Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges. Votes: 4
Bob DylanNil Sine Magno Labore ("Nothing without great effort") --Motto of Brooklyn College Votes: 3
Tony-Paul de VissageMost people don't understand the Electoral College; they don't know why it exists. Votes: 3
Tom GolisanoCollege just didn't even have computers for an under-curriculum when I started college. Votes: 3
Steve WozniakWhat we're about is a manifestation of the Catholic roots of Boston College. Votes: 3
William P. LeahyThe Electoral College has been with us since the first days of America. Votes: 3
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodCollege professors have two bad traits. They are logical and they are easily flattered. Votes: 3
Gertrude SteinCollege inspired me to think differently. It's like no other time in your life. Votes: 3
Larisa OleynikFrom 1931 to 1937, I was a Fellow and Lecturer in Economics at Hertford College, Oxford. Votes: 3
James MeadeI travelled to California when I was 18 and went to Los Angeles State College. Votes: 3
Robert VaughnBeing honored at Berklee College of Music; I got a doctorate. I am Doctor Patti. Votes: 3
Patti LaBelleBeing considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree. Votes: 3
Marian Wright Edelman'College Road Trip' is colorless. It's not a black film. It's not a white film. Votes: 3
Kym WhitleyCollege is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep...but you can only choose two. Votes: 3
Andy SternI think the Electoral College is an absurd 18th-century construct. But that is the law. Votes: 3
David RemnickCollege is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink Votes: 3
Chuck PalahniukI was educated at King's College, Taunton and went to the University of Cambridge in 1942. Votes: 3
Antony HewishCollege was a blast. My three years of college were the best years of my life. Votes: 3
Mark TeixeiraI went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew. Votes: 3
Gary GulmanA college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself. Votes: 3
Thomas EhrlichCollege was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. Votes: 3
Bill CosbyCollege students who tend to study alone learn more over time than those who work in groups. Votes: 3
Susan CainI graduated from CUNY College of Staten Island with a 3.9 GPA in three and a half years. Votes: 3
Vinny GuadagninoAs reporters in State College, there was a joke. We used to call Penn State, the Kremlin. Votes: 3
Rodney EricksonAnyway, when I was a kid, I dutifully went to the Sydney Technical and Fine Arts College. Votes: 3
Rod TaylorI always say that I went to the College of Blossoms and the University of Ray Charles. Votes: 3
Merry ClaytonIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. Votes: 3
Frank ZappaIn the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated. Votes: 3
Walter AnnenbergIt is, Sir, as I have said, a small College, And yet, there are those who love it. Votes: 3
Daniel WebsterI was at Emily Carr College of Art and Design in Vancouver for four years, and I loved it. Votes: 3
Douglas CouplandI am not some preaching farmer with a book under my arm; I am a graduate of Harvard College. Votes: 3
Samuel ParrisOne of the greatest joys in my life was giving a lecture in French at the College de France. Votes: 3
James CroninWhen we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable. Votes: 2
William J. ClintonENERGY IS EVERYTHING!IT'S EVEN INSIDE OF THE WORD"EVERYTHING"! Votes: 1
Qwana M. BabyGirl Reynolds-FrasierWRITERS ARE "SPIRITIAL VENTRILOQUIST" WHO HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE PAPER TALK! Votes: 1
Qwana M. BabyGirl Reynolds-FrasierMENTOR signifies:M = MotivatorE = EmpowersN = NurtureT = Teacher O = Originator R = Role model Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaEducation is acquisition of intellectual knowledge to be what we ought to be. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaWith great enthusiasm and determination you will master the art in your field. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaDo not dwell on the past. Focus on the precious moments and gracious future. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaIt is the possibility of the dream, which quickens my spirit to take action. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaYour VISION and your self-willingness is the MOST powerful elements to conquer your goal Votes: 1
Rashedur Ryan RahmanEncouragement is a fire of flame. It refreshes the soul and revives the spirit. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaMy priority is not about grades. I seek yearn for knowledge, skills and wisdom. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaI did not know of any single soul who succeed in life without a mentorship. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaWhat else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? Votes: 1
Bret Easton EllisHow could he encapsulate in a pithy admissions-interview line all of his unique ideas and interests? Votes: 1
Alexandra RobbinsIf you want to be a graduate student, you have to fall in love with reading. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaHow could we have improved ourselves, if we had not dared to read, learn and write? Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaEvery beginner possesses a great potential to be an expert in his or her chosen field. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaMy ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzSo often we quit on the first failure. We must persistent long enough to achieve success. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaEducation is one of the greatest gift for mankind. Each one of us must seek this enlightenment. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaShe glared at me. I didn't care. One word was playing a loop in my heaad: mine. Votes: 1
Kristen CallihanGive yourself a great self-respect to know who you are then your confidence will shine on you Votes: 1
Rashedur Ryan RahmanSome people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out. Votes: 1
Mark TwainTell me, who in this life, were never guided in course of their realization of their goal? Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaI am so glad; I had the opportunity to study at University of Jena, the city of light. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaEvery year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. Votes: 1
John GreenIt is a healthy approach not to expect persons to turn out precisely how you would have wished. Votes: 1
Criss JamiRead a short story every day. By the end of the week you would have read volumes of stories. Votes: 1
Lailah Gifty AkitaQuinton: I think if every person had a Nova Reed in this world, then life would be a little sunnier. Votes: 1
Jessica SorensenTo be a writer you have to write -- and no academic degree is going to do the writing for you. Votes: 1
Michelle RichmondI did not take a calculus course until my second year of college. Votes: 0
Robert Coleman RichardsonI wanted to go to a good college, and my mind was set on Wellesley. Votes: 0
Marjory Stoneman DouglasI'm always studying. I probably wrote the most papers of any college quarterback.
