Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. Votes: 4
Ashly LorenzanaDogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. Votes: 4
Tim AllenI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Votes: 4
Winston ChurchillDogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. Votes: 3
Demetri MartinThe Blue Dogs are a group of conservative Democrats in the House of Representatives. Votes: 3
Jim MathesonDogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. Votes: 3
Milan KunderaDogs with broken legs are shot; men with broken souls write through the night. Votes: 3
Kenneth PatchenAll Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ. Votes: 3
Stephen ColbertDogs aren't born knowing what or what not to do; they only learn like children. Votes: 3
Barbara WoodhouseDogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes. Votes: 3
Jerry O'ConnellAs long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. Votes: 3
Max LucadoShe doesn't believe in dogs," Bridget said. "Dogs are hardly an article of faith," Sylvie said. Votes: 3
Kate AtkinsonDogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. Votes: 3
Marc MaronDogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend. Votes: 3
Dana GouldThe expression Gone To The Dogs needs to be changed to Gone To Humans Without a Conscience Votes: 3
Amit AbrahamI like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Votes: 3
Winston S. ChurchillDogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity. Votes: 3
Anne LamottEdible names are what drives me as a musician. My next band will be called the Hot Dogs. Votes: 3
Chad SmithDogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper. Votes: 3
Dana GouldDogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach. Votes: 3
MobyDogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach." Votes: 3
MobyDogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us. Votes: 3
Iris MurdochMen are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal. Votes: 3
Wanda SykesThese are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north. Votes: 3
Clifford D. SimakWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Votes: 3
Robert A. HeinleinI could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.' Votes: 3
Hanna RosinI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Votes: 3
Winston S. ChurchillCats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring. Votes: 2
Angela KinseyDogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere. Votes: 2
Dave BarryThe dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery Votes: 1
Thorstein VeblenWhen a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news Votes: 1
Charles A. DanaI've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukIf you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work. Votes: 0
Anton ChekhovJournalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark. Votes: 0
Arthur SchopenhauerStar, pillows don't attack dogs," Sam said."Or anything else," Turtle added. Votes: 0
Jennifer PriesterThere are certain regions in the country where the indigenous people eat dogs. Votes: 0
Jessica HagedornYou never find an Englishman among the under-dogs except in England, of course. Votes: 0
Evelyn WaughIf you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything. Votes: 0
Marion Zimmer BradleyI admire those old road dogs, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan. That's their life. Votes: 0
Robbie RobertsonHeaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you. Votes: 0
Unknown Author 516What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers. Votes: 0
Brian HareThe two old secretaries conversed in the manner of hostile but toothless male dogs. Votes: 0
John IrvingPeople wouldn't have become who we are today if we hadn't coevolved with dogs. Votes: 0
Temple GrandinThe love between dog and man is idyllic, dogs were never expelled from paradise. Votes: 0
Milan KunderaThose monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! Votes: 0
Garth SteinHistories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeI am surrounded by my family, my beloved grandchildren, and my pack of dogs. Votes: 0
Christine FeehanI have several Scottish Terriers. I find them to be the most wonderful dogs. Votes: 0
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellUntil that afternoon in October four years ago, I hadn't known dogs could scream. Votes: 0
Stephen KingWhen dogs are actually looking at you, they're essentially hugging you with their eyes. Votes: 0
Brian HareI speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating. Votes: 0
Bill NyeBraggarts and rogues, dogs and scoundrels, drive them out, Harry Potter, see them off! Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingIt's not the breed that makes a good companion. All dogs are great companions. Votes: 0
Cesar MillanI don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza. Votes: 0
Art DonovanForget diamonds or dogsa girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon. Votes: 0
SarahaNo louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeHot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods. Votes: 0
Betty WhiteI understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception. Votes: 0
Emily BronteIn my house, we speak Spanglish to the dogs, to the grandchildren, to the kids. Votes: 0
Cristina SaraleguiI shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps. Votes: 0
D. H. Lawrence[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast. Votes: 0
Don HeroldThere is something about street dogs, about rescues; they have this knowing sense about them. Votes: 0
