Quotes about Drunk

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Votes: 4

Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts Votes: 4

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Votes: 4

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. Votes: 4

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. Votes: 4

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. Votes: 4

Punch-Drunk Love' is my favorite movie. Votes: 3

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine. Votes: 3

I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl. Votes: 3

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again) Votes: 3

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. Votes: 3

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green Votes: 3

Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky! Votes: 3

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. Votes: 3

Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit. Votes: 3

Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord. Votes: 3

All romantics meet the same fate some day. Drunk and cynical and boring someone in some dark cafe. Votes: 3

A desperate plea to the Trinityis not something you can justapologize for in the morning-Drunk Dialing the Divine Votes: 3

Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon. Votes: 3

And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. Votes: 3

Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. Votes: 3

Write drunk; edit sober. Votes: 2

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Votes: 2

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better. Votes: 2

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. Votes: 2

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. Votes: 2

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. Votes: 2

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. Votes: 2

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Votes: 2

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Votes: 2

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Votes: 2

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. Votes: 2

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. Votes: 2

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. Votes: 2

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. Votes: 2

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. Votes: 2

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Votes: 2

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. Votes: 2

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. Votes: 2

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. Votes: 2

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. Votes: 2

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it. Votes: 2

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever. Votes: 2

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. Votes: 2

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Votes: 2

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. Votes: 2

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it. Votes: 2

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions. Votes: 2

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. Votes: 2

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. Votes: 2

Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the world in which all her love had turned to grief. Votes: 2

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk. Votes: 2

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken? Votes: 2

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night. Votes: 2

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine. Votes: 2

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Votes: 2

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it. Votes: 2

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.' Votes: 2

If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, 'You've been drunk on money,' they're not going to want to see it. But if you reflected that mirror on another time they'd be willing to. People will need an explanation of where we are and where we've been, and 'The Great Gatsby' can provide that explanation. Votes: 2

My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of 'Les Miserables,' in which the underdogs are always noble people. But he went out, and found a lot of ambitious, drunk, slothful and mean people out there. Zola simply could not - and was not interested in - telling a lie. Votes: 2