Robert Griffin IIIWhat every college must do is hold up before the young the spectacle of greatness.
Henry Steele CommagerThe first time I spoke to a group this large was at my college commencement in 1969.
Hillary ClintonIf you decide you don't have to get A's, you can learn an enormous amount in college.
Isidor Isaac RabiWalking by yourself in the rain is for college kids who think loneliness makes poets.
Peter S. BeagleMy mistake was assuming that when I got to college, people would not be such assholes.
Jennifer EcholsAnd I finished college because I thought how much it would upset my parents if I didnt.
Harry MathewsIf anything, I was the opposite of most college students who think they can do anything.
Annie BakerIf I had stayed with football in college, I probably would have been a first-round pick.
Antonio GatesThe more riots that come out of our college campuses, the better the world for tomorrow.
William Allen WhiteI want to make college tuition-free for the middle class and debt-free for everyone else.
Hillary ClintonI didn't want to go to college. I wanted to move to Los Angeles right out of high school.
Jenna FischerIn college, you're kind of designing who you want to be. And I wanted to be a big reader.
Josh RadnorWhat school, college, or lecture bring men depends on what men bring to carry it home in.
Ralph Waldo EmersonWhen I went to college, I wasn't interested in fashion anymore - I was interested in art.
Stephen SprousePlus models have personal trainers and go to college.We're not obese, or lazy, or stupid.
Whitney ThompsonI played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.
Charles BarkleyI've been college, but to be truthfully frank, weed is knowledge because it makes me think
Keith MurrayIt's not a college degree that makes a writer. The great thing is to have a story to tell.
Polly AdlerI was a short order cook in a pool hall in college. So I am the fastest cook in the world.
Sharon StoneI went to school for marketing for one year before I dropped out of college to make music.
Theophilus LondonWhen I was in college, I had only one ambition that one day I would like to be a director.
Yash ChopraPink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.
Ozzy OsbourneSelling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
Bill MaherCommunity college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"
Chris RockI really did graduate at 14, and I go to college in the Los Angeles area near where I live.
Danielle PanabakerI see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.
Greg ProopsWhen I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.
Emo PhilipsThere's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California.
Roberto BolanoI think if I had one year of college, I'd have done better with the mental part [of the NBA].
Jermaine O'NealHappiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
Johnny CarsonI started out as a box boy. You know, I didn't go to college, and I did well in supermarkets.
Ronald Burklea college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes
Cole PorterThe resources of a university, of a college, should not be wasted in merely academic pursuits.
Howard ZinnI used to act in college, but always comedy. Didn't do [William] Shakespeare - did Ben Jonson.
Margaret AtwoodLearning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.
Mark TwainI've lost my writing skills since college. I couldn't write a book. It would take a long time.
Stephen MalkmusThe individual college youth cannot wait forever until the problem of his education is decided.
Charles Hamilton HoustonAt the same time, I went through college, received a Ph.D. and started to teach. I wrote books.
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellI used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
Joan Walsh AnglundIn the world of entrepreneurs, you don't need a college education. You need a proper education.
Robert KiyosakiBloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof.
Roky EricksonCollege is part of the American dream. It shouldnt be part of a financial nightmare for families
Barbara MikulskiEven though he lived on the beach in college, he didn't have a tan. Now that's a serious player!
Bill FitchThat is especially important as more young people must take on huge debt loads to go to college.
Elizabeth WarrenFed and electoral college could use some tinkering, but they are not the source of the problems.
Noam ChomskyI always loved doing productions in school. In college, I started getting a little more serious.
Peter JacobsonMy sister started acting professionally when she was twelve, but I wanted to go to college first
Rooney MaraI always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
Amy SchumerI thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)
Bum PhillipsMy advice to the college kids would be make sure you get your degree and then go after the dream.
Cung LeThe price of a college education should never include a 1 in 5 chance of being sexually assaulted.
Claire McCaskillI had gained so much confidence through my college achievements that I wanted to tackle the world.
Donna Rice HughesOne of the greatest benefits of the revolution is that even our prostitutes are college graduates.
Fidel CastroI want you to go to the Ancient Languages Department at Trinity College tomorrow morning, Ms.Lane.
Karen Marie MoningI finished high school, so now I'm planning to take a few classes in college when I'm not working.
Megan LeeIn college, the fans cheer the whole game, from start to finish. In the NBA it's really laid back.
Nate RobinsonI did a couple of plays in junior high school, maybe high school, and then I did a play in college.
Jodie FosterSmoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.
P. J. O'RourkeExtreme busyness, whether at school or college, kirk or market, is a symptom of deficient vitality.
Robert Louis StevensonI don't think that players learn how to play any other aspect of the game in high school or college.
Oscar RobertsonWomen are the volatile vote at the end-particularly independent, non-college-educated married women.
Celinda LakeHelen Keller was blind and deaf when she graduated from college with honors. So what's your problem?
Charles StanleyI havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures.
Chris BoshPeople got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students.
J. LynnA fantasy of mine is to have an orgy with about six young college guys ranging from 18 to 22 in age.
Ted HaggardCollege isn't necessary for everybody and it's only from what you put into it what you go there for.
Tom HanksThe press is the exclusive literature of the million; to them it is literature, church, and college.
Wendell Phillips