Quotes about Dinner

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food. Votes: 6

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. Votes: 4

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Votes: 4

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. Votes: 4

Dinner theater is anti-culture. Votes: 3

Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Votes: 3

Dinner with water is dinner for prisoners Votes: 3

Dinner, basketball game, four guys - classic. Votes: 3

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 Votes: 3

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking Votes: 3

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking. Votes: 3

The oldest form of theater is the dinner table. Votes: 3

Dinner is where the magic happens in the kitchen. Votes: 3

Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner. Votes: 3

The hardest novel to write was Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant. Votes: 3

Dinner parties are still highly popular, and I believe they always will be. Votes: 3

Hold your Council before Dinner; the full Belly hates Thinking as well as Acting. Votes: 3

Some of the most important conversations I've ever had occurred at my family's dinner table. Votes: 3

Precious to me—it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer... Votes: 3

Dinner at the Huntercombes possessed only two dramatic features the wine was a farce and the food a tragedy Votes: 3

Dinner at the Huntercombes' possessed only two dramatic features - the wine was a farce and the food a tragedy. Votes: 3

Mercy is not a proper Indian name."..........."Rash Coyote Who Runs With Wolf. We could shorten it to Dinner Woman. Votes: 3

Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula. Votes: 3

Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables and salad. Votes: 3

I didn't want to come in the movie every so often, every 20 minutes saying, 'Dinner is served, would you like coffee?' Votes: 3

I created 'Dinner: Impossible' with a guy named Bryan O'Reilly and I shot the pilot as a 30 minute show and we sold it. Votes: 3

About once a month or so, my daughter and I go out on what we call a Fancy Dinner Date, just the two of us. Votes: 3

All great change in America begins at the dinner table. Votes: 2

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Votes: 2

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. Votes: 2

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Votes: 2

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. Votes: 2

You can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Votes: 2

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. Votes: 2

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. Votes: 2

Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner. Votes: 2

The man of petty ambition if invited to dinner will be eager to be set next his host. Votes: 2

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner. Votes: 2

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. Votes: 2

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. Votes: 2

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry gets the best of the argument. Votes: 2

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. Votes: 2

Not only are pasta dishes delicious, but they are also great, easy options for a quick dinner during a busy weekday. Votes: 2

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls. Votes: 2

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. Votes: 2

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it. Votes: 2

Learn to do common things uncommonly well; we must always keep in mind that anything that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable. Votes: 2

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves. Votes: 2

King Louis Philippe once said to me that he attributed the great success of the British nation in political life to their talking politics after dinner. Votes: 2

Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them all to dinner. All runaways. Votes: 2

If people see me having dinner with a beautiful woman, they immediately believe that I'm having a love affair with her. Of course that's rubbish. I'm not a playboy! Votes: 2

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you. Votes: 2

Short stories are tiny windows into other worlds and other minds and dreams. They are journeys you can make to the far side of the universe and still be back in time for dinner. Votes: 2

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Votes: 2

I work hard. I focus on myself and putting food on my dinner table before anything else. I don't worry about other artists. Worrying about the next person in a negative way is the wrong way to be. Votes: 2

When I was growing up, my parents told me, 'Finish your dinner. People in China and India are starving.' I tell my daughters, 'Finish your homework. People in India and China are starving for your job.' Votes: 2

I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend Eleanor on a date, we would go to the cinema and then out for dinner. Votes: 2

Of course, it does depend on the people, but sometimes I'm invited places to kind of brighten up a dinner table like a musician who'll play the piano after dinner, and I know you're not really invited for yourself. You're just an ornament. Votes: 2

We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend's important anniversary. Votes: 2

I really don't think in the past. I sit down with many friends at dinner, and they like to talk about the good old days. I'm respectful of the good old days, but I find myself spending very little time reminiscing. I'm really looking forward. Votes: 2

For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this meal and this order, and I choose you, the person across from me, to share it with. There's a beautiful intimacy in a meal like that. Votes: 2

