Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. Votes: 4
Billy CarterBeer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. Votes: 2
Clementine PaddlefordDrinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. Votes: 2
Gerard WayBut a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). Votes: 2
Corey HaimAll other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. Votes: 0
Dave BarryWe should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonDrinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. Votes: 0
Michael JacksonYou might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. Votes: 0
Jeff Foxworthy