I'm drunk but truthful. Votes: 0

I'm a mischievous drunk. Votes: 0

I'm drunk but truthful. Votes: 0

You can't write drunk. Votes: 0

Is drunk dancing a type? Votes: 0

The shot glass is half drunk. Votes: 0

I should have drunk more Champagne. Votes: 0

I wish I'd drunk more champagne. Votes: 0

Never practice magic when you're drunk. Votes: 0

Friends don't let heads drive drunk! Votes: 0

I become drunk as circumstances dictate. Votes: 0

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions. Votes: 0

She's half mad and three parts drunk. Votes: 0

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk. Votes: 0

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk. Votes: 0

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned. Votes: 0

I'm drunk when it comes to clothes. Votes: 0

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken Votes: 0

It's not a crime to get drunk. Votes: 0

There's nothing left . . . but to get drunk. Votes: 0

I'm too drunk to walk, let's drive. Votes: 0

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk. Votes: 0

I am alive, and drunk on sunlight. Votes: 0

I have drunk and seen the spider. Votes: 0

Why don't we get drunk and screw? Votes: 0

It would be pleasant to be drunk. Votes: 0

The important thing is to be drunk. Votes: 0

Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power. Votes: 0

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing. Votes: 0

There's no point feeling angry at a drunk. Votes: 0

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos Votes: 0

I'm drunk on the fiery elixer of beauty. Votes: 0

Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment. Votes: 0

I liked you better when you were drunk . Votes: 0

Be drunk in love and high on life. Votes: 0

Never argue with a drunk or a fool. Votes: 0

I found out water can be drunk straight. Votes: 0

I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past. Votes: 0

If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick, Votes: 0

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk. Votes: 0

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. Votes: 0

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk Votes: 0

Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk. Votes: 0

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow. Votes: 0

There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk. Votes: 0

Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life. Votes: 0

...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk. Votes: 0

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. Votes: 0

No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap. Votes: 0

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5. Votes: 0

I'm not so think as you drunk I am ! Votes: 0

I've never been high or drunk in my life. Votes: 0

A man does not exist until he is drunk. Votes: 0

I have been drunk now for over two weeks. Votes: 0

There is nothing left to do but get drunk. Votes: 0

We must pay for the wine we have drunk. Votes: 0

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night, Votes: 0

It pays to get drunk with the best people. Votes: 0

I'll be drunk again to feel a little love. Votes: 0

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk. Votes: 0

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do. Votes: 0

What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand. Votes: 0

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that. Votes: 0

Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk. Votes: 0

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. Votes: 0

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. Votes: 0

Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound. Votes: 0

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover. Votes: 0

Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists. Votes: 0

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane. Votes: 0

I never am sea sick, never. I am sea drunk! Votes: 0

A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion. Votes: 0

I am not so think as you drunk I am. Votes: 0

It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk. Votes: 0

I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you? Votes: 0

I don't drink to get drunk. That's just not cute. Votes: 0

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk. Votes: 0

I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime. Votes: 0

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk. Votes: 0

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. Votes: 0

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. Votes: 0

Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes. Votes: 0

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water! Votes: 0

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew? Votes: 0

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk. Votes: 0

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk. Votes: 0

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. Votes: 0

Good wine, well drunk, can lend majesty to the human spirit. Votes: 0

I was five years old the first time I got drunk. Votes: 0

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others. Votes: 0

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk. Votes: 0

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. Votes: 0

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time. Votes: 0

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver. Votes: 0

Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk. Votes: 0

Nothing spells trouble like two drunk cowboys with a rocket launcher. Votes: 0

Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young. Votes: 0

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. Votes: 0

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk. Votes: 0

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21. Votes: 0

I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball. Votes: 0

I've never been drunk in my life. I don't use recreational drugs. Votes: 0

The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk. Votes: 0

I'd say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with. Votes: 0

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot. Votes: 0

Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk. Votes: 0

There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk. Votes: 0

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. Votes: 0

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. Votes: 0

A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk. Votes: 0

I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid. Votes: 0

Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public. Votes: 0

Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober. Votes: 0

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk. Votes: 0

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. Votes: 0

I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody. Votes: 0

God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women. Votes: 0

Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk. Votes: 0

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. Votes: 0

People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs. Votes: 0

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. Votes: 0

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober. Votes: 0

The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. Votes: 0

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office. Votes: 0

She's drunk dialing contractors " Chloe said to Tara. "Someone should stop her. Votes: 0

We learn to walk when we're babies and never forget unless we're drunk. Votes: 0

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. Votes: 0

Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys. Votes: 0

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Votes: 0

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. Votes: 0

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again. Votes: 0

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. Votes: 0

I don't get DRUNK before I play but I might get drunk after. Votes: 0

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley. Votes: 0

The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life. Votes: 0

Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. Votes: 0

One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate. Votes: 0

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. Votes: 0

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. Votes: 0

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry. Votes: 0

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years Votes: 0

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. Votes: 0

I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him Votes: 0

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. Votes: 0

If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. Votes: 0

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes. Votes: 0

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! Votes: 0

Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup. Votes: 0

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. Votes: 0

There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary. Votes: 0

I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk. Votes: 0

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. Votes: 0

I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk. Votes: 0

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down. Votes: 0

I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time. Votes: 0

I rely on the promise, God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people. Votes: 0

If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter Votes: 0

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk Votes: 0

Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism. Votes: 0

I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. Votes: 0

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving. Votes: 0

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds. Votes: 0

Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... Votes: 0

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk. Votes: 0

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. Votes: 0

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. Votes: 0

The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge) Votes: 0

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. Votes: 0

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. Votes: 0

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Market it with the persistence of a drug peddler. Votes: 0

