Doctors?" said Ron, looking startled. "Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Votes: 3
J. K. RowlingDoctors couldn't be everywhere, so the Lord invented Vulcans. I thought you knew. Votes: 3
Diane DuaneDoctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures Votes: 3
Dr. David JonesDoctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense Votes: 3
Nassim Nicholas TalebDoctors say there's no such thing as chemo brain, but ask any chemo patient. Votes: 3
Sarah Addison AllenDoctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down. Votes: 3
Jodi PicoultDoctors can predict these things [tumors] just as long as they get access to people. Votes: 3
John NewmanDoctors said 'go home and enjoy what little is left of your life'. He recovered. Votes: 3
Richard M. SchulzeThe German Doctors say that persons sensible of harmony have one sense more than others. Votes: 3
Jean Anthelme Brillat-SavarinDoctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol. Votes: 3
Sharon JonesAddiction is a disease of exposure. Doctors and nurses, for instance, have a high addiction rate. Votes: 3
William S. BurroughsDoctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. Votes: 3
Napoleon BonaparteDoctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. Votes: 3
Phyllis DillerDoctors; all they do is make you worse and take all your money. That's a general statement. Votes: 3
Lisa BedrickSome people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. Votes: 2
Dorothy Canfield FisherRemember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. Votes: 2
Al McGuireI'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Votes: 2
Groucho MarxI got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. Votes: 2
James H. BorenMy doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Votes: 2
Orson WellesIf my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. Votes: 2
Isaac AsimovMy doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. Votes: 2
Walter MatthauThe reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing Votes: 1
Robert S. MendelsohnDeath deceives relations often, and doctors sometimes, but the patient - never. Votes: 0
Phyllis BottomeMost doctors are uncomfortable with medical conditions that have a psychological basis. Votes: 0
John E. SarnoMost doctors are prisoners of their education and shackled by their profession. Votes: 0
Richard DiazDo we really want Washington administrators coming between us and our doctors? Votes: 0
Foster FriessIf economists were doctors, they would today be mired in malpractice suits. Votes: 0
John Ralston SaulThe doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad. Votes: 0
David Lloyd GeorgeIt's the doctors duty to activate and reactivate the body's own healing mechanism. Votes: 0
Charlotte GersonSkin diseases are something doctors like, the patient neither dies nor gets well. Votes: 0
H. L. MenckenMedicine is intention. Those who are proficient at using intention are good doctors. Votes: 0
Sun SimiaoWhat clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! Votes: 0
Israel Zangwill...if all people doing desktop publishing were doctors we would all be dead! Votes: 0
Massimo VignelliI'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending. Votes: 0
Sherry StringfieldMost of those evils we poor mortals know From doctors and imagination flow. Votes: 0
Charles ChurchillSaid after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it. Votes: 0
Dorothy ParkerAnother benefit of going to Cornell is that 90 percent of your friends are doctors. Votes: 0
Ato EssandohIf people understood that doctors weren't divine, perhaps the odor of malpractice might diminish. Votes: 0
Richard SelzerNo families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries. Votes: 0
Oliver Wendell HolmesWho shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me? Votes: 0
Alexander PopeAccording to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness. Votes: 0
Federico FelliniThe world needs saints who have genius, just as a plague-stricken town needs doctors. Votes: 0
Simone WeilI shall tell my doctors baseball has more curative powers than all their medicine. Votes: 0
Herbert HooverWhat I'm telling you is there's too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors. Votes: 0
George W. BushThe best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. Votes: 0
Jonathan SwiftThe reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing. Votes: 0
Robert S. MendelsohnMy grandfather would live to see his children become doctors and ministers, accounts and professors. Votes: 0
Rand Paula sick society, unlike a sick individual, fares best under the ministration of many doctors. Votes: 0
Georgia HarknessGood morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive. Votes: 0
Arthur C. ClarkeThis was the trouble with families. Like invidious doctors, they knew just where it hurt. Votes: 0
Arundhati RoySome people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. Votes: 0
Cass CanfieldNot one amongst the doctors, as you'll see For his own friends desires to prescribe. Votes: 0
PhilemonMy doctors warned me repeatedly that if you don't stay positive, you don't do well, Votes: 0
Vince FlynnGrowing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo. Votes: 0
Zoe SaldanaDisease increases in proportion to the increase in the number of doctors in a place. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiMy doctors warned me repeatedly that if you don't stay positive, you don't do well. Votes: 0
Vince FlynnI wish medical schools helped us to analyze our healthy and unhealthy reasons for becoming doctors. Votes: 0
Bernie SiegelThere is among doctors, in acute hospitals at least, a presumption of stupidity in their patients. Votes: 0
Oliver SacksVery few [doctors] are men of science in any very serious sense; they're men of technique. Votes: 0
Robertson DaviesOne time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergIf we wanted to make money we would have become lawyers or doctors or stuff like that. Votes: 0