Hayden PanettiereI've got nine dogs, eight birds, turtles, fish and I had wallabies at one point. Votes: 0
Gloria EstefanSome people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Votes: 0
Dwight D. EisenhowerInvestigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise. Votes: 0
Tony SnowPeople who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. Votes: 0
August StrindbergAll my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all. Votes: 0
Helen HayesThe only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. Votes: 0
Johnny DeppNever chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. Votes: 0
John BergerThere are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence. Votes: 0
Hari KondaboluNever beg for mercy. Accept that you have failed. Begging is for dogs and humans. Votes: 0
Paolo BacigalupiWe have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. Votes: 0
Christine TaylorI know of dude-bands who've brought big, crazy dogs on tour. Everybody loves their animal. Votes: 0
Marnie SternI joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood. Votes: 0
Waka Flocka FlameWhat do dogs want? They want each other. Human beings are merely a cynomorphic substitute ... Votes: 0
Elizabeth Marshall ThomasIf you are truly fearless as a performer, than you don't fear kids or dogs. Votes: 0
Thomas Haden ChurchWe have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person. Votes: 0
Pamela StephensonLet us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. Votes: 0
Marie BashkirtseffChildren and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them Votes: 0
Ginnetta CorreliDon't treat the dogs like people. Treat the dogs like dogs. They are better than people. Votes: 0
Charles MansonPeople of the world, unite and defeat the U.S. aggressors and all their running dogs! Votes: 0
Mao ZedongI always wanted that house where everybody wants to go, full of energy, dogs, music, fun. Votes: 0
Rob LoweMy dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it Votes: 0
Will EstesThat they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally. Votes: 0
William FeatherMy dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it. Votes: 0
Will EstesCoward dogs most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten runs far before them. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareI'm still useful in my capacity as an arts educator and caretaker for the stray dogs. Votes: 0
Araya RasdjarmrearnsookI love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech. Votes: 0
Dana GouldThe sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations. Votes: 0
Frederick LenzThe sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations. Votes: 0
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellIt was so dry in Saskatchewan during the Depression that the trees were chasing the dogs. Votes: 0
John Robert ColomboFox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. Votes: 0
Jerome K. JeromeI have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood. Votes: 0
Caspar WeinbergerBeware of the dogs, beware of the evil workers, beware of those who mutilate the flesh! Votes: 0
Paul the ApostleNo one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it. Votes: 0
Courtney LoveI started selling corn dogs, ended up in the music industry. That's how it all started. Votes: 0
Ryan TedderWhen the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark. Votes: 0
Maharishi Mahesh YogiMy wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities. Votes: 0
Eric IdleOne of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us Votes: 0
Dean KoontzThe more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Votes: 0
Alphonse de LamartineEven in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanThe breadth and depth of what dogs do for our happiness and longevity is pretty remarkable. Votes: 0
Marty BeckerCats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Votes: 0
Jeff ValdezIsn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book. Votes: 0
Charles E. McKenzieThose who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men? Votes: 0
Swami VivekanandaPHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceThe sense of smell in all dogs is their primary doorway to the world around them. Votes: 0
Robert CraisMy father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings. Votes: 0
Flann O'BrienYou can't have a pristine house with ten dogs, and I'd rather have the ten dogs. Votes: 0
Glenn GreenwaldIf you're the only hot dog stand in town, you're hot dogs don't have to be good. Votes: 0
Andy StanleyOther dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them. Votes: 0
DiogenesI also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog. Votes: 0
Kristin DavisWomen, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as petitioners without the right to vote! Votes: 0
Susan B. AnthonyI am in flight from my story every day, and it dogs me like a faithful stray. Votes: 0
Lionel ShriverI have a very sensitive nose. I identify with dogs. I understand the world through my nose. Votes: 0
Erica JongMen are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. Votes: 0
William PennFew targets of ridicule are as easy to hit as owners and handlers of competitive show dogs. Votes: 0
Meghan DaumI've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! Votes: 0
Michael LandonThe ways that my dogs can make me - and my visitors - happy constantly amazes me. Votes: 0
Andrew WeilLight may earth's crumbling sand be laid on thee, that dogs may dig thy bones up easily Votes: 0
Marcus AureliusI have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it. Votes: 0
