Quotes about Clown

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Votes: 6

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. Votes: 4

I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality. Votes: 4

I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves. Votes: 4

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on. Votes: 3

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown. Votes: 3

My school was really small, but I was called the Class Clown! Votes: 3

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals. Votes: 3

I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown. Votes: 3

I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all. Votes: 3

It wouldn't be right for me to clown around when I'm painting a president. Votes: 3

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. Votes: 3

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown Votes: 3

My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown. Votes: 3

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers. Votes: 3

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. Votes: 3

I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us. Votes: 3

In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while. Votes: 3

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years. Votes: 3

The usual rejoinder to someone who says 'They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Galileo' is to say 'But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown'. Votes: 3

I was named Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. Votes: 3

Clown' was written when I couldn't find anyone who believed in me as an artist. Maybe those labels will think twice next time a young songwriter comes along. Votes: 3

Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show his face at an antiwar rally. Votes: 3

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Votes: 3

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul. Votes: 3

Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks. Votes: 3

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up. Votes: 3

People are always saying that I must have been the class clown, with all these voices. No, I was way too shy to be the class clown; I was a class clown's writer. Votes: 3

A little madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King, But God be with the Clown, Who ponders this tremendous scene-- This whole experiment in green, As if it were his own! Votes: 3

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. Votes: 3

I am preppy, geek-chic with a touch of Bozo the Clown with a touch of 'Showgirls.' Sometimes, I look at myself and think I should put on a red nose, white face and maybe entertain some kids. Votes: 3

The Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely for three months. You can hear the clarity of my thinking and of my speech on that album. Votes: 3

I was always the Class Clown and over time became very good at it. I started doing comedy on stage at the Dallas Comedy Corner where I honed my skills by watching guys like Garry Shandling, Robin Williams, Jay Lena and more. Votes: 3

Clowning is a trick to get love close. I can hug 99 percent of people in the first second of contact if I'm in my clown character. The clown assumes your humanity. It assumes that, whatever trauma you've had, you can still love yourself. Votes: 3

I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool. Votes: 3

Look, you couldn't pay me to listen to their music, but I still feel like I have more in common with Insane Clown Posse than I do with someone who just sits on the sidelines and shits on other people's work and who never puts themselves on the line. Votes: 3

Things are going to go wrong, and I think we are false to life if we don't portray it. But there is also the hope that some lucky clown is going to come along and stumble into the gold mine. And I think you are also entitled to hold out that hope. Votes: 3

The role of a clown and a physician are the same - it's to elevate the possible and to relieve suffering. Votes: 2

Dare to wear the foolish clown face. Votes: 1

By blood a king, in heart a clown. Votes: 1

I was a class clown since second grade. Votes: 1

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that. Votes: 1

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Votes: 1

I'd never want to be Gene Simmons, an old man who puts on makeup to entertain kids, like a clown going to work. Votes: 1

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments. Votes: 1

As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely take on wacky characters. Votes: 1

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments. Votes: 1

I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable. Votes: 1

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me. Votes: 1

I remember in the circus learning that the clown was the prince, the high prince. I always thought that the high prince was the lion or the magician, but the clown is the most important. Votes: 1

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. Votes: 1

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. Votes: 1

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' Votes: 1

I'm a clown, which could be a public health role. I'm really interested in moving our society away from a society needing Xanax and Prozac, and that is really feeling depressed, to one that is celebrating, and so I find just walking around in colorful clothes, people smile. Votes: 1

I was always a clown. In the eighth grade I won a city speech contest by doing an Eddie Murphy routine. I'm no good at public speaking, but if I can assume a role and speak as that person, then I'm fine. When I had to give a book report, I always did it in character. Votes: 1

People speak of the fear of the blank canvas as though it is a temporary hesitation, a trembling moment of self-doubt. For me it was more like being abducted from my bed by a clown, thrust into a circus arena with a wicker chair, and told to tame a pissed-off lion in front of an expectant crowd. Votes: 1

For bipolar in adults, I think there's pretty good agreement about what this looks like. For bipolar in children, there is some considerable debate about where are the boundaries. At the mild end, are these just kids who are active? Is this the class clown at the very severe - is this something other than a mood disorder? Votes: 1

My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who have had gastric bypass or lap-band surgery, and they still have to work out. If you don't work out and eat healthy, you'll look like a melted candle. Votes: 1

I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don't know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up. Votes: 1

I was a class clown. Votes: 0

I was a class clown. Votes: 0

All the world loves a clown. Votes: 0

I was always the class clown. Votes: 0

I really wasn't a class clown. Votes: 0

Nobody likes a clown at midnight Votes: 0

A clown can get away with murder. Votes: 0

Never underestimate a clown with a book. Votes: 0

I was the hallway clown in high school. Votes: 0

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too. Votes: 0

I am a clown...and I collect moments. Votes: 0

I was the class clown type of guy. Votes: 0

I am a clown, just without the painted smile. Votes: 0

I was always a bit of a class clown. Votes: 0

There is no room in baseball for a clown. Votes: 0

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. Votes: 0

I'm not a clown but I'm not an academic either. Votes: 0

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? Votes: 0

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully. Votes: 0

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown. Votes: 0

I made a living out of being a class clown. Votes: 0

I made a living out of being a class clown Votes: 0

PROPAGANDA (PROP-A-GANDER)An evil grin behind a smiling clown's maskKamil Ali Votes: 0