I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Votes: 2

I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own. The instinct to do that is inside every good man, I believe. The rules about opening doors and buying dinner and all of that other 'gentleman' stuff is a chess game, especially these days. Votes: 2

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. Votes: 2

I have an ambivalent relationship with Margaret Thatcher. She came to power in May 1979 - a month before my 11th birthday. I was far too young to have developed a great deal of political awareness. I remember it, though - my mother excited at the dinner table because Britain had its first female prime minister. Votes: 2

As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. Votes: 2

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. Votes: 1

A dinner lubricates business. Votes: 0

Molly was committing dinner. . . Votes: 0

Molly was committing dinner. . ." Votes: 0

At dinner my man appeares. Votes: 0

I've not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982. Votes: 0

[Never underestimate] the power of dinner. Votes: 0

Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982. Votes: 0

I will eat grandfather for dinner. Votes: 0

Revolution is not a dinner party. Votes: 0

A warmed-up dinner was never worth much. Votes: 0

Adventures only make you late for dinner. Votes: 0

Burning dinner is not incompetence but war Votes: 0

Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf. Votes: 0

Paris for lunch, dinner in St. Petersburg. Votes: 0

Burning dinner is not incompetence but war. Votes: 0

... the agent provocateur of a good dinner. Votes: 0

The only meal I have is dinner. Votes: 0

The truth is seldom welcome, especially at dinner. Votes: 0

I'm not supposed to have chocolate before dinner. Votes: 0

After-dinner talk Across the walnuts and the wine. Votes: 0

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert. Votes: 0

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations. Votes: 0

We had a delicious dinner of too much. Votes: 0

Oh, the pleasure of eating my dinner alone! Votes: 0

Family dinner. Seven-thirty sharp. Tie optional. Straight-jacker required. Votes: 0

