Laugh, I Nearly Died," Andrew answers. "You've probably never heard that one before. Votes: 3
J.A. RedmerskiIf the Confederacy falls, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a theory. Votes: 3
Jefferson DavisIf the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory. Votes: 3
Jefferson DavisThen you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you! Votes: 3
Joanne Kathleen RowlingThen you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you! Votes: 3
J. K. RowlingI think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance. Votes: 2
Ruben BladesI have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once. Votes: 2
Robert MugabeI was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. Votes: 2
Humphrey Bogartreason died in 1914, November 1914 ... after that everybody began to rave ... Votes: 0
Louis-Ferdinand CelineI don't wonder apostolic miracles have died. Apostolic living certainly has. Votes: 0
Amy CarmichaelWeakness, fear and hopelessness died. Strength, power and courage was born, Votes: 0
Malala YousafzaiPeople that have died 10 years ago are still voting, illegal immigrants are voting. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpMany trees have died so that the Catholic Church can preach against homosexuality. Votes: 0
Jodi PicoultSome sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. Votes: 0
Johnny CarsonRepentance keeps sin from condemning us because Jesus died and scorned the shame." Votes: 0
Mark DriscollRepentance keeps sin from condemning us because Jesus died and scorned the shame. Votes: 0
Mark DriscollThere are no bridges in folk songs because the peasants died building them. Votes: 0
Eugene ChadbourneWhen Jackson used that particular tone of voice, men died, pure and simple. Votes: 0
Christine FeehanWomen will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinRelegating women to second-class citizenship was abolished when Jesus died on the cross. Votes: 0
Tony CampoloI'm bored with it all. Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later. Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillA lot of my close friends have committed suicide or died of heroin overdoses. Votes: 0
Ryan McGinleyAll houses in which men have lived and suffered and died are haunted houses. Votes: 0
Mary Roberts RinehartMay God bless those who died and bless their families. With regards, George Bush. Votes: 0
George H. W. BushWhen Clark Gable died, I cried for 2 days straight. I couldn't eat or sleep. Votes: 0
Marilyn MonroeEvery kid who hated grownups becomes a grownup. Well, except the ones who died. Votes: 0
Joss WhedonIf I'd wanted you dead five minutes ago, you'd have died five minutes ago. Votes: 0
Becca FitzpatrickThat Monica who's just gonna sit there in mediocrity... That Monica died in Samoa Votes: 0
Monica Denise BrownIn December 1988, my mother died of lung cancer. I died too. I couldn't function. Votes: 0
Sandra DeeBeing alone was easier. No risk, just loneliness. No one ever died from that. Votes: 0
Marjorie M. LiuIn most men there exists a poet who died young, whom the man survived. Votes: 0
Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve..finally he was just another ant, working and working until he died without meaning. Votes: 0
Haruki MurakamiCharlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800. Votes: 0
Robert BenchleyWhen he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him Votes: 0
Madeline MillerGentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. Votes: 0
John HeismanMen died as she watched, and they didn't care about what they had fought for. Votes: 0
Tamora PierceTwo months ago my mother died. She made, as the expression goes, a good death. Votes: 0
Larry WatsonCarter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister's cat Muffin. Votes: 0
Rick Riordanone pities most those who loved, and still died. Only those who love, dread death. Votes: 0
Craig L. RiceThe first people who died of AIDS were artists. They were the most interesting people. Votes: 0
Fran LebowitzIt was funny, though, the things you didn't learn about people until after they died. Votes: 0
Cynthia Leitich SmithThe autumn of 1850 brought an event freighted with deep significance to me. My mother died. Votes: 0
John Sergeant WiseMost people are not updated. 50 years ago 1 in 5 children died before age 5, now only 1 in 20! Votes: 0
Hans RoslingNot a single one of your ancestors died young. They all copulated at least once. Votes: 0
Richard DawkinsHe died violent and young and desperate, just like we all knew he'd die someday. Votes: 0
