It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Votes: 4
Mark TwainDon't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Votes: 2
Ann LandersNo one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Votes: 2
Christopher MorleyLots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem. Votes: 2
Benjamin HoffKnow yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Votes: 2
Ann LandersThe only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. Votes: 2
Johnny DeppI care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Votes: 2
Abraham LincolnDo not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Votes: 2
Martha ScottI look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. Votes: 2
Shirley MacLaineHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Votes: 2
Mark TwainOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Votes: 2
Groucho MarxYou think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. Votes: 2
Robert Louis StevensonWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Votes: 2
Robert A. HeinleinMy idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Votes: 2
Anne LamottI'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! Votes: 2
Audrey HepburnYou treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
Stone Cold Steve AustinA dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right.
Barbara KingsolverBut never yet the dog our country fed, Betrayed the kindness or forgot the bread.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron LyttonWanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheSociety tames the wolf into a dog. And man is the most domesticated animal of all.
Friedrich NietzscheMy wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
Rodney DangerfieldA man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
George D. PrenticeThere were only so many kicks a dog could take before it turned vicious.' (Acheron)
Sherrilyn KenyonYou ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself.
Emily DickinsonI tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog"cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
Jordan SonnenblickSure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.
Martina NavratilovaTears have a better character cried alone. Pity can sometimes be more wolf than dog.
Sebastian BarryDo not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.
Desiderius ErasmusThese things happen. One day you run everything, and the next day you run like a dog.
Hunter S. ThompsonAwwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)
James PattersonI'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.
Calista FlockhartNothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.
D. H. LawrenceIf you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.
George Bernard ShawMay I die like a dog rather than hasten the ripening of a sentence by a single second!
Gustave FlaubertIf I don't start having service I'm going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.
Robert A. HeinleinI am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.
Archie PanjabiIf the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit.
Hayes McClerkinI'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."
Warren BeattyA dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Orlando Aloysius BattistaDoubt, if you will, the being who loves you, Woman or dog, but never doubt love itself.
Alfred de MussetIt is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog.
Charles DarwinThis man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny YoungmanIf entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old.
Justin TimberlakeA dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.
Carolyn HeilbrunMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not
Ellen DeGeneresWithout a plan your kind of just like a dog chasing it's tail, your not getting anywhere.
Gabrielle DennisA cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.
Lori BorgmanThey say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels.
Neil S. PlakcyCertainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.
Robert Falcon ScottThe humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail.
W. Somerset MaughamNone of us are really that big of a deal in the world - but you are your dog's everything.
Dana PerinoDo the right thing even if it means dying like a dog when no one's there to see you do it.
James StockdaleMy routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog.
Jennifer AnistonTo your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born.
Louis SabinA thief running away like mad from a ferocious watch-dog may be a splendid example of Zen.
Reginald Horace BlythAn Airedale can do anything any other dog can do and then whip the other dog if he has to.
Theodore RooseveltI consciously choose the dog's path through life. I shall be poor; I shall be a painter...
Vincent Van GoghHe had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.
Dorothy L. SayersStevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!
Gloria EstefanA lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show
John TurturroI'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.
Jorge GarciaA Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.
Andy Borowitz'The Dog Whisperer' to me is a show that had a passion, and it helped me save relationships.
Cesar MillanWhen asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."
George Bernard ShawChipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.
Lee TrevinoWhat a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
Rodney DangerfieldPolitics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.
Rudyard KiplingMy dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
Tommy CooperA friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you.
Will Christopher BaerI look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.
Dolly PartonA dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.
Fran LebowitzWho is able to paint the existence of a dog as Picasso paints the existence of a cubic shape?
Franz MarcFor a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.
George AllenIt often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
Henry David ThoreauYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff FoxworthyA dog could see your heart in your eyes, Budress told him, and dogs were drawn to our hearts.
Robert CraisDid you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
Tracey UllmanMy advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
Carl T. RowanMy songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them.
Dave Matthews...some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart...
John J. GeddesHe who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog.
MaimonidesWhen I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
Rodney DangerfieldTo a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair.
William Lyon PhelpsIn a few years, no doubt, marriage licences will be sold like dog licences, good for 12 months.
Aldous HuxleyI don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.
Buzz BissingerI have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.
Chelsea ClintonMy sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
Chic MurrayDebating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
Harold WilsonA little attention, a pat on the head, and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks.
Louis SabinThis is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog.
Shane TroncSomewhere in the rain, there will always be an abandoned dog that prevents you from being happy.
Aldous HuxleyA 'possessed' dog in the neighborhood won't let me stop killing until he gets his fill of blood.
David BerkowitzClouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps.
Gary SnyderThe dog that licks ashes, trust not with meale. [The dog that licks ashes trust not with meal.]
George HerbertA dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
Robert BreaultAye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Robert E. HowardMy dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.
Steve FowlerTo push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job.
Anne BancroftA man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog.
Earl Hamner, Jr.I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.
John SteinbeckIf it is true that cowardice is the most grave vice, then the dog, at least, is not guilty of it.
Mikhail BulgakovSo long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it.
Swami VivekanandaIf you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby
Gordon KlingenschmittIn the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden
John HegleyAsk a glass of water why it pities the rain. Ask the lunatic yard dog why it tolerates the leash.
Terrance HayesI desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.
Victoria PrattIf you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Will RogersA man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.
A. R. GurneyNobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Adam SmithNo matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor, but honest.