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. Votes: 0

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory. Votes: 0

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens! Votes: 0

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger? Votes: 0

In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. Votes: 0

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober. Votes: 0

There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. Votes: 0

I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian. Votes: 0

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. Votes: 0

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. Votes: 0

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. Votes: 0

Let's go and get drunk on light again - it has the power to console. Votes: 0

My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk Iwas. Votes: 0

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. Votes: 0

Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. Votes: 0

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel. Votes: 0

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. Votes: 0

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed. Votes: 0

I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ. Votes: 0

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed. Votes: 0

I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' Votes: 0

We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating. Votes: 0

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards. Votes: 0

At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. Votes: 0

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. Votes: 0

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. Votes: 0

Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination Votes: 0

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. Votes: 0

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. Votes: 0

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. Votes: 0

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it Votes: 0

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. Votes: 0

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? Votes: 0

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. Votes: 0

Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts. Votes: 0

It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober. Votes: 0

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck Votes: 0

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. Votes: 0

Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk. Votes: 0

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together. Votes: 0

I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment... Votes: 0

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. Votes: 0

A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man Votes: 0

My pragmatic nature, my impatience, will most likely have me drunk on aged spirit by noon. Votes: 0

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk. Votes: 0

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. Votes: 0

A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him. Votes: 0

Katenia, are you drunk?""No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size. Votes: 0

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. Votes: 0

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. Votes: 0

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination. Votes: 0

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. Votes: 0

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper. Votes: 0

Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver. Votes: 0

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Votes: 0

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. Votes: 0

Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof. Votes: 0

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed. Votes: 0

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk. Votes: 0

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. Votes: 0

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more Votes: 0

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val Votes: 0

The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness. Votes: 0

It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. Votes: 0

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. Votes: 0

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? Votes: 0

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk. Votes: 0

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone. Votes: 0

When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British. Votes: 0

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! Votes: 0

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving. Votes: 0

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%. Votes: 0

It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water. Votes: 0

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! Votes: 0

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist. Votes: 0

You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley? Votes: 0

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good. Votes: 0

As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy. Votes: 0

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings. Votes: 0

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine. Votes: 0

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. Votes: 0

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French. Votes: 0

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed. Votes: 0

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand. Votes: 0

There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool. Votes: 0

I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. Votes: 0

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic". Votes: 0

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. Votes: 0

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. Votes: 0

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. Votes: 0

But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead. Votes: 0

It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years. Votes: 0

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless. Votes: 0

He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. Votes: 0

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. Votes: 0

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor Votes: 0

I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it. Votes: 0

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time. Votes: 0

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. Votes: 0

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible. Votes: 0

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called Sin City is allowed to be a drunk. Votes: 0

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles. Votes: 0

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober. Votes: 0

Surviving a stupor of madness,drunk silence 'have we not fingered the foulest wounds and left them unhealed ~? Votes: 0

Surviving a stupor of madness,drunk silence 'have we not fingered the foulest wounds and left them unhealed ? Votes: 0

I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third. Votes: 0

Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom. Votes: 0

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter. Votes: 0

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Votes: 0

Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk. Votes: 0

Work like it is your passion, vision, and mission. Love like you are drunk with love without intermission. Votes: 0

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober. Votes: 0

If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her. Votes: 0

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back. Votes: 0

The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved Votes: 0

It's good for a man to get drunk once in a while. It releases all the evil spirits. Votes: 0

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' " Votes: 0

As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk Votes: 0

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits. Votes: 0

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. Votes: 0

Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. Votes: 0

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut Votes: 0

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view. Votes: 0

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with. Votes: 0

Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations. Votes: 0

Had I known that coffee could taste so good, I would have gotten drunk on it every day. Votes: 0

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. Votes: 0

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. Votes: 0

That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire. Votes: 0

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you. Votes: 0

I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now. Votes: 0

You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart. Votes: 0

A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. Votes: 0

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. Votes: 0

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. Votes: 0

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. Votes: 0

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. Votes: 0

Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane. Votes: 0

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. Votes: 0

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving. Votes: 0

Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category. Votes: 0

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? Votes: 0

That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. Votes: 0

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. Votes: 0

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. Votes: 0

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk. Votes: 0

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk. Votes: 0

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs. Votes: 0

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. Votes: 0

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight. Votes: 0

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. Votes: 0

A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. Votes: 0

It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously. Votes: 0

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. Votes: 0

I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power. Votes: 0

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever. Votes: 0

I just hope that one day - preferably when we're both blind drunk - we can talk about it. Votes: 0

I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being. Votes: 0

Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you. Votes: 0

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness. Votes: 0

It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. Votes: 0

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death. Votes: 0

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. Votes: 0

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level. Votes: 0

After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love. Votes: 0

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. Votes: 0

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. Votes: 0

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart Votes: 0

I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. Votes: 0

The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober' Votes: 0

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly. Votes: 0

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. Votes: 0

I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic." Votes: 0

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter. Votes: 0

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. Votes: 0

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it. Votes: 0

My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that. Votes: 0

I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy. Votes: 0

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art. Votes: 0

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto Votes: 0

I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy. Votes: 0

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body. Detective Cavuto Votes: 0

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. Votes: 0

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. Votes: 0

Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans. Votes: 0

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. Votes: 0

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. Votes: 0

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. Votes: 0

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) Votes: 0

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. Votes: 0

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard. Votes: 0

Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe? Votes: 0

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again. Votes: 0

It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape. Votes: 0

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. Votes: 0

The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. Votes: 0

God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love. Votes: 0

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. Votes: 0

I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed. Votes: 0

He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe. Votes: 0

And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. Votes: 0

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube. Votes: 0

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. Votes: 0

The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober. Votes: 0

...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home. Votes: 0

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way! Votes: 0

It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money! Votes: 0

And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security? Votes: 0

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. Votes: 0

I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. Votes: 0

A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will. Votes: 0

Those suffering from terminal falsehood seek out each other, like a drunk seeks out a wall so that he doesn't fall down. Votes: 0

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. Votes: 0

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! Votes: 0

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! Votes: 0

Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Votes: 0

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. Votes: 0

When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. Votes: 0

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. Votes: 0

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. Votes: 0

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book. Votes: 0

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't. Votes: 0

I tried to drink and leave the world unseen, But the world just punched me in the face while I was drunk. Votes: 0

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward. Votes: 0

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!! Votes: 0

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him. Votes: 0

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' Votes: 0

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side. Votes: 0

A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important. Votes: 0

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. Votes: 0

So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly drunk. Votes: 0

And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood. Votes: 0

We woke up in the kitchen saying,How the hell did this shit happen? Oh baby, drunk in love we be all night Votes: 0

You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down drunk. Votes: 0

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk. Votes: 0

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings. Votes: 0

The NHL's opinion of itself is so high.... Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our way. Votes: 0

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem. Votes: 0

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through. Votes: 0

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. Votes: 0

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" Votes: 0

Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of Love. Votes: 0

This is where Wulf's people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris) Votes: 0

Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta? Votes: 0

Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober. Votes: 0

The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck. Votes: 0

It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to do it. Votes: 0

I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm really nervous". Votes: 0

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom. Votes: 0

A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for further imbibement. Votes: 0

I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to school high. Votes: 0

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two? Votes: 0

I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to school high. Votes: 0

I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk. Votes: 0

Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said-- Votes: 0

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk. Votes: 0

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening. Votes: 0

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it. Votes: 0

I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that, it was me. Votes: 0

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are. Votes: 0

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. Votes: 0

A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work. Votes: 0

Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea. Votes: 0

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk. Votes: 0

I know how to take a man out of his miseries. Give him a swift kick, or else get him drunk and find him a pr-... Votes: 0

To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but don't be of it. Votes: 0

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again. Votes: 0

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes Votes: 0

I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you. Votes: 0

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far. Votes: 0