S. E. HintonI realized my father's sister Joanne, who died at 19 had instilled her spirit in me. Votes: 0
Lady GagaIn the past, two colleagues died each season. It was generally accepted this could happen. Votes: 0
Jacky IckxThe chief end for which Christ lived and died: To provide eternal redemption for sinners. Votes: 0
J. C. RyleI think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance. Votes: 0
Reuben BladesIf some persons died, and others did not die, death would be a terrible affliction. Votes: 0
Jean de la BruyereThere are some who died because they were fasting, and they were crammed in tight. Votes: 0
Thaksin ShinawatraHe wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick) Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonWhen you lay down your life for what you are after you've died, you're clean. Votes: 0
John de RuiterShe paused. That's just my way of saying I would've killed you if you'd died. Votes: 0
James DashnerRicky Nelson... I couldn't believe it when he died. He was a great rock star. Votes: 0
Dee Dee RamoneThe greatest act of freeing happened when Jesus died in our place and paid our debt. Votes: 0
John PiperLive as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming back tomorrow. Votes: 0
Theodore EppJesus didn't die so we could fill auditoriums, he died so that lives could be transformed. Votes: 0
George BarnaThe only answer to the endless chains of why, why, why is that the alternatives died Votes: 0
Daniel DennettFew of Caesar's assassins outlived him by more than three years, or died in their beds. Votes: 0
SuetoniusWhen my mother and my grandmother died three months apart, I knew my world was over. Votes: 0
Michel'leMy mother had a son from previous marriage and her husband died in Second World War. Votes: 0
Mikhail BaryshnikovAnd I could have died right then. And considering how things went, I really should have. Votes: 0
Ned VizziniI hope that on my tombstone it says 'Born 1933, died 2043.' I hope that's my legacy. Votes: 0
Quincy JonesHad I not created my whole world, I would certainly have died in other peopleâs. Votes: 0
Anais NinI don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples. Votes: 0
Miranda HartAlexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both. Votes: 0
Marcus AureliusIf we just wanted positive emotions, our species would have died out a long time ago. Votes: 0
Martin SeligmanMy grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord. Votes: 0
Dane CookWith two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died. Votes: 0
Mercedes McCambridgeWith two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died Votes: 0
Mercedes McCambridgeMy grandfather for example only died twice, once during the war and once in the 1980s. Votes: 0
James Nicoll[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever. Votes: 0
Jon Stewart[On Thomas Seymour's death:] This day died a man of much wit and very little judgment. Votes: 0
Elizabeth II became a writer, a teller of tales, because otherwise I would have died... or worse. Votes: 0
Carlos Ruiz ZafonIn Germany democracy died by the headman's axe. In Britain it can be by pernicious anaemia. Votes: 0
Aneurin BevanLocke sank into a swoon; The Garden died; God took the spinning-jenny Out of his side. Votes: 0
William Butler YeatsA poet must have died as a man before he is worth anything as a poet. Votes: 0
Christian MorgensternThis is a game, first and foremost. There was only one Vince Lombardi, and he died. Votes: 0
Joe TheismannIf I lived my life by what others were thinkin', the heart inside me would've died. Votes: 0
Bob DylanIf you see me coming, better step aside. A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died. Votes: 0
Tennessee Ernie FordI'm not sure whether it's good fortune or bad, but I've died many times on screen. Votes: 0
Ty OlssonJesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? Votes: 0
Jules FeifferThe Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart. Votes: 0
Ralph Waldo EmersonI was slapped down to the ground when my son Wade died in 1996, in April of 1996. Votes: 0
John EdwardsThe drought was the very worst when the flowers that we'd grown together died of thirst. Votes: 0
Taylor SwiftI ought to rejoice in the fact that our principal rival has died, but I don't. Votes: 0
Jonathan DimblebySAGE. A wise and Holy man who died a long time ago. No one modern qualifies. Votes: 0
Diana Wynne Joneshe threw up his hands and wrote the Universe dont exist and died to prove it Votes: 0
Allen GinsbergMen have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareGentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football. Votes: 0
