I'm so famous, people expect me to sell as many records as Celine Dion or Puff Daddy. Votes: 4
Marilyn MansonThere was no way we'd ever get spoiled. Daddy made sure to instill in us a work ethic. Votes: 4
Kathie Lee GiffordThat's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. Votes: 3
Richard KadreyDaddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper Votes: 3
Casey Renee KiserAnd almost instantly, Daddy made everything seem just fine. Even when it wasn't. Votes: 3
Ellen HopkinsDaddy always said you only explained things to the people that actually mattered. Votes: 3
Gabrielle ZevinRunning to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women. Votes: 3
Camille PagliaIf Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister. Votes: 3
Oliver Oliver ReedThe night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch. Votes: 3
Loretta LynnDear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD? Votes: 3
Jean WebsterThe Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. Votes: 3
Tommy ChongThings a mother should know: how to comfort a son without exactly saying Daddy was wrong. Votes: 3
Katharine WhitehornThe Devil isn't made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there. Votes: 3
Peter ShafferDaddy once said, "If you don't know what you believe, Annie, you'll be a lost soul. Votes: 3
Gabrielle ZevinDaddy worked for God, but asked for no pay. For he believed that God provides a way. Votes: 3
Dolly PartonMama's in the factory, she ain't got no shoes. Daddy's in the alley, he's looking for food. Votes: 3
Bob DylanI will be putting out a fragrance - I'm following in the great steps of Puff Daddy. Votes: 3
Bryan FerryDid you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you? Votes: 3
Molly RingwaldMy earliest memories are the best. I always try to remember the good times when Daddy was alive. Votes: 3
Jayne MansfieldThe first time you hear the word "Daddy," I don't care who you are, your heart just melts. Votes: 3
Mario JoynerThe only people I ever felt intimidated by in my whole life were Bob Gibson and my Daddy. Votes: 3
Dusty BakerI don't want Daddy's passion to ever end. I want to help endangered wildlife just like he did. Votes: 3
Bindi IrwinAt any rate, Daddy usually comes to my defence. Without him I wouldn't be able to stick out here. Votes: 3
Anne FrankMother was the disciplinarian, but it was Daddy who could turn me into an angel with just one look. Votes: 3
Mary MartinYou know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?' Votes: 3
Dylan MoranMost children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?' Votes: 3
Erma BombeckWhen Daddy goes to work, there's a mouth to feed, a point to life and a reason to do things Votes: 3
Robbie WilliamsThe best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. Votes: 3
William MastersThe best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. Votes: 3
William H. MastersA man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. Votes: 2
Gabriel Garcia MarquezI think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.' Votes: 2
Paul WalkerIt is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. Votes: 2
Pope John XXIIINo mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. Votes: 0
Hank Williams, Jr.Tried on daddy's 1979 rookie firesuit a while back. Smelled every bit of 36 years old. Votes: 0
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.Mommy is one of the chosen people " and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! Votes: 0
Sarah SilvermanT-Bone Burnett once said that much of rock music is simply someone going wahhh daddy. Votes: 0
Bruce SpringsteenYou might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIt's easy to become a baby's daddy, but the real challenge is to become a father. Votes: 0
Thoughts of a real manShane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn Votes: 0
Rachel CaineTheir daddy was fond of saying that mistakes weren't sins. The sin was not to learn from them. Votes: 0
Judith Henry WallI watched my daddy play that guitar, and whenever I could, I would pick it up and strum on it. Votes: 0
David Edwardsdaddy says the world is a drum tight and hard and i told him i'm gonna beat out my own rhythm Votes: 0
Nikki GiovanniThe only reason I went for that goal is that I wanted to say: 'Now, mummy-daddy, will you love me?' Votes: 0
John LennonNever ever want to be my daddy / All I ever didn't want to be, and I all I ever want to be is him Votes: 0
BirdmanI've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.' Votes: 3 Tahj Mowry
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy. Votes: 5 Harry Connick, Jr.
If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. Votes: 1 Bindi Irwin
You can be a mama's boy, be a daddy's boy, but you can't be both. So you cling to the one you think you might lose. Votes: 3 Mitch Albom
My father was never around. But I glorified my father, and I was always daddy's little girl. He was my first soccer coach. Votes: 3 Hope Solo
Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you. Votes: 3 Octavia Butler
My Daddy liked physical fitness and wanted me to be a prizefighter. Votes: 3 Judy Johnson
I'm so famous, people expect me to sell as many records as Celine Dion or Puff Daddy. Votes: 3 Marilyn Manson