Quotes about Donkey

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him. Votes: 4

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer. Votes: 4

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores. Votes: 4

I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago one worth $100. Votes: 4

I don't like to watch myself on screen because in my mind there is a touch of George Clooney about me, but when I see it, there is more than a little Donkey from 'Shrek' about me. Votes: 4

Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There's a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. Votes: 4

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey. Votes: 3

Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good. Votes: 3

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds! Votes: 3

Pokémon was made with Miyamoto-san's advice. Since I was a teenager, playing Donkey Kong, he's always been my role model. He's a mentor for my heart. Votes: 3

My dad likes to recite the story of 'Pablo the Donkey' before dinner to teach us the real meaning of Christmas. Every year, it's the same; every year, we cringe! Votes: 3

I dont like to watch myself on screen because in my mind there is a touch of George Clooney about me, but when I see it, there is more than a little Donkey from Shrek about me. Votes: 3

Pac-Man? Or is it Donkey Kong?” In truth, it looked a little more violent and military. A slow grin spread over his face. “Baseball. Think maybe you could stand behind me and give me a few pointers? Votes: 3

A unicorn is a donkey from the future Votes: 2

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. Votes: 2

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch. Votes: 2

When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys. Votes: 2

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism. Votes: 2

In school nativity plays I was always the bloody little donkey, I was never Mary. Votes: 2

I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes. Votes: 2

I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey. Votes: 2

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life. Votes: 2

A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything. Votes: 2

The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes. Votes: 2

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! Votes: 2

My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah. Votes: 2

What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross? Votes: 2

There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions. Votes: 2

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media. Votes: 2

God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant. Votes: 2

Pre-Christmas is very important, and it is stressful, and, you know, even in the biblical story... travelling on the donkey in a stressful environment. Votes: 2

Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill. Votes: 2

The North African mule talks always of his mother's brother, the horse, but never of his father, the donkey, in favor of others supposedly more reputable. Votes: 2

A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something. Votes: 2

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible. Votes: 2

No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's. Votes: 2

The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but a slaughtered lamb. Votes: 2

I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right. I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes. Votes: 2

I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding. Votes: 2

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit! Votes: 2

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time. Votes: 2

There were only a few shepherds at the first Bethlehem. The ox and the donkey understood more of the first Christmas than the high priests in Jerusalem. And it is the same today. Votes: 2

We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four dogs. Miniature donkeys are very warm, loving animals Votes: 2

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. Votes: 2

I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to cook for dinner. Now I prefer to get my food from KFC. Votes: 2

I mean, I could just go round and use session musicians for every song, but I don't find that helps when it comes to setting up a band for live. Derrick has been with me for donkey's years. Votes: 2

I had a very outdoorsy childhood. I was athletic and used to ride and do dressage. I could ride almost before I could walk. There is a picture of me at 18 months old sitting happily on the back of a donkey. Votes: 2

My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family. Votes: 2

I loved Morocco. It's very exotic and different from anywhere I've ever been. I had an amazing day there in the high Atlas Mountains near Mount Tamadot, when I rode by donkey into a Berber village and drank some mint tea with a Berber family. It was exceptional. Votes: 2

When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come up at five in the morning and they were all chanting. And we went on the beach and we got chased by a mad dog - big as a donkey. Votes: 2

The strongest animals on earth are plant eaters. Every creature we've enlisted to do the work we couldn't handle - the horse, donkey, elephant, camel, water buffalo, ox, yak - is an herbivore... whose huge muscles were built from plant protein, and whose strong bones got that way, and stayed that way, from grazing on grass and eating other vegetables. Votes: 2

Never take advice from a donkey. Votes: 0

A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkey Votes: 0

I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey. Votes: 0

I've been number two in films for donkey's years. Votes: 0

I have had a horse. Why would I accept a donkey? Votes: 0

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey. Votes: 0

I have a photograph of my grandfather driving a donkey cart barefoot. Votes: 0

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey..... Votes: 0

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back. Votes: 0

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself Votes: 0

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion. Votes: 0

If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey. Votes: 0

Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since. Votes: 0

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. Votes: 0

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey. Votes: 0

Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond. Votes: 0

An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey. Votes: 0

It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang]. Votes: 0

The happiness of the superficial: when a man who has lost his donkey finds it again. Votes: 0

I am here, come closer," the old donkey said with her eyes. "I will mother you. Votes: 0

Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole Votes: 0

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey. Votes: 0

Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart. Votes: 0

It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey. Votes: 0

Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it. Votes: 0

If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it! Votes: 0

If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle. Votes: 0

I was always the one in the background or the donkey. I was never a star, I never got to be the main part. Votes: 0

Then Samson said. With a donkeys jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand of them. Votes: 0

Brother Preptil, the master of the music, had described Brutha's voice as putting him in mind of a disappointed vulture arriving too late at the dead donkey. Votes: 0

Hey anyone who thinks a non-military–grade rappelling cable can support the weight of two grown men and a miniature donkey deserves to fall off a cliff. Votes: 0

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic." Votes: 0

I like parties, but I don't like pinatas, because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals: 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzaz. Let's kick his ass!' Votes: 0

The spirit and the body carry different loads and require different attentions. Too often we put the saddlebags on Jesus and let the donkey run loose in the pasture. Votes: 0

The strength of the donkey mind lies in adopting a course inversely as the arguments urged, which, well considered, requires as great a mental force as the direct sequence. Votes: 0

It does not matter if you vote for the left or right, you are not an elephant or donkey. You are a truthful lion who stands only for your conscience. Votes: 0

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them. Votes: 0

In the Bible, God uses brothel owners, pagan kings, murderers and mercenaries as instruments of good; at one point God even speaks to a guy named Balaam through his donkey. Votes: 0

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit! Votes: 0

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! Votes: 0

Safety from what? Who's after me?" Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions. Votes: 0

If you follow the pescribed way of how people want you to be, then it will be of great relieve if you commit suicide than to be dragged along like a donkey. Votes: 0

Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise. Votes: 0

There is no such thing as Success....That a thing is successful merely means that it is; a millionaire is successful in being a millionaire and a donkey in being a donkey. Votes: 0

That's more about lifestyle [Peter Mayles], living abroad. It's about buying a donkey and house in south France, and that's a slightly different thing. A very popular genre but that's not quite my thing. Votes: 0