I generally unwind by having dinner with close friends. Votes: 0

I'm very good about eating breakfast, lunch and dinner. Votes: 0

When opportunity knocks, invite it to stay for dinner. Votes: 0

Most men's awareness doesn't extend past their dinner plates. Votes: 0

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner. Votes: 0

Before dinner men meet with great inequality of understanding. Votes: 0

I can seriously spend five hours making one dinner. Votes: 0

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. Votes: 0

My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with. Votes: 0

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. Votes: 0

Only hire people you want to have dinner with. Votes: 0

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time. Votes: 0

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner Votes: 0

I only eat one meal a day. Lunch, not dinner. Votes: 0

I try to stay away from carb-y things at dinner. Votes: 0

I'm opening the doors, I'm buying dinner. Yeah, I'm romantic. Votes: 0

Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner. Votes: 0

As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner. Votes: 0

We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers. Votes: 0

On Sunday night, my husband makes a five-course family dinner. Votes: 0

Truth that peeps Over the glass's edge when dinner's done. Votes: 0

In making dinner for a friend, don't forget the love. Votes: 0

My brother never had me to dinner in his life. Votes: 0

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.... Votes: 0

Cold steel was not meant to be an after-dinner dessert! Votes: 0

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. Votes: 0

My carbs kick in at dinner, which makes no sense. Votes: 0

I don't drink coffee. I like nice wines with dinner. Votes: 0

When I'm home, I cook my own dinner, all organic. Votes: 0

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost. Votes: 0

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt. Votes: 0

Why would that woman shoot me? We had dinner reservations later! Votes: 0

Despair is perfectly compatible with a good dinner, I promise you. Votes: 0

I would enjoy having dinner with the poet/playwright Derek Walcott. Votes: 0

If wishes were filet mignon, we'd always eat well at dinner Votes: 0

Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody. Votes: 0

But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas. Votes: 0

I try to cook dinner, but it's difficult when I'm working. Votes: 0

The dinner even is only the parable of a dinner, commonly. Votes: 0

The music I do is food... that will be your dinner. Votes: 0

I could just have chips and salsa for dinner every day. Votes: 0

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner. Votes: 0

Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner. Votes: 0

Tell the truth, work hard, and come to dinner on time. Votes: 0

The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner. Votes: 0

Musicals are to the theater what wines are to a substantial dinner. Votes: 0

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. Votes: 0

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed. Votes: 0

So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon! Votes: 0

Invite your friend to dinner; have nothing to do with your enemy. Votes: 0

Natalie Spenser was giving a dinner. She was not an easy hostess. Votes: 0

A great dinner must include not only yummy food, but good conversation. Votes: 0

God will provide the food, but he will not cook the dinner. Votes: 0

Unless I write every day, I don't feel I deserve my dinner. Votes: 0

Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties. Votes: 0

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt. Votes: 0

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone Votes: 0

Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing. Votes: 0

Even the best cookery book is no substitute for even the worst dinner. Votes: 0

Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'd rather go to the White House Correspondents' dinner than any awards show. Votes: 0

There is nothing more sickening than talking about poverty over a fancy dinner. Votes: 0

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. Votes: 0

I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner. Votes: 0

Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Hurry it up! I want to be in hell in time for dinner. Votes: 0

I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone. Votes: 0

I have two garden parties a year to avoid going out to dinner. Votes: 0

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. Votes: 0

I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. Votes: 0

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner. Votes: 0

The only gain from the friendship of the great is a fine dinner. Votes: 0

If I could hang out with Jimi Hendrix, it wouldn't be over dinner. Votes: 0

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. Votes: 0

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. Votes: 0

I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner. Votes: 0

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Votes: 0

How awful that the artist has become nothing but the after-dinner mint of society, Votes: 0

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. Votes: 0

It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner. Votes: 0

Helvetica is the jeans, and Univers the dinner jacket. Helvetica is here to stay. Votes: 0

[Michael Flynn has] seen at a dinner party famously sitting next to Vladimir Putin. Votes: 0

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird. Votes: 0

Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour. Votes: 0

The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. Votes: 0

We eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner to the soundtrack of our own impending death. Votes: 0

The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral. Votes: 0

Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic. Votes: 0

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken. Votes: 0

Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, Where's the belief? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

We don't have to talk about faith and family at dinner-we just show it. Votes: 0

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I would have loved to have met Marilyn Monroe and have dinner with her. Votes: 0

Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf. ~Kane Tyler~ Votes: 0

We may eat dinner together, but everyone puts the food in his own mouth. Votes: 0

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. Votes: 0

People come to my places to eat dinner with their friends, not with me. Votes: 0

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio. Votes: 0

He attacked us. What was I supposed to do? Invite him to dinner? (Sin) Votes: 0

Democracy is like having two wolves and a lamb decide what is for dinner. Votes: 0

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

If I wanted to stun anyone at dinner, I'd hit them in the face. Votes: 0

The quarter of an hour before dinner is the worst that suitors can choose. Votes: 0

We all love animals. Why do we call some 'pets' and others 'dinner?' Votes: 0

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

My wife and I, we don't leave the house; we have dinner at home. Votes: 0

My favorite thing is to have a big dinner with friends and talk about life. Votes: 0

We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible. Votes: 0

Should kids check phones at dinner? I don't know. To me, that's a parenting choice. Votes: 0

I learned early in life that to laugh before breakfast was to cry before dinner. Votes: 0

The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner. Votes: 0

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up. Votes: 0

The lion cares less about being king of the beasts than about finding his dinner. Votes: 0

A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner. Votes: 0

Shall I refuse my dinner because I do not fully understand the process of digestion? Votes: 0

I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner. Votes: 0

Sweat it out then back home to my man to make dinner. #‎ hausWife Votes: 0

Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table. Votes: 0

The family was an art ... and the dinner table was the place it found expression. Votes: 0

The dinner hour is a sacred, happy time when everyone should be together and relaxed. Votes: 0

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. Votes: 0

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead. Votes: 0

The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage. Votes: 0

When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself. Votes: 0

A soup so thick you could shake its hand and stroll with it before dinner. Votes: 0

they're the sort of people one invites to lunch or tea, but never to dinner. Votes: 0

Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie. Votes: 0

Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy. Votes: 0

My dream dinner party guests would be Ethel Kennedy, Truman Capote and Hunter S. Thompson. Votes: 0

Sex, that's meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that's heavy. That's like an hour. Votes: 0

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. Votes: 0

I am not into fashion. I just like being able to buy my mates dinner. Votes: 0

The most intense thing I’ve ever done was bring a girl to Passover dinner. Votes: 0

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. Votes: 0

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner. Votes: 0

Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals. Votes: 0

I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for. Votes: 0

Make your having dinner out become The Event of the Night, instead of just the beginning. Votes: 0

Food became, for dinner parties in the sixties, what abstract expressionism had been in the fifties. Votes: 0

MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner. Votes: 0

Art means nothing if it simply decorates the dinner table of power which holds it hostage. Votes: 0

Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack. Votes: 0

What?" She drew herself up, stern as a cat presented with the wrong food for dinner. Votes: 0

The truly free man is he who can decline a dinner invitation without giving an excuse. Votes: 0

They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner. Votes: 0

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'm out there talking to everyone. My days are filled with breakfast, lunches, dinner and drinks. Votes: 0

My parents discussed singing every night over the dinner table; I had a tremendous music education. Votes: 0

Why should I refuse a good dinner simply because I don't understand the digestive processes involved? Votes: 0

The madness of love can always be suspended--to cook dinner or catch a plane, for instance. Votes: 0

Growing up, around the dinner table my father and I didn't talk sports. We talked business. Votes: 0

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'm very happy to watch a video at home with a friend rather than do dinner. Votes: 0

I have never understood why a woman must have a man to take her into dinner. Votes: 0

I'm an avid cook. Brazilian, some Italian, a little French. And I often throw dinner parties. Votes: 0

I rarely have time for lunch, so tend to have a big breakfast and big dinner. Votes: 0

I'd rather dig a ditch than go to a dinner party with people I don't know. Votes: 0

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. Votes: 0

I go to eat dinner with my folks when I'm home. I think that's the trick. Votes: 0

My parents were the traditional Filipino parents who didnt talk about money around the dinner table. Votes: 0

I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week. Votes: 0

I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner! Votes: 0

I love to cook, and I love to have all my family around the dinner table. Votes: 0

I have done more live events in the past twenty years than I have eaten dinner. Votes: 0

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... Votes: 0

John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

After a good quality dinner one will be able to forgive anybody, still one's own relations. Votes: 0

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Drink wine every day, at lunch and dinner, and the rest will take care of itself. Votes: 0

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'm sometimes afraid I'll cross a line and it'll be difficult to come back, say, to dinner. Votes: 0

My dinner party,' Miles grated. 'It's just breaking up.' And sinking. All souls feared lost. Votes: 0

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. Votes: 0

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant. Votes: 0

Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner. Votes: 0

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I had a cigarette for breakfast, just for beginners, Cried for my lunch, and sleep for dinner. Votes: 0

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead. Votes: 0

To the unmusical hearer a note on the gong means dinner, this perhaps often is menacing enough... Votes: 0

Then from the Mint walks forth the man of rhyme, Happy to catch me, just at dinner-time. Votes: 0

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. Votes: 0

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. Votes: 0

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I make sure I make a painting - that's my job. And I cook the Sunday dinner. Votes: 0

I just don't get invited to the same dinner parties I used to like to go to. Votes: 0

I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' Votes: 0

I am different - if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner! Votes: 0

I eat almost no lunch. I have a big dinner but I don't have a big lunch. Votes: 0

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. Votes: 0

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it. Votes: 0

I do not think anything serious should be done after dinner, as nothing should be before breakfast. Votes: 0

For a group of friends or a family dinner, fish tacos are popular and fun to make. Votes: 0

I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party. Votes: 0

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it. Votes: 0

Thou hast nor youth nor age But as it were an after dinner sleep Dreaming of both. Votes: 0

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso. Votes: 0

At dinner parties I sit below the salt now. There are a lot of interesting people there. Votes: 0

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. Votes: 0

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

If you could make a pudding wi' thinking o' the batter, it 'ud be easy getting dinner. Votes: 0

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. Votes: 0

Humanism is the philosophy that you should be a good guest at the dinner table of life. Votes: 0

My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking. Votes: 0

My training was never to drink after dinner nor before I wrote nor while I was writing. Votes: 0

And I know I need to invite him over for dinner, because there's no question. This is serious. Votes: 0

The old days were slower. People buttered their bread without guilt and sat down to dinner en famille. Votes: 0

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. Votes: 0

I am not interested in politics at all. At home, around the dinner table, we never discuss politics. Votes: 0

There's no sight on earth more appealing than that of a woman making dinner for someone she loves. Votes: 0

We spend so much time sublimatin', thinkin' about, 'What am I going to have for lunch, dinner?' Votes: 0

Oh, my friends, be warned by me, That breakfast, dinner, lunch and tea, Are all human frame requires. Votes: 0

You prefer the guy who would buy you a necklace Take you out to dinner, not hungover breakfast. Votes: 0

the illusion never really dissipates that you can lose twenty pounds in one night by cutting out dinner. Votes: 0

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner. Votes: 0

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu. Votes: 0

Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

A revolution is not a dinner party, or writing an essay, or painting a picture, or doing embroidery. Votes: 0

Destroying a tropical rainforest for profit is like burning all the paintings of the Louvre to cook dinner. Votes: 0

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. Votes: 0

You know I'll kiss you for my supper. Yeah, you know I'll kiss you for my dinner, baby. Votes: 0

Thirty years ago dinner theatre used to be much more of a going concern than it is now. Votes: 0

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. Votes: 0

I wouldn't go that far. But I know my way around the kitchen. I make dinner every night. Votes: 0

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

With four-appetizer, four-entree menus, it's like, give me a break. That's not a restaurant, that's a dinner party. Votes: 0

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." Votes: 0

The irrational may be attractive in the abstract, but not in cab drives, dinner guests, or elderly relatives. Votes: 0

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I mean, I can cook, but I'd get very nervous having my food being judged by dinner guests. Votes: 0

A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner. Votes: 0

I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner. Votes: 0

I would rather read poetry than eat my dinner any day. It has been so all my life. Votes: 0

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine. Votes: 0

With four-appetizer, four-entree menus, it's like, give me a break. That's not a restaurant, that's a dinner party." Votes: 0

Prayer is like Thanksgiving dinner. It takes one hour to eat it and ten hours to prepare it. Votes: 0

In the end, like so many beautiful promises in our lives, that dinner date never came to be. Votes: 0

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'm crazy, boy. I'm a madman. I could eat both of you for dinner and love every bite. Votes: 0

One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.' Votes: 0

I come from a very, very Catholic family. We used to pray the rosary every day after dinner. Votes: 0

Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties? Votes: 0

Supporting actors are the support. You can't make a building without support. You can't buy dinner without support. Votes: 0

In dinner talk it is perhaps allowable to fling any faggot rather than let the fire go out. Votes: 0

Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties?" Votes: 0

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance. Votes: 0

The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation. Votes: 0

In Hollywood, as I've often said, if you don't sing or dance, you end up as an after-dinner speaker. Votes: 0

There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times. Votes: 0

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

The dinner table is a lively debate, and everybody weighs in in a different way. I like that, though. Votes: 0

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

The best way to get anybody's attention is dinner. I have good kitchen skills and good grocery shopping skills. Votes: 0

