I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. Votes: 3
Mitch HedbergThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Votes: 3
Groucho MarxI'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently. Votes: 2
Justin BieberA wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book. Votes: 2
Robert M. GatesYou men deserve whatever rabbit-boiling scenario dating crazy women gets you. Votes: 1
Rachel HollisPeople are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams. Votes: 1
Amit KalantriCalling it lunacy makes it easier to explain away the things we don't understand. Votes: 1
Megan ChanceA truly happy woman drives some men and almost every other woman absolutely crazy Votes: 1
John IrvingBut I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why, We can just make crazy together. Votes: 1
Jennifer L. ArmentroutLoving you was hard, wanting you was harder, but kissing your forehead was insanity. Votes: 1
Dominic RiccitelloSome are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon 'em. Votes: 1
Emilie AutumnCrazy was better than in love. You could walk away from crazy without regrets. Votes: 1
Starr AmbroseCrazy people. They never think they're crazy. Their craziness makes perfect sense to them. Votes: 1
Rick YanceyAll right, baby," Daphne crooned."Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets. . . . Votes: 1
Jennifer Estepwe're all freaks sometimes, Melody," he replied. "You're just... well, better at it than most. Votes: 1
Brandon SandersonSometimes... the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person... is batshit crazy. Votes: 1
Michelle BartlettIt's regrets that make painful memories. When I was crazy I did everything just right. Votes: 1
Mark VonnegutNothing inspires me greater than the silly behaviour and crazy ideas of my best friends... Votes: 1
Mykyta Isagulovthere are institutions filled with people who talk to god. we've labeled and drugged them. Votes: 1
Darnell Lamont WalkerThe difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy. Votes: 1
Steve MaraboliThe thoughts written on the walls of madhouses by their inmates might be worth publicizing. Votes: 1
Georg Christoph LichtenbergMinds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction. Votes: 1
Christian BalogaOnce everyone thought you were crazy, they ignored you even when you told the truth. Votes: 1
Thomm QuackenbushGet out of your mind and become crazy about your future in a creative way! Votes: 1
Michael Bassey Johnsonam i insane" asked alice"yes, but all the best people are" replied her father Votes: 1
Lewis CarrollI became a writer so that the voices inside my head would become an acceptable occurrence. Votes: 1
Janae MitchellWhen you're bold, some people will think you're crazy but it's more insane to be timid Votes: 1
Constance Chuks FridayLoving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs Votes: 1
Josh SternSome stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all. Votes: 1
Shannon L. AlderThe truth exposes some people so deeply, their last defense is to front a carefree insanity. Votes: 1
Criss JamiPeople may do crazy things for love, but they will also do amazing things for money. Votes: 1
M.F. MoonzajerYou might just be the craziest person I've ever know, but you're also the bravest. - Marcus Votes: 1
J. Scott SavagePeople are all crazy... but the craziest are the ones who never allow themselves to be crazy. Votes: 1
Paulo CoelhoCrazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy? Votes: 1
Captain Jack SparrowWhen your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy. Votes: 1
Michael Bassey JohnsonSometimes you have to go a little crazy before you can find sanity. I think I'm close. Votes: 1
Tawny LaraBeing crazy of someone might seem cheap, but what if your life is priceless without that person. Votes: 1
M.F. MoonzajerEveryone in this world is nuts, the difference is some of them just really good at disguising it. Votes: 1
Rea LiddeOnly lost photographs that were never taken know what my mind speaks of when we are alone together. Votes: 1
Daniel J. RiceThe moment her hymen was plucked from her body in the wilderness, Her soul was taken from sanity. Votes: 1
Roman PayneI know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. Votes: 1
Crystal WoodsI didn't know how you'd get us out of that last one. But you did. You were good. Votes: 1
Orson Scott CardYou have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers. Votes: 1
Robin BenwayCome Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub Votes: 1
Josh SternEven greater than my fear that l was crazy, was my lifelong dread that someone would find out. Votes: 1
Sarah E. OlsonI'm liking that I can throw any kind of sentence at her without worrying it's too out there. Votes: 1
Rachel CohnI'm crazy, boy. I'm a madman. I could eat both of you for dinner and love every bite. Votes: 1
James DashnerWriting is like talking to yourself, just in a way that makes it look like you're not crazy! Votes: 1
Mary KateI know that you know that I'm awesome, and that you know that I know that you're awesome! Votes: 1
Shreya GunnaMy mother says I'm crazy, I'm not crazy, I just have a different way of looking at things. Votes: 1
James KiddYeah, I am crazy. Ok. May be I am. But I prefer to be crazy than being a dummy. Votes: 1
Ravindra ShuklaI know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it. Votes: 1
Eve LanglaisYou could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and kept them to yourself. Votes: 1
Mara PurnhagenIt was clear that in a past life the detective had been a phone booth beside an empty highway. Votes: 1
Amelia GrayCrazy is such a misunderstood term. I like to think that I march to the beat of my own drummer. Votes: 1
Eva SloanWhen you are in love, you do all sorts of crazy, impossible things with and for the person you love. Votes: 1
M.F. MoonzajerIf you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months Votes: 1
Josh SternWe all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them. Votes: 1
M.F. MoonzajerWho but the mad would choose to keep on living? In the end, aren't we all just a little crazy? Votes: 1
Libba BrayIt is just as crazy not to be crazy about Christ as it is to be crazy about anything else. Votes: 1
Peter KreeftSometimes in life situations develop that only the half-crazy can get out of.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld