Quotes about Crackers

When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool. Votes: 7

If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers. Votes: 5

At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers. Votes: 5

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do. Votes: 5

Crackers are short on sparkle. Votes: 3

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. Votes: 3

Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers Votes: 3

There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.. Votes: 3

A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire. Votes: 3

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. Votes: 3

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? Votes: 3

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. Votes: 3

Crackers!" said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly. Votes: 3

A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? Votes: 3

People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a top athlete. Votes: 3

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. Votes: 3

Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers. Votes: 3

Could there be any doubt that the Jews would seek to harm the Son of God again, knowing that his body was now readily accessible in the form of defenseless crackers? Votes: 3

But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter. Votes: 3

I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a day. Now if I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time out to eat some crackers Votes: 3

The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home. Votes: 3

If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to 1965. All of sudden they were handing out major label recording contracts like they were coming in Cracker Jack boxes. Votes: 3

I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making. Votes: 3

Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a nonviolent segregationist, then I'll get nonviolent. But don't teach me to be nonviolent until you teach some of those crackers to be nonviolent. Votes: 3

Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion, colds, catarrhs, coughs and chest complaints to plague them. Eating sparingly of breads, cakes, crackers, cookies, macaroni, spaghetti, anything largely starch, is a far step on the road to good health. Votes: 3

People think I'm totally crackers. Votes: 2

I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange. Votes: 2

I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do it before dinner. Votes: 2

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.' Votes: 2

I always have apples and fruit in the house. It's easier to eat something healthy if it's within reach. I also have yogurt, cheese and crackers, and raw almonds. Votes: 2

The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests with crab crackers or crab hammers, cocktail forks, and plenty of napkins. Votes: 2

Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it. Votes: 2

I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a day. Now if I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time out to eat some crackers. Votes: 2

Our small ears never had such a workout as on the Fourth of July, hearing not only our own bursting crackers but also those of our friends, and often the boom of homemade cannon shot off by daring boys of 16 years, ready to lose a hand if it blew up. Votes: 2

The sweetest thing we ever had was, like, animal crackers in the pantry. I think my parents sort of passively made sure that we didn't have a lot of junk food at our disposal, and I think that helped me and all my siblings growing up with how to approach nutrition and eating right. Votes: 2

This place is like crazy on crackers. Votes: 0

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers Votes: 0

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? Votes: 0

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers. Votes: 0

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. Votes: 0

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers. Votes: 0

Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup. Votes: 0

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. Votes: 0

Sisters, brothers and the whities, Blacks and the crackers, Police and their backers, They're all political actors Votes: 0

The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas. Votes: 0

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. Votes: 0

I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn't used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and crackers. Votes: 0

An Active mind didn't need distraction in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and crackers. Votes: 0

I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn’t used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and crackers. Votes: 0

Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged foods too, even presumed-innocent ones like crackers. Votes: 0

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers. Votes: 0

If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that once they're through puberty. Votes: 0

The transfats found in margarine, packaged cookies, crackers and pasta increase fat in your midsection, and can actually redistribute fat from other parts of the body to the belly. Votes: 0

When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that? Votes: 0

It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Votes: 0

Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what I please, I think I shall always insist upon these. Votes: 0