Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot. Votes: 3
Steven WrightWhen you're getting $2,000 a month in the minors, it's hard not to eat Taco Bell every day. Votes: 0
Marcus GilesI bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. Votes: 0
Tommy CooperMy wife had her drivers' test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldWe don't even get food for 2 times a day, still I didn't give up and continued to play football Votes: 0
Luis Suarez