Quotes about Cookies

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies! Votes: 5

Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them. Votes: 5

I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. Votes: 5

Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. Votes: 5

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. Votes: 5

Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day. Votes: 4

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies Votes: 3

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Votes: 3

A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands. Votes: 3

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. Votes: 3

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. Votes: 3

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. Votes: 3

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. Votes: 3

Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. Votes: 3

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. Votes: 3

Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better. Votes: 3

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. Votes: 3

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! Votes: 3

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Votes: 3

I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. Votes: 3

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. Votes: 3

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. Votes: 3

There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun. Votes: 3

I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love. Votes: 3

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. Votes: 3

A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I'll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing. Votes: 3

I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience. Votes: 3

Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense. Votes: 3

A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week. Votes: 3

Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments. Votes: 3

I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. Votes: 2

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. Votes: 2

Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second. Votes: 2

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. Votes: 2

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. Votes: 2

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. Votes: 2

Aside from the obvious chocolate cookies and ice cream, chocolate can be used in a variety of ways for desserts. Votes: 2

Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal. Votes: 2

Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. Votes: 2

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies. Votes: 2

I've been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies. Votes: 2

Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen. It's fun whether it's baking bread or cookies. With baking, you have to be exact when it comes to ingredients. Votes: 2

Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories. Votes: 2

Christmas for me is all about spending time with my family. I cherish any chance we have to spend all day together making gingerbread houses, baking cookies, or sitting around and watching movies. Votes: 2

Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe. Votes: 2

My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving butter cookies extruded from a metal press and pastel bonbons ordered from See's. Votes: 2

Honestly, my sales pitch when I was a kid was, 'You don't want these Girl Scout cookies, do you?' If I had to push my own books, I'd stop writing. I hate the conflation of marketing and writing. Votes: 2

I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays. Votes: 2

On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies. Votes: 2

I'm lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. Votes: 2

Life is like a box of cookies. Votes: 1

Remember, there are cookies waiting here for you. Votes: 1

Joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies. That's how well they go together. Votes: 1

God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies. Votes: 1

I love oatmeal raisin cookies. Votes: 0

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. Votes: 0

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos Votes: 0

Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery Votes: 0

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. Votes: 0

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.. Votes: 0

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies. Votes: 0

After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better. Votes: 0

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes! Votes: 0

I looked at the canine companion. "Me cookies. You stay. Votes: 0

She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies. Votes: 0

I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies Votes: 0

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies. Votes: 0

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too? Votes: 0

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare. Votes: 0

I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her! Votes: 0

I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never. Votes: 0

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. Votes: 0

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! Votes: 0

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole. Votes: 0

I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever. Votes: 0

People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American. Votes: 0

Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. Votes: 0

Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra Votes: 0

Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher) Votes: 0

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. Votes: 0

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. Votes: 0

I would rather have cookies in my jacket pockets than a chain around my dog's neck. Votes: 0

I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies. Votes: 0

I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne. Votes: 0

If you can't change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world? Votes: 0

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies. Votes: 0

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all. Votes: 0

All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore. Votes: 0

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though. Votes: 0

I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world. Votes: 0

If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story. Votes: 0

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. Votes: 0

I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day. Votes: 0

I can't believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth) Votes: 0

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. Votes: 0

I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find. Votes: 0

I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies. Votes: 0

We knew we loved making cookies and every time we did, we made people happy. That was our business plan. Votes: 0

I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em. Votes: 0

I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better. Votes: 0

Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you. Votes: 0

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. Votes: 0

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. Votes: 0

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough. Votes: 0

I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one. Votes: 0

I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy! Votes: 0

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day. Votes: 0

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories. Votes: 0

Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. Votes: 0

So, fortune cookies: invented by the Japanese, popularized by the Chinese, but ultimately consumed by Americans. They are more American than anything else. Votes: 0

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' Votes: 0

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. Votes: 0

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies. Votes: 0

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. Votes: 0

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. Votes: 0

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. Votes: 0

The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. Votes: 0

If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. Votes: 0

Want to detox yourself? Write down your dreams each morning in a journal and reflect. It's like cleaning out the cookies from your mental computer. Votes: 0