Gabriel BaThere's huge satisfaction in that, but I've got to credit all the doctors and trainers in Cleveland. Votes: 0
Bob WickmanI'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. Votes: 0
Charles SchumerI had gained a greater appreciation of hearing the concerns of woman, doctors, and so many others. Votes: 0
Jesse JacksonAnd we have made of ourselves living cesspools, and driven doctors to invent names for our diseases. Votes: 0
PlatoWhy are infectious disease doctors the best ones to date? They are the most cultured and sensitive. Votes: 0
Peter RogersIf doctors just spent more time with their patients so they felt more reassured, that might help. Votes: 0
Irving KirschI think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more. Votes: 0
Henry Ward BeecherThere are enough doctors on the planet so that nobody has to die for lack of care, Votes: 0
Fidel CastroThere is a shortage of doctors, and the American Medical Association is aiming to keep it that way. Votes: 0
Barry RitholtzA question like "do you love me?" was an itch our doctors told us not to scratch. Votes: 0
Shane KoyczanThe gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire. Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillIt is so hard that one cannot really have confidence in doctors and yet cannot do without them. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheDon't you loathe it when doctors use the word 'we' when it applies only and solely to yourself? Votes: 0
Carson McCullersIllness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey. Votes: 0
Marcel ProustWhy is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'? Votes: 0
Bill MaherIt is the doctors who desert the dying and there is so much to be learned about pain. Votes: 0
Norman BarrettBoth my parents were doctors, and my mother had her surgery in the house. There were six children. Votes: 0
Diane CilentoI do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems. Votes: 0
Seve BallesterosWhen other boys dreamt of going to the moon or becoming doctors, I wanted to be a designer. Votes: 0
Olivier TheyskensMy father said writing was a nice hobby. He strongly encouraged my brother and me to become doctors. Votes: 0
Tess GerritsenAs with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad. Votes: 0
Fuller AlbrightMy doctors told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother. Votes: 0
Wilma RudolphI've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs. Votes: 0
Gary BuseyMy doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinThe doctors may be mapping out the war games, but it is the nurses who make the conflict bearable. Votes: 0
Jodi PicoultI was conceived after doctors told my mother she'd never have children. I'm a miracle - we all are. Votes: 0
Jill ScottThat's the worst of doctors. They are so keen about the body, but they don't study the soul at all. Votes: 0
Ethel M. DellIt is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it. Votes: 1 Thomas Sowell
A chiropractor accomplished in three weeks what the army doctors haven't been able to do in two years. Votes: 3 George Kennedy
It's interesting when people make comments about celebrities' weight gain or lack of weight gain as if they're a medical professional that's treating that celebrity. Like, 'This doctor does not treat Jessica Simpson, but thinks her weight is unhealthy.' If you don't treat her, then how do you know? Votes: 1 Busy Philipps
You know what the doctors call me? 'The Cancer Warrior.' Votes: 2 Dick Dale
Before I started chemotherapy treatments, I wrote down the best advice from doctors, family, friends, books, and survivors and created an 'Owner's Manual' to help me take care of myself. It would remind me that cancer is doable. Votes: 1 Regina Brett
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. Votes: 2 Dorothy Canfield Fisher
The key is to cut out the middleman and empower both doctor and patient with information about what things cost. Votes: 2 Benjamin Carson
One day after laying a wreath at the tomb of Martin Luther King Jr., President Bush appoints a federal judge who has built his career around dismantling Dr. King's legacy. Votes: 3 Hillary Clinton
There are many people making a difference. I mean, Dr. King never held an office. Gandhi never held an office. There are people who are archetypes in our society who have never held office and made a difference. Votes: 1 Dennis Kucinich
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. Votes: 1 Robert Webb
Even Doctors Without Borders in West Africa are moving the fatality rate from 50 percent down to 30 percent-I bet we can do substantially better than that here. Votes: 4 William Schaffner
Medicine is intention. Those who are proficient at using intention are good doctors. Votes: 4 Sun Simiao
The great doctors all got their education off dirt pavements and poverty - not marble floors and foundations. Votes: 4 Martin H. Fischer
Dr. King is so inspiring, so impressive, so moving as a human being. Votes: 2 Michael Bolton
As a doctor, I've learned the importance and value of listening. Votes: 1 Ami Bera
There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers. Votes: 3 Dorothy Fields
If medical doctors can be sued for malpractice, shouldn't financial professionals practice under the same safeguard? Votes: 4 Robert Kiyosaki
Mind-body medicine should not be an 'alternative,' nor should complementary and integrative medicine be something doctors are not exposed to during their training. Votes: 2 Bernie Siegel
The media are obsessed with spin doctors and with portraying them as a bad thing, yet seem addicted to our medicine. Votes: 4 Alastair Campbell
The problem with writing a book in verse is, to be successful, it has to sound like you knocked it off on a rainy Friday afternoon. It has to sound easy. When you can do it, it helps tremendously because it's a thing that forces kids to read on. You have this unconsummated feeling if you stop. Votes: 1 Dr. Seuss