When you're on your deathbed, you probably aren't counting the movies you've made. Votes: 2
Kristen WiigYou don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then. Votes: 2
Dolly PartonArnold Bennett was a writer I admired. He was actually taking notes at his father's deathbed. Votes: 2
Hugh LeonardNo one on his deathbed ever said, I wish I had spent more time on my business. Votes: 2
Paul TsongasI'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. Votes: 2
Woody AllenNo one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'. Votes: 2
Danielle BerryWhy when people are on their deathbed, they finally come to terms with life? Votes: 0
Anthony LiccioneAnd now, I am dying beyond my means. (Said while sipping champagne on his deathbed.) Votes: 0
Oscar WildeI do seem to favor a deathbed confession as the occasion for my dramatic monologues. Votes: 0
Norman LockRecycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukNo one on his deathbed ever said, "I wish I had spent more time on my business." Votes: 0
Paul TsongasNo one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes. Votes: 0
Amy Krouse RosenthalWhen I'm on my deathbed, I'll hopefully be able to count more friends than parts that I had. Votes: 0
Nicholas LeaI have yet to hear of anyone who, on his deathbed, wished he'd spent more time at the office. Votes: 0
Joseph StowellNever cosign a loan. Once you have cosigned, you cannot get out of it - even on your deathbed. Votes: 0
Suze OrmanThere is no man so blessed that some who stand by his deathbed won't hail the occasion with delight. Votes: 0
Marcus AureliusI don't know anyone who said on their deathbed: 'Gee, I wish I'd spent more time at the office.' Votes: 0
Peter Lynch