithout Christ there would be no Christmas and without Christ there can be no fulness of JOY Votes: 3
Ezra Taft BensonPlease to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! Votes: 3
Phyllis McGinleyGod pays twice as much attention on Christmas, like the media when a white kid goes missing. Votes: 3
Stan SmithThe dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family. Votes: 3
Heidi MontagI bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in. Votes: 3
Milton BerleA new star, the Christ child, God's gift to mankind; these are what Christmas is made of. Votes: 3
Richelle E. GoodrichKenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! Votes: 3
Norm MacDonaldThe earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.... Votes: 3
Phillips BrooksDon't let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. Votes: 3
Taylor CaldwellThe only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. Votes: 3
Helen KellerThe wonder of Christmas is that the God Who lived with us can now live within us. Votes: 3
Roy LessinThe best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. Votes: 3
Olivia WilliamsO Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine! To fold a world in the embrace of God! Votes: 3
Guy Wetmore CarrylChristmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. Votes: 3
Phillips BrooksChristmas: the one time of year when you canât avoid the nuts in your family muesli. Votes: 3
Charles StrossEven though Christmas can be a lot of work, we all know the bustle is worth the bother. Votes: 3
Lady Bird JohnsonGod put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. Votes: 3
Bil KeaneIn France, Christmas is a family holiday. You stay home. New Year's Eve is when you go out. Votes: 3
Alain DucasseI was a homely kid with freckles that came out every spring and stuck on me till Christmas. Votes: 3
Myrna LoyI might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas. Votes: 3
Gary BarlowA very Merry Christmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear. Votes: 3
John LennonChristmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive. Votes: 3
Stephen FryI love the smell of a real Christmas tree - also, my mum's Christmas pudding with brandy sauce. Votes: 3
Mallory JansenCongress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? Votes: 3
Bob HopeFrom a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. Votes: 3
Katharine WhitehornA typical Christmas is me shucking oysters. I love them and I always get them in at Christmas. Votes: 3
Hugh BonnevilleI had a nice time over Christmas. I watched EastEnders - blimey, that makes my job look easy! Votes: 3
Mick McCarthyI have a sort of Christmas-morning sense of the library as a big box full of beautiful books. Votes: 3
Audrey NiffeneggerI'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame. Votes: 3
Brad PaisleyNext to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Votes: 3
Kin HubbardLike kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa. Votes: 3
Barbara KingsolverChrist comes among us at Christmas: it is the perfect time for a personal encounter with the Lord. Votes: 3
Pope FrancisOne Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. Votes: 3
Mo RoccaAs a very young man growing up in Texas, usually I got a shotgun or cowboy boots for Christmas. Votes: 3
Robert WilsonI don't go back home to Sardinia as much as I would like, just for Christmas and family events. Votes: 3
Caterina MurinoIt's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year. Votes: 3
Stevie WonderAll I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth! Votes: 3
Donald Yetter GardnerBut Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year. Votes: 3
Trishelle CannatellaA born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? Votes: 3
ShyheimChristmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family. Votes: 3
Ronald ReaganBless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. Votes: 3
Helen Steiner RiceAt Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldGrief is a room without doors - but somehow, with its tinsel and cliches, Christmas finds a way in. Votes: 3
Simon Van BooyMankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. Votes: 3
Pope John XXIIIWe never really had any kind of a Christmas. This is one part where my memory fails me completely. Votes: 3
Frank McCourtI always like to serve the people some good soul music, and Christmas was just the cherry on top. Votes: 3
V. BozemanMankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas." Votes: 3
Pope John XXIIIAt Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht. Votes: 3
Milton BerleTanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas Votes: 3
Derek LandyI say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Votes: 3
Bill WattersonWhat is the message of Christmas? It is the birth of the One who promised peace, joy and love. Votes: 3
Ravi ZachariasI gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size. Votes: 3
Milton BerleI've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. Votes: 3
Brian PosehnChristmas is telling you that you could never get to heaven on your own. God had to come to you. Votes: 3
Timothy KellerI once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Votes: 3
Bernard ManningThe cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. Votes: 3
Johnny VegasMy father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldOne of the best Christmas presents I ever got was the globe that I now keep right beside my desk. Votes: 3
Tess GerritsenThe title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. Votes: 3
Patti PageHow do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot. Votes: 3
Christina ApplegateIf God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas? Votes: 3
Dana GouldI grew up as a photo nut. Every Christmas I would get a new camera. It's a huge part of my life. Votes: 3
Kevin Systrom