People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab. Votes: 0

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. Votes: 0

I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And maybe cookies after! Votes: 0

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. Votes: 0

It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. Votes: 0

I thought 'Twinkies' was just a word for 'cookies,' not a specific thing. They kind of scare me a little bit because they last forever. Votes: 0

People want national championship banners. People want to talk about Indiana being competitive. How do we get there? We don't get there with milk and cookies. Votes: 0

I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever. Votes: 0

America ships tons of sugar cookies to Denmark and Denmark ships tons of sugar cookies to America. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to swap recipes? Votes: 0

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room. Votes: 0

Ive been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies. Votes: 0

What are you doing here?" [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies," I said. "Want some? The Samoas are terrific." (Max II to Max) Votes: 0

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies. Votes: 0

Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat. Votes: 0

I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies. Votes: 0

Bread pudding makes me weak. I have been known to be moved to tears by cookies and ice cream, and ribs are a spiritual experience for me. Votes: 0

My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood. Votes: 0

I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable. Votes: 0

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies. Votes: 0

Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies. Votes: 0

I remember being very young and going to AA meetings with my father in Brooklyn. I thought it was fun because they served hot chocolate and cookies. Votes: 0

Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe. Votes: 0

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. Votes: 0

In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.' Votes: 0

My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! Votes: 0

I'm a shallow, shallow boy. Hey, it helps that you're pretty. It brings out the nice guy in me. Makes me what to share my cookies with you. Votes: 0

The transfats found in margarine, packaged cookies, crackers and pasta increase fat in your midsection, and can actually redistribute fat from other parts of the body to the belly. Votes: 0

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies. Votes: 0

Be a child again. Flirt. Giggle. Dip your cookies in your milk. Take a nap. Say you're sorry if you hurt someone. Chase a butterfly. Be a child again. Votes: 0

Obviously I was well aware that I had what people consider a privileged upbringing. My mom was never a bake-cookies sort of mom. I really had no reins whatsoever. Votes: 0

We always try to remember that at the end of the day, it's just cookies. Don't stress that hard, because it's a terrible thing to take home with you. Votes: 0

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental. Votes: 0

I have days when I say, 'I'm going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.' I'll have a salad every day but every week I have a cheat day. Votes: 0

When I was working a lot, I felt guilty as a parent. I couldn't pick up my son every day from school, bake him cookies and that kind of thing. Votes: 0

I learned a lot about lead; you don't have to blow your cookies in the first bar. It is much harder to be simple that to be complicated during solos. Votes: 0

Happiness is baking cookies. Happiness is giving them away. And serving them, and eating them, talking about them, reading and writing about them, thinking about them, and sharing them with you. Votes: 0

If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it's awful - it's so high in sodium. Votes: 0

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion. Votes: 0

The night before the Olympics opening ceremony, my son, who is eight years old, gets very excited and likes to put out a plate of cookies and some milk for Bob Costas. Votes: 0

Smell is so powerful, you know. My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood. Votes: 0

In the '60s, my father, Wally Amos, had been a talent agent and a personal manager before taking a major career detour in 1975, when he opened a store selling chocolate chip cookies. Votes: 0

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. Votes: 0

Everyone's surprised when they meet me. I guess it's because I've played tough cookies for so long... It's what I do best. I'm not sure I could pull off a genteel Southern belle. Votes: 0

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life Votes: 0

I'd still be nice to you if you were ugly." "Okay." A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his head down and whispered, "I just wouldn't offer you any cookies. Votes: 0

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie. Votes: 0

Hey, thanks for stopping by," Howard said. "I'd offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we kind of have a dead girl in the living room. Votes: 0

I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense. Votes: 0

I'm passionate about anything I align myself with. You want to talk about chocolate chip cookies? I'm not going to open a chocolate chip cookie store, but I will talk your ear off about it. Votes: 0

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed. Votes: 0

I'm not saying all seniors should be running a city or running a business, but I am saying seniors are good for a lot more than simply running a bath, baking cookies or babysitting grandchildren. Votes: 0