I'm the kind of girl who thinks about what she's gonna cook for dinner when she's finishing her lunch. Votes: 0

I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids. Votes: 0

Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner. Votes: 0

I think Ian McKellen made it all happen, because he used to throw dinner parties and invite everyone over. Votes: 0

Painting is just like making an after-dinner speech. If you want to be remembered, say one thing and stop. Votes: 0

That clergyman soon becomes an object of contempt who being often asked out to dinner never refuses to go. Votes: 0

There's nothing I like more than picking fresh vegetables then putting them in the dinner you make that night. Votes: 0

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

One favourite find of mine has to be a 1980s black dinner jacket that I wear as a dress. Votes: 0

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour. Votes: 0

What I admire most in men - To sit opposite a mirror at dinner and not look in it Votes: 0

My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner. Votes: 0

I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner. Votes: 0

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

She want a man, don't need a man I'm flying down your boulevard She cooking dinner with your pans. Votes: 0

When you are invited to a dinner, you are either a guest or you are part of a menu Votes: 0

You can imagine the kind of dinner parties I had to go to at a young age... pretty dull. Votes: 0

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface Votes: 0

A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine. Votes: 0

I usually wake up far after breakfast. So I have no other choice but to go straight to dinner. Votes: 0

My mom cooked for us, and on the weekend, we always had Sunday dinner. My father liked to bake. Votes: 0

I am a trial lawyer. Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit. Votes: 0

If you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least. Votes: 0

When I cook him dinner and I burn it black, he better say hmmm, I like it like that. Votes: 0

Oh yeah," Zane says and smirks at me. "I had her for dinner once. Best meal of my life. Votes: 0

Well had Solomon said,'Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith. Votes: 0

Live events and lectures in front of large audiences. It is the best. I like it more than eating dinner. Votes: 0

This was a good dinner enough, to be sure, but it was not a dinner to ask a man to. Votes: 0

Explain to me why it is more noble to kill ten thousand men in battle than a dozen at dinner. Votes: 0

This is a fallen world. People lie, the truth gets distorted, and that's the way it is. What's for dinner ? Votes: 0

Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. Votes: 0

We lost 14 straight. Then we had a game rained out and it felt so good we had a victory dinner. Votes: 0

Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends. Votes: 0

Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal. Votes: 0

In the modern world there's no such thing as formality. A dinner jacket used to mean a tuxedo, you know? Votes: 0

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. Votes: 0

I never had, like, a nanny that took care of me. My mom always fed me breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Votes: 0

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests. Votes: 0

Everybody has heard that family dinner is great for kids. But unfortunately, it doesn't work in many of our lives. Votes: 0

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. Votes: 0

Steve Zahn and I like to go to dinner, and we love to go to Chef Donald Link's Herb Saint. Votes: 0

When I auditioned for 'Animal House,' I had only done some plays at a local dinner theater in Virginia. Votes: 0

The end of a novel, like the end of a children's dinner-party, must be made up of sweetmeats and sugar-plums. Votes: 0

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table. Votes: 0

I never take a nap after dinner but when I have had a bad night, and then the nap takes me. Votes: 0

You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power. Votes: 0

travel has been stepped up to such a speed that one can have dinner in New York and indigestion in Madrid ... Votes: 0

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner. Votes: 0

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Literally, I just love food and I like going to dinner with big groups of people so you can try everything. Votes: 0

The dinner-hour is the summer of the day: full of sunshine, I grant; but not like the mellow autumn of supper. Votes: 0

They take great pride in making their dinner cost much; I take my pride in making my dinner cost so little. Votes: 0

Thailand's seafood industry is the third largest in the world. And much of it is ending up on our dinner tables. Votes: 0

I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am. Votes: 0

I can direct breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I take pride in my kitchen, but I'm not going to direct a movie. Votes: 0

I'm down for whatever. You just lead the way. We go to dinner you don't even look at me to pay Votes: 0