Cassie SteeleThe fact that dogs are not people means you don't have as much response to the particulars. Votes: 0
Susan OrleanPeople don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs. Votes: 0
Mary Ann ShafferIt'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs. Votes: 0
Leighton MeesterI have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs. Votes: 0
Jackie EvanchoIt is the practice of the multitude to bark at eminent men, as little dogs do at strangers. Votes: 0
Seneca the YoungerDo not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Votes: 0
Martha ScottIs the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus? Votes: 0
Neil GaimanIt's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? Votes: 0
Eleanor PorterIf you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits. Votes: 0
Gabriel IglesiasI've always loved dogs. I grew up with them and I love working with them. They're really fun. Votes: 0
Zac EfronThe police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy. Votes: 0
William F. Buckley, Jr.If you take away all the prairie dogs, there will be no one to cry for the rain. Votes: 0
Terry Tempest WilliamsI walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate it. Votes: 0
Elizabeth HurleyAs soon as I walk through the door and see my family and the dogs, I feel relaxed. Votes: 0
Andy MurrayI'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Votes: 0
Christine McVieI can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. Votes: 0
Bob BarkerI like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers. Votes: 0
Denise RichardsThe cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people say they're smiling Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukA screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it. Votes: 0
Frank MillerI have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine. Votes: 0
LIZI am quite an early riser - I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out. Votes: 0
Adam AntIt is easy to forget that in the main we die only seven times more slowly than our dogs. Votes: 0
Jim HarrisonI've got four dogs, and I just don't do dog doo. I'm a diva when it comes to that. Votes: 0
Kobe BryantMy morning ritual is to get up and feed the dogs, take my daughter to school, and come home. Votes: 0
Richard Dean AndersonWalking my dogs, playing with my kids - all of that is really good stuff to keep me centered. Votes: 0
John FeldmannYou just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. Votes: 0
Merrill MarkoeA dog could see your heart in your eyes, Budress told him, and dogs were drawn to our hearts. Votes: 0
Robert CraisGolf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. Votes: 0
Anne, Princess RoyalI've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born. Votes: 0
Jon HammDoc tips his hat to dogs as he drives by and the dogs look up and smile at him. Votes: 0
John SteinbeckDo you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs? Votes: 0
Ellen GlasgowI am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs. Votes: 0
Connie StevensAny man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. Votes: 0
Calvin CoolidgeI'd like to have a nice home set up, with a couple of dogs, and a fence, white picket fence. Votes: 0
Martin StarrYou think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonI grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually. Votes: 0
Lee PaceIf I tap that little bell, I can send you to a place where you will never hear the dogs bark. Votes: 0
Edwin M. StantonI wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me
Brendan FraserThe Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs.
Philip Elmer-DeWittReally, it was difficult to determine which I had most reason to feardogs, alligators or men!
Solomon NorthupEven the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music.
Swami VivekanandaWhat dogs? These are my children, little people with fur who make my heart open a little wider.
Oprah WinfreyI have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there.
Arthur BradfordHot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
Mignon McLaughlinMy dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs.
Rachel TrachtenburgOne of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs.
Terry KayMy dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.
Steve FowlerDogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation.
Vicki BrownThe fact of the matter is I'm 21 now. I stay home. I feed my dogs. I don't really go out. I work.
Bijou PhillipsI build a painting by putting little marks together-some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.
Chuck CloseDogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.
John GroganIf dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
Karel CapekThrow a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit.
Louis L'AmourBarbarism is not the inheritance of our pre-history. It is the companion that dogs our every step.
Alain FinkielkrautLife had not taught me to distrust ministers, but it had taught me to trust no one more than dogs.
Dean KoontzThere are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?
Heather MillsAsking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
John OsborneI really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, âOh my God, come here, come here!â
Bill KaulitzBarring love I'll take my life in large doses alone--rivers, forests, fish, grouse, mountains. Dogs.
Jim HarrisonThe whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.
Martin LutherDogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them!
Mehmet Murat ildanIf you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.
Whitey Herzog