Even at Westchester High in West LA, I was class clown. Votes: 0

I suppose that I'm fairly comfortable with the clown hat on. Votes: 0

I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body. Votes: 0

I sort of think of myself as part priest, part clown. Votes: 0

I was two votes away from class clown in high school. Votes: 0

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. Votes: 0

Give a clown your finger, and he will take your hand. Votes: 0

Uncertain whose the narrowest span,--the clown unread, or half-read gentleman. Votes: 0

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. Votes: 0

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown. Votes: 0

Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter. Votes: 0

I often do very serious roles, but really I am a big clown. Votes: 0

Socially, it is funny. People are annoyed because, really who is a clown?. Votes: 0

As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer. Votes: 0

The usual dog about the town is much inclined to play the clown. Votes: 0

It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense. Votes: 0

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown. Votes: 0

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see. Votes: 0

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass, Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. Votes: 0

Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown. Votes: 0

The thing I gravitated to was being the class clown. It was very competitive. Votes: 0

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown. Votes: 0

What the banker sighs for, the meanest clown may have-leisure and a quiet mind. Votes: 0

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things. Votes: 0

I'm more of an 'erotic clown,' it doesn't fall into the female category. Votes: 0

I would rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown. Votes: 0

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown. Votes: 0

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown Votes: 0

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from. Votes: 0

I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown! Votes: 0

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose. Votes: 0

My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family. Votes: 0

My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family Votes: 0

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. Votes: 0

I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention. Votes: 0

People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown. Votes: 0

People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown." Votes: 0

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown. Votes: 0

Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers. Votes: 0

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' Votes: 0

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh? Votes: 0

Somebody said they seen her heading out of town, now she ran away with a rodeo clown. Votes: 0

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. Votes: 0

The writer's job is the job of a clown …the clown who also talks about sorrow. Votes: 0

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen. Votes: 0

I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside. Votes: 0

I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not. Votes: 0

A clown on a throne is still a clown. A king in rags is still a king. Votes: 0

I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people. Votes: 0

We runnin around in thousand-dollar clown suits, Better get some boots when Lucifer turn your city to Beirut. Votes: 0

You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. Demi Lovato Votes: 0

Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer. Votes: 0

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. Votes: 0

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters. Votes: 0

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. Votes: 0

Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world. Votes: 0

I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown. Votes: 0

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. Votes: 0

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. Votes: 0

I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus. Votes: 0

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown." Votes: 0

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. Votes: 0

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. Votes: 0

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids. Votes: 0

I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis. Votes: 0

It's really easy with makeup to look like you're trying too hard, like a clown. That's not what you want! Votes: 0

I don't know what happiness is. I don't know what sweet caress is. Still, I'm always laughing like a clown. Votes: 0

Buchanan's constant crowing about his great victory only added to the perception that he was a clown; a blithering buffoon. Votes: 0

When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside. Votes: 0

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic. Votes: 0

Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus. Votes: 0

I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. I've done it all. I've worked as a clown, literally, at children's parties. Votes: 0

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown. Votes: 0

Lonely dissent doesn't feel like going to school dressed in black. It feels like going to school wearing a clown suit. Votes: 0

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. Votes: 0

There's some sad things known to man, but ain't too much sadder than, the tears of a clown when noones around. Votes: 0

A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can't play the part of a wise man. Votes: 0

Think about the fool who by his virtue can be found in a most unusual situation playing jester to the clown. Votes: 0

I took a clown class at NYU - that's where I met June Diane Raphael, my writing partner and best friend. Votes: 0

I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. Votes: 0

For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown. Votes: 0

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown. Votes: 0

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made. Votes: 0

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it! Votes: 0

The medical clown connects with patients in a way that is markedly different from the rest of their experience in the hospital. Votes: 0

I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor. Votes: 0

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance. Votes: 0

If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know? Votes: 0

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. Votes: 0

Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It's less predictable, it's more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee. Votes: 0

Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown. Votes: 0

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. Votes: 0

when the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once. Votes: 0

At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person. Votes: 0

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. Votes: 0

Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a clown. Votes: 0

A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit. Votes: 0

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs. Votes: 0

I think of [street food] as the antidote to fast food; it's the clear alternative to the king, the clown and the colonel. Votes: 0

I was a terrible painter - my portraits looked like the evil chimera love-children of Picasso's demoiselles and the BBC test card clown. Votes: 0

I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium. Votes: 0

The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one. Votes: 0

I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I'd do little unexpected performances. Votes: 0

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets. Votes: 0

To all the person whom I made laugh,I wonder who will be the one to put a smile on my face-a clown's message Votes: 0

The day I need a television puppet or clown to tell my children what's right and what's wrong, I'll bow out as a mother. Votes: 0

When the whole world turns clown, and paints itself red with its own hearts blood instead of vermilion, it is something else than comic. Votes: 0