John HeismanWhen my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself. Votes: 0
Johnny CashYou have all died many times before and none of you look the worse for it. Votes: 0
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellJesus cursed a living tree and it died; Mohammed blessed a dead tree and it lived. Votes: 0
John RemsburgI am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep. Votes: 0
George CarlinThat fact that Jesus Christ died is more important than that fact that I will die. Votes: 0
Dietrich BonhoefferMy mother cooked her last Christmas standing rib roast in 1987 and died a few weeks afterward. Votes: 0
Michelle HunevenI had rather eleven died nobly for their country than one voluptuously surfeit out of action. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareStalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions. Votes: 0
George WillNo one in my family has ever died of love. What happened, happened, but nothing myth-inspiring. Votes: 0
Wislawa SzymborskaMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not Votes: 0
Ellen DeGeneresWhen she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity. Votes: 0
Cedric NyeGeorge Gershwin died on July 11, 1937, but I don't have to believe it if I don't want to. Votes: 0
John O'HaraThe cavalries charged and the Indians died, oh the country was young with God on its side. Votes: 0
Bob DylanI had never believed in the sacred nature of literature. God had died when I was fourteen ... Votes: 0
Simone de BeauvoirWhen Satan tells me I am a sinner he comforts me immeasurably, since Christ died for sinners. Votes: 0
Martin LutherGreat loves, to the last, have pulses red; All great loves that have ever died dropped dead. Votes: 0
Helen Hunt JacksonJealousy smells like the water in the bottom of a flower vase after the flowers have died. Votes: 0
Megan HartLaugh now, cry later: this is the karma. Hip-hop never died, it's just sick of the drama. Votes: 0
CormegaI picture my epitaph: 'Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown. Votes: 0
Paul NewmanWhen I was eight years old, I was always starving. My brother and sister died from starvation. Votes: 0
Chen GuangbiaoMore Americans died in WWII than in any other world war, with the possible exception of WWI. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI have two children who died before reaching 30, so who am I to complain about being alive? Votes: 0
Carlos FuentesWho ne'er knew joy but friendship might divide,Or gave his father grief but when he died. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeYou only live but once, and when your died your done, so let the good times roll. Votes: 0
B. B. KingChrist died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it. Votes: 0
C. S. LewisI went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." Votes: 0
Tommy CooperJesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine. Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheWe made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on 'Baywatch.' Votes: 0
David HasselhoffIf Christ has died for me, I cannot trifle with the evil that killed my best Friend. Votes: 0
Charles SpurgeonIf I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope." Votes: 0
Kristin CastIf I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope. Votes: 0
P. C. CastIf free men refused to look at dead bodies then brave men will have died in vain. Votes: 0
John Shaw BillingsAnd the case of butterflies so rich it looks As if all summer settled there and died. Votes: 0
Philip LarkinWe owned a bearded collie for many years. Sophie. She was old, and she died last year. Votes: 0
Erika SlezakWhen you get to be my age, all your friends have either died or moved to Florida. Votes: 0
Helen Van SlykeHow many unuttered words died in the heads of those for whom a word was too expensive. Votes: 0
Dejan StojanovicIf I had gone ahead and died ten years ago, I'd probably be a cult figure today. Votes: 0
Andy WarholMy father died when I was 4 years old, so I can't really say anything about his hearing. Votes: 0
George KennedyThere are books that I read years ago that enlivened things in me that haven't died yet. Votes: 0
George SaundersWhen someone we love dies, we get so busy mourning what died that we ignore what didn't. Votes: 0
Ram DassOh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingDreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today, Votes: 0
Mikey WelshOrdinary men died, men of iron were taken prisoner: I only brought back with me men of bronze. Votes: 0
Napoleon BonaparteHero worship has died with heroes, and if someone bows down today, it is to pick up something. Votes: 0
Natalie Clifford BarneyEven if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea. Votes: 0
Dana GouldIf you aren't telling a good story, nobody thinks you died too soon; they just think you died. Votes: 0
Donald MillerAfraid of decision, I buried my finer feelings in the depths of my heart and they died there. Votes: 0
Mikhail LermontovIf no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? Votes: 0
George CarlinIt was rumored she held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted. Votes: 0
David WeberLife was going on, and no one but a handful of people cared if I lived or died. Votes: 0
Kim HarrisonO what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and rascals had died out. Votes: 0
William Butler YeatsTwo of my grandparents died in a car crash. Sucks, 'cause they would have lived to a hundred. Votes: 0
Kid RockThe focus of the Christian faith is not our morality; it is Jesus, who died for our immorality. Votes: 0
Tullian TchividjianI thought when love for you died, I should die. It's dead. Alone, most strangely, I live on. Votes: 0
Rupert BrookeI know I have a very self-destructive tendency since my mother died, I have got to be honest. Votes: 0
George MichaelThere are so many people who have died of cycling, and that didn't happen when I was racing. Votes: 0
Greg LeMondI long to talk with some old lover's ghost, Who died before the god of love was born. Votes: 0
John DonneNo grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there. Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldGod does not love us because Christ died for us; Christ died for us because God loved us. Votes: 0
John StottChrist died to save this lost world; he did not come to destroy, maim or pour out wrath. Votes: 0
David WilkersonI mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima - and you know, is the price worth it? Votes: 0
Lesley StahlHe might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died, but I mustn't get my hopes up. Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingEvelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that. Votes: 0
Garrison KeillorWhen I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. Votes: 0
Luther VandrossIf we had a party every time someone died on 'The Following,' we'd never get anything done. Votes: 0
Valorie CurryA good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. Votes: 0
Billy CorganThey fell, but o'er their glorious grave Floats free the banner of the cause they died to save. Votes: 0
Francis Marion CrawfordShe was nothing but good and I was nothing but bad, but then she died, and I didn't. Votes: 0
John GreenThrough the dense din, I say, we heard him shoutI see your lights! But ours had long died out. Votes: 0
Wilfred OwenThat's going to be on my headstone: 'He came. He wrote 'In the Air Tonight.' He... died.' Votes: 0
Phil CollinsI lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide. Votes: 0
Michael R. BurchI picked up the writing on the very day he died. It was the only consolation I could find. Votes: 0
Wilfrid SheedYou know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular. Votes: 0
Goodman AceWhen my father died, I did not cry. When my cat died three days later, I cried a lot. Votes: 0
Alejandro JodorowskyI'm aware that people I have loved and have died and are in the spirit world looking after me. Votes: 0
Princess DianaI've never really had a desk job, but I've died one day at a time all over the place. Votes: 0
Jon ForemanI consider myself a Christian - a true believer in Jesus Christ - that He died for our sins. Votes: 0
Antonio Sabato, Jr.You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?" " Caleb Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonDeath is an ill; 'tis thus the Gods decide: / For had death been a boon, the Gods had died. Votes: 0
SapphoYou cannot know a man's life before the man has died, then only can you call it good or bad. Votes: 0
SophoclesWhen you died I didn't weep nor dream but knew you like a god breathe in each healing we begin. Votes: 0
Olga BroumasI remember the day my mother died, and it's still hard to talk about it. I just blocked it out. Votes: 0
Peaches GeldofI worked with him for ten years until he died and it was the most wonderful time of my life. Votes: 0
Mark OliphantTrust is our gift back to God, and he finds it so enchanting that Jesus died for love of it Votes: 0
