1 ."Harry's penis was vibrating as though an electric
charge was surging through it...
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2. "'Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.'
Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the
lengths. "
3 "'You talk about penises like they've got feelings,'
said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves. "'
4. "Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he'd
jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's
nostrils. "
5. "Draco's sleek, black penis. Identical to his father's
penis as far as Harry could remember."
6. "'EXPECTO PATRONUM!' Harry yelled. Nothing
happened...
Expecto Patronum!
Harry gripped his penis tighter and shook it up and
down until a thick, whispy white substance
protruded from the end of it."
7 "Ron struggled for a moment before managing to
extract his penis from his trousers...
...'It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you
packed my old jeans, they're tight!' 'Oh, I'm so sorry,'
hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a
suggestion as to where Ron could stick his penis
instead."
8. "'Your father, on the other hand, favored a
mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
9. '"Now, Harry,' said Lockhart. 'When Draco points
his penis at you, you do this.'
. He raised his own penis, attempted a complicated
sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked
as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, 'Whoops —
my penis is a little overexcited. "'
10. "'There was a moment, in the graveyard, where
Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected. "'
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1 1 . "Snape lay panting on the ground. James and
Sirius advanced on him, penises raised..."
12. "There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly
found out, than waving your penis and saying a few
funny words."
13. "Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea
bush, straightened up and stared around...
...There were several faces peering through various
nearby windows. Harry stuffed his penis hastily back
into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
14. '"Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione
shouted. "
Your wand. Harry! Your wand!
15. "'There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly
incantations in this class. "
16. "Harry looked down at his own penis. He could
see finger marks all over it...
.He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried
to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks
shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a
very patronizing look, and he desisted.'
17. "Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining
Harry's penis than anyone else's."
18. '"It's the way you're moving your penis,' said
Hermione, watching Ron critically..
...'You don't want to wave it, it's more of a sharp JAB."'
19. "Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry
looked at the floor, He wished Ron would put his penis
down."
20. "'Penis weighing?' Harry repeated nervously...
..'We have to check that your penises are fully
functional, no problems you know, as they're your
most important tools in the task ahead,' said Bagman."
21 . "He bent over his trunk again, but almost
immediately stood up once more, his hand clenched
on his penis."
1 ."Harry's penis was vibrating as though an electric
charge was surging through it...
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2. "'Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.'
Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the
lengths. "
3 "'You talk about penises like they've got feelings,'
said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves. "'
4. "Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he'd
jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's
nostrils. "
5. "Draco's sleek, black penis. Identical to his father's
penis as far as Harry could remember."
6. "'EXPECTO PATRONUM!' Harry yelled. Nothing
happened...
Expecto Patronum!
Harry gripped his penis tighter and shook it up and
down until a thick, whispy white substance
protruded from the end of it."
7 "Ron struggled for a moment before managing to
extract his penis from his trousers...
...'It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you
packed my old jeans, they're tight!' 'Oh, I'm so sorry,'
hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a
suggestion as to where Ron could stick his penis
instead."
8. "'Your father, on the other hand, favored a
mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
9. '"Now, Harry,' said Lockhart. 'When Draco points
his penis at you, you do this.'
. He raised his own penis, attempted a complicated
sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked
as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, 'Whoops —
my penis is a little overexcited. "'
10. "'There was a moment, in the graveyard, where
Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected. "'
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1 1 . "Snape lay panting on the ground. James and
Sirius advanced on him, penises raised..."
12. "There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly
found out, than waving your penis and saying a few
funny words."
13. "Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea
bush, straightened up and stared around...
...There were several faces peering through various
nearby windows. Harry stuffed his penis hastily back
into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
14. '"Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione
shouted. "
Your wand. Harry! Your wand!
15. "'There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly
incantations in this class. "
16. "Harry looked down at his own penis. He could
see finger marks all over it...
.He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried
to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks
shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a
very patronizing look, and he desisted.'
17. "Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining
Harry's penis than anyone else's."
18. '"It's the way you're moving your penis,' said
Hermione, watching Ron critically..
...'You don't want to wave it, it's more of a sharp JAB."'
19. "Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry
looked at the floor, He wished Ron would put his penis
down."
20. "'Penis weighing?' Harry repeated nervously...
..'We have to check that your penises are fully
functional, no problems you know, as they're your
most important tools in the task ahead,' said Bagman."
21 . "He bent over his trunk again, but almost
immediately stood up once more, his hand clenched
on his penis."
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