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. Votes: 0

My paranoia wasn't always right, but just to be on the safe side, I never went to sleep with a clown in the room. Votes: 0

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs. Votes: 0

I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown. Votes: 0

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo. Votes: 0

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. Votes: 0

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it? Votes: 0

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make fun of people. Votes: 0

It's kind of fun to be a clown. I've always played the clown. The clowns come on, get the biggest, juiciest laughs, and then leave. Votes: 0

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. Votes: 0

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh . Votes: 0

I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really wanted to be. Votes: 0

I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a little bit loopy. Votes: 0

I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of ran in the family. Votes: 0

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me. Votes: 0

I loved performing; I was always trying to impress my siblings by being a clown. I think that came from being the runt of the litter. Votes: 0

As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee down. Votes: 0

I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what? Never heard of him. Votes: 0

The comic spirit masquerades in all things we say and do. We are each a clown and do not need to put on a white face. Votes: 0

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. Votes: 0

A candy coloured clown they call the sandman Tiptoes into my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and whisper; "Go to sleep, everything is alright" Votes: 0

I'm not very good in a classroom sort of setting. I never was. I was kind of a clown in high school - got suspended a lot. Votes: 0

You never have a comedian who hasn't got a very deep strain of sadness within him or her. Every great clown has been very near to tragedy. Votes: 0

Satan, you clown, you want to dissolve me with your charms. Well, I want it. I want it! Stab me with a pitchfork, sprinkle me with fire!" Votes: 0

I realized that democracy is indivisible, or rather, that freedom is indivisible. There are many clown-democracies in the Arab world, which have nothing to do with freedom. Votes: 0

What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown. Votes: 0

I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown. Votes: 0

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. Votes: 0

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser. Votes: 0

As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've refrained from bouncing off the walls. Votes: 0

I always tell people that if you get upset over what someone says, imagine him or her with a clown's nose on and you won't get so angry. Votes: 0

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show. Votes: 0

I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who is not so much "crazy" as "annoying." Votes: 0

I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown, but I knew I had this skill. Votes: 0

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood. Votes: 0

Expression is the dress of thought, and still Appears more decent as more suitable; A vile conceit in pompous words express'd, Is like a clown in regal purple dress'd. Votes: 0

My ideas are a curse. They spring from a radical discontent with the awful order of things. I play clown. I play carpenter. I play nurse. I play witch. Votes: 0

I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I've come out with a smile. Votes: 0

We have Trumpist (ph) tendencies in Europe. Look up Marine Le Pen in France. Look at the Five Star Movement headed by a clown by profession, Beppe Grillo, in Italy. Votes: 0

I think a lot of people assume from my music and stuff I'm constantly talking about deep and meaningful things, but then with my friends I'm just a class clown. Votes: 0

Kill you all!" The clown was laughing and screaming. "Try to stop me and I'll kill you all! Drive you crazy and then kill you all! You can't stop me! Votes: 0

I was this kid who never sat down. Nobody liked me? Well, I'd make sure they'd like me. I was the class clown, always doing crazy stuff and causing riots. Votes: 0

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck. Votes: 0

Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird! No hungry generations tread thee down;The voice I hear this passing night was heard In ancient days by emperor and clown.. Votes: 0

I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school plays and trying out all kinds of different stuff. Votes: 0

Sometimes, I get in a mindset where I don't like my own music. I hate yourself and my music because I'm doing it every day. I feel like a clown. Votes: 0

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. Votes: 0

Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was heard In ancient days by emperor and clown. Votes: 0

When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway booth; and passersby can bean you with a ball. Votes: 0

At school, I was the classroom clown - I was always being thrown out for being naughty. Before I left, a teacher called me in and suggested I became an actor. Votes: 0

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting. Votes: 0

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're done with me, I go back in my box. Votes: 0

I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything"”sing, dance and above all, make people laugh. Votes: 0

I'm training to become a giggle doctor. It's a kind of hospital clown who changes the atmosphere on the ward and helps recovery. It's about making patients laugh but also much more. Votes: 0

Ahmadinejad is just a buffoon, sort of a clown on the international scene who tries to be provocative so he can get his name in the paper and his face on television. Votes: 0

It was an overcast late November morning, the grass splintered by hoarfrost, and winter grinning through the gaps in the clouds like a bad clown peering through the curtains before the show begins. Votes: 0

You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown and they understand that and so these interviews don't bother them. Votes: 0

Let me ask you: Who do you prefer, a clown organizing your menu - with all due respect to Mr. McDonald - or a chef? I do believe it's a very simple answer. Votes: 0

The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It was - it really is, I have a career despite myself. Votes: 0

To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn't need to find that gag in a line. Votes: 0

David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out. Votes: 0

Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around. Votes: 0

Chris O'Dowd is a very special talent. He's one of those very, very rare actors who can be the clown, or he can be the straight man playing off the clown, in a scene. Votes: 0

Picasso has a volatile, explosive presence. He seems to take art back to an earlier function, before the centuries of museums and masterpieces; he is the artist as clown, as conjurer, as master funmaker. Votes: 0

I think I'll be a clown when I get grown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off. Votes: 0

A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play. Votes: 0