If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries. Votes: 0

My boyfriend isn't a rock star. His values are rock solid. We met at a dinner and he made me laugh. Votes: 0

I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting. Votes: 0

When I was a boy we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner. Votes: 0

Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

To be honest dinner conversations was the worst bit about being a child and listening to the boring people around me. Votes: 0

Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace. Votes: 0

I consider a good dinner party at our house to be where people drink and eat more than they're meant to. Votes: 0

I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like. Votes: 0

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Are you guys really arguing over where to eat dinner?""It's one of the more savage tools in the diplomatic arsenal. Votes: 0

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home. Votes: 0

I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray. Votes: 0

I cook and I really believe in the family dinner, I think that's a nice time to bring the family together. Votes: 0

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other? Votes: 0

A biscuit in the States is something you would put gravy on with dinner, and it's not sweet in the least! Votes: 0

Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed. Votes: 0

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin. Votes: 0

At 2, I start preparing fish or chicken for dinner. I don't drive. I don't have hobbies. I have no desire to travel. Votes: 0

Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that. -Benedick (Much Ado) Votes: 0

And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner? Votes: 0

I think that being a gentleman is what matters; taking them out to a nice dinner, open the doors, stuff like that. Votes: 0

The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible. Votes: 0

I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by dinner I mean marry her. Votes: 0

I can only cook brown rice and vegetables, so I don't get too many people coming over for dinner parties or anything. Votes: 0

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. Votes: 0

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed. Votes: 0

Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. Votes: 0

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. Votes: 0

We would finish dinner, and then we'd all sit around as a family and watch 'Roseanne.' That was a big one. Votes: 0

Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. Votes: 0

If I didn't swim my best, I'd think about it at school, at dinner, with my friends. It would drive me crazy. Votes: 0

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

Whether it's a big dinner party or people just coming over to hang out, I just love to spend time with them. Votes: 0

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. Votes: 0

One should never refuse an invitation to lunch or dinner, for one never knows what one may have to eat the next day. Votes: 0

I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One. Votes: 0

I can't stand wearing the same clothes all day. It makes me insane. I like to dress for the afternoon and for dinner. Votes: 0

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all. Votes: 0

The best reply to an atheist is to give him a good dinner and ask him if he believes there is a cook. Votes: 0

If I leave my phone in the car and go to dinner or something for a few hours, I'm very proud of myself. Votes: 0

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress. Votes: 0

Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are. Votes: 0

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. Votes: 0

I go home, I have dinner with my wife and kids, and after my kids go to bed, I'm back online doing stuff. Votes: 0

I had a feeling once about mathematics - that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. Votes: 0

There are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner. Votes: 0

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor. Votes: 0

Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

In Spain people have lunch and dinner a lot later - when I return to England I'll have to eat alone at midnight. Votes: 0

For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for dinner? Votes: 0

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I could probably die happy with a cheeseboard and a glass of French red wine - that's my idea of a perfect dinner. Votes: 0

Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

She said she was going out, and would get the dinner. That is the last I saw her, or said anything to her. Votes: 0

Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner. Votes: 0

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I'm so hands-on, from the color of my tour bus to what I eat for dinner at 5 or the way the lights are hung. Votes: 0

I am open to conviction on all points except dinner and debts. I hold that the one must be eaten and the other paid. Votes: 0

I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner. Votes: 0

When you get me a good man made out of arguments, I will get you a good dinner with reading you the cookery book. Votes: 0

My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner. Votes: 0

I think if we all acted the way we felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing. Votes: 0

But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner! Votes: 0

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

I want to see my kids for dinner, I want to put them down at night, I want to see their soccer games after school. Votes: 0

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day. Votes: 0

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. Votes: 0

I am lucky enough to live in Miami so dinner on the beach with people I love is one of my favorite ways to relax. Votes: 0

I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I had heat, and I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything. Votes: 0