Bertrand RussellI really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, âOh my God, come here, come here!â
Bill KaulitzTechnically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.
Craig FergusonAllow your dog to take you for a walk every day. It's good for the body and it's good for the soul.
Eckhart TolleEvery dog has like me the impulse to question, and I have like every dog the impulse not to answer.
Franz KafkaLos Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.
Rita RudnerIf you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya
George R. R. MartinIn politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, it takes off seven years of your life.
George StephanopoulosPerhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Gertrude SteinIt couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
John LeesonWhen a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
Mark TwainA timid dog barks more violently than it bites. Curtius Canis timidus vehementius latrat quam mordet
Quintus Curtius RufusI care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Votes: 3 Abraham Lincoln
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong. Votes: 3 Dave Barry
I still think that, in a way, I can't get past half my childhood dogmas. Votes: 3 J. D. Salinger
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. Votes: 2 Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot. Votes: 1 James Spader
I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot. Votes: 1 James Spader
All of us want to live, and that is absolutely natural. However, we should learn from childhood on to choose our best way to die. If we don't do that, we end up spending our days like a dog, only in search of harbour, food and expressing a blind loyalty to his owner in return. That isn't enough to make our lives have a meaning. Votes: 1 Yamamoto Tsunetomo
The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you. Votes: 6 Francois Rabelais
The clothes are different: pre-dog, I used to be very finicky and self-conscious about how I looked; now I schlep around in the worst clothing - big heavy boots, baggy old sweaters, a hooded down parka from L.L. Bean that makes me look like an astronaut. Votes: 1 Caroline Knapp
To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.' Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off. Votes: 2 Bill Maher
I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I want my view of the world to be right up there next to gallon boxes of Tide. Votes: 2 Dorothy Allison
No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer. Votes: 1 Cesar Millan
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal. Votes: 1 Enid Bagnold
People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story. Votes: 3 Jim Butcher
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Votes: 1 Robert Benchley
A study conducted by the State University of New York at Buffalo Medical School suggested that in times of stress a dog is likely to be more help in calming you down than a spouse or partner. Most dog owners can guess the reason why: dogs never judge us and never compete with us. Votes: 2 Marjorie Garber
I think the one that's going to be the hardest to make into a film is the one that's probably going to be made into a film, which is 'The Art of Racing in the Rain.' I mean, it's narrated by a dog. How do you do that? But hopefully we'll get to see. Votes: 1 Garth Stein
I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want. Votes: 3 Simon Cowell
I was raised in the Depression, when there was a great sense of dog-eat-dog and people fighting over scraps. Votes: 1 John Updike
i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. Votes: 3 Rick Riordan
Where are the dogs?" I asked. "At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He used to work for a local K-9 unit." I didn't think it was in the Chihuahua genetic code to ever be stealthy. Votes: 3 Richelle Mead
No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer. Votes: 1 Cesar Millan
There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it. Votes: 2 Paul Gallico
You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag. Votes: 1 Norman Wisdom
My favorite figure of the American author is that of a man who breeds a favorite dog, which he throws into the Mississippi River for the pleasure of making a splash. The river does not splash, but it drowns the dog. Votes: 3 Henry Adams
I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me. Votes: 1 Michael Graziadei
The life of a good dog is like the life of a good person, only shorter and more compressed, Votes: 3 Anna Quindlen
I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence. Votes: 2 Clive Barker
Being in front of a camera, in a nice dress, getting all dressed up, is extreme. There's a lot of other extreme situations, you know, just getting out of bed sometimes is extreme - but I do it. Just got to do it, just got to get up. Put your sweatpants on, brush off the dog hair and just get out of the house! Votes: 1 Sandra Bullock
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. Votes: 4 David Letterman
I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting. Votes: 3 Bonnie McFarlane
People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it. Votes: 1 John Jay Chapman
given the nature of the human couple, the love of a man and a woman is a priori inferior to that which can exist (at least in the best instances) in the love between man and dog...It is a completely selfless love. Votes: 4 Milan Kundera
A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. Votes: 4 A. R. Gurney
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! Votes: 1 Emily VanCamp
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Votes: 2 Benjamin Franklin
Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to understand that a dog park isn't exercise and isn't a substitute for walk. A visit to the dog park is fun - play time. Votes: 1 Cesar Millan
Falling In Love Is Like Owning A Dog.Throw things away and love will bring them back,again, and again, and again.But most of all, love needs love, lots of it.And in return, love loves you and never stops. Votes: 3 Taylor Mali
Not wishing to blow my own trumpet, I'm as near to being the perfect dog owner as it is possible to be. Votes: 3 Mark Barrowcliffe
Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!' Votes: 2 Ian Dunbar
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Votes: 2 Angus Young
Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner. Votes: 6 Ice Cube
Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted protagonist finds difficult to muster. Votes: 3 Mike Mills
The first real concert, other than going with my dad to see Three Dog Night, was Smashing Pumpkins and Garbage. I was fourteen or fifteen. I liked Shirley Manson because she reminded me of Annie Lennox. They both have these deep, sexy, powerful alto voices. Votes: 6 Amy Lee
When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun. Votes: 3 Ian Dunbar
Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal. Votes: 4 Val Kilmer
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. Votes: 4 Donna Shalala
Elizabeth's back at the red cross, and I'm walking the dog. Votes: 3 Bob Dole
Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that. Votes: 1 Alison Sweeney