Brennan ManningWhen my dad died, I developed a nervous habit. He was very shy and quiet, and I was like him. Votes: 0
Crystal GayleI always went to my sister, because she was older and had the care of me after my mother died. Votes: 0
Lizzie Andrew BordenMy hope lives not because I am not a sinner, but because I am a sinner for whom Christ died... Votes: 0
Charles SpurgeonI always went to my sister, because she was older and had the care of me after my mother died. Votes: 0
Lizzie BordenTo exist is to adapt, and if one could not adapt, one died and made room for those who could. Votes: 0
Louis L'AmourHere I found those who had set out before me, both by sea and land, except those who have died. Votes: 0
Junipero SerraWhen Jesus died on the cross, so did your sin; when He rose from the dead, so did your HOPE. Votes: 0
Max LucadoI may be crucified for my beliefs and, if I am, you can say, "He died to make men free. Votes: 0
Martin Luther King, Jr.I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Votes: 0
Steven WrightDream that you died It takes you out of your mind The black walls of space Take me all the way Votes: 0
John FruscianteMy real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. Votes: 0
Donald JohansonMy father died when I was quite small, so my uncle used to buy me books and read them to me. Votes: 0
Jenny NimmoWhat did Romeo and Juliet do?" They died," I remind her gently. "Some mix-up with the poison-
Gordon KormanThe man on the radio says Elvis Presley's died. We drove to Memphis, the sky was hard and black.
Bruce SpringsteenIf Jesus bore the cross, and died on it for me, ought I not to be willing to take it up for Him?
Dwight L. MoodyTake the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
Frank ZappaMy Dad was overweight and unhealthy, and he died young. I wasn't going to let that happen to me.
Jack LaLanneI would say my life experience has involved dealing with people very close to me that have died.
Kelvin OgilvieAnd Alpo ordered guys to slaughter guys, and the whole Harlem was in tears when Rich Porter died.
Cam'ronTo be grown up is to sit at the table with people who have died, who neither listen nor speak ...
Edna St. Vincent MillayGod is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.
Irving LaytonI love people who have died trying to save wildlife. When I see that passion, that gives me hope.
Jeff CorwinThe good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
Will RogersOdd how clear it suddenly became, once a person had died, that the body was the very least of him.
Anne TylerShe became a story, one I have mostly forgotten. One I can't end because she died a long time ago.
Elizabeth ScottAmong Negroes it is a bad omen when someone knocks on the door of a house where a person has died.
Ethel WatersI don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf,
George W. BushIf I had to choose a song to listen to before I died, it would be Simone singing Começar de novo.
Simone Bittencourt de OliveiraWe only said goodbye with words I died a hundred time, you go back to her and I go back to black...
Amy WinehouseThe sincere Christian knows that what died in Auschwitz was not the Jewish people but Christianity.
Elie WieselNo one ever died from smoking marijuana, but millions of people have died by believing politicians.
Harry Browneeskimos maybe? believed stars were holes in the sky where people who died could peek through at you
Jodi PicoultHear it when i get biz for K-Von, I'm pledgin, died, on 104 Northern Boulevard corona queens legend
Kool G RapThe Emperor died forsaken by all, on this horrible rock. (St. Helena) His death struggle was awful!
Napoleon BonaparteIn 1900 Americans on average lived for only 49 years and most working people died still on the job.
William GreiderI want to extend condolences to the families of those who died in the service of the United Nations.
Al GoreEvery time I look at Atlanta I see what a quarter of a million Confederate soldiers died to prevent.
John Shelton ReedThe absence of pain means death, so when something no longer bothers you, you've died to that thing.
Joyce MeyerWhenIWasYourAge: People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Cross isn't an ornament, mere symbol. It's the mystery of God's love, that He died for our sins.
Pope FrancisIf you died it would be like my bones had been removed. No one would know why, but I would collapse.
Sarah KaneI say that Roger Casement Did what he had to do, He died upon the gallows But that is nothing new.
William Butler YeatsRobert Whitmore died of apoplexy when a stranger from Georgia mistook him for a former Macon waiter.
Frank Marshall Davis