Quotes about Duck

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. Votes: 4

Howard The Duck' has a lot of fans, and usually when they come up to me, I just think they're the coolest. Because it takes a lot of strength, a lot of perseverance to love 'Howard the Duck.' Votes: 4

Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don't like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It's just not for me. Votes: 4

Human beings have a lot of problems identifying themselves with other human beings who don't resemble them exactly. But there's something about drawing that means that anyone can identify to a drawing. I mean, people can identify themselves with Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. Votes: 4

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day! Votes: 3

The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty. Votes: 3

Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck Votes: 3

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck. Votes: 3

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. Votes: 3

Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season. Votes: 3

It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion. Votes: 3

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! Votes: 3

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down? Votes: 3

Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me Duck. Votes: 3

I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy. Votes: 3

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. Votes: 3

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck. Votes: 3

Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me 'Duck.' Votes: 3

I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it. Votes: 3

...after using your stuff on a jug band full of instruments, all I can say is Thank You Dr. Duck !... Votes: 3

'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse. Votes: 3

Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse. Votes: 3

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care. Votes: 3

I love disco and we sample it a lot for Duck Sauce. For me, that sound is kind of a new manifestation. Votes: 3

I think America needs us. 'Duck Dynasty' has given some hope to bringing the family back. I want to set that example. Votes: 3

People think I have an interest in comics, but I'm only interested in comics from the '40s, like 'Donald Duck' comics. Votes: 3

In retrospect I would say from Donald Duck I have learned more about life than from all the schools I ever attended. Votes: 3

I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck. Votes: 3

You can't understand it until you experience the simple joy of the first time your son points at a seagull and says 'Duck!' Votes: 3

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed. Votes: 3

Let's just say I understand betrayal. And having been where he is, I know the explosion to come. Trust me. "˜Duck' won't quite cover it. (Sin) Votes: 3

Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono. Votes: 3

Because I cannot flatter and look fair, Smile in men's faces, smooth, deceive, and cog, Duck with French nods and apish courtesy, I must be held a rancorous enemy. Votes: 3

Darkwing Duck and Don Karnage are the most fun to do, because they're both probably the closest to me - I kinda improvise a lot of them, kinda ad lib. Votes: 3

I'm a huge fan of Warner Brothers cartoons. I would spend many hours alone after school watching Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck is one of the great comedic villains. Votes: 3

Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK? "What duck?" AH. SORRY. Votes: 3

I moved from Italy to Oregon in the '80s - sort of like moving to the middle of a "Duck Dynasty" episode, which was massive culture shock to say the least. Votes: 3

Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at the redneck antics of the self-described 'white trash' family. Votes: 3

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year! Votes: 3

In politics, Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy Duck. Daffy's always going berserk, jumping up and down, yelling. Bugs's got that sly smile, like he always knows what's up, like nothing can ruffle him. Votes: 3

This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals. Votes: 3

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. Votes: 3

What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I'm human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you're sane. (Nick) Votes: 3

I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck will be there waiting as our one true always and forever salvation? Votes: 3

My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.' Votes: 3

When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts. Votes: 3

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her. Votes: 3

"He Stopped Loving Her Today" a fascinating book about the making of a record. Really, to be honest, it has some of the best George Jones anecdotes I've ever read, like cocaine psychosis causing this personality called "the Duck." Votes: 3

I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents. Votes: 3

In 2004, the iPod was a novelty, and tablet computers were a dream. Now we take for granted that we can see whatever we want whenever and wherever we want to see it, be it 'Grand Illusion' or 'Duck Dynasty.' Votes: 3

I'm jamming 'Black Sabbath Vol. 4' all the time. Zappa's 'Cruising With Ruben & The Jets.' A lot of Gong lately. Some Hawkwind. The Residents' 'Duck Stab' is amazing. Some Fugs. Lots of stuff, man. I'm pretty schizophrenic with records. Votes: 3

When I was nine years old I use to copy - not trace - the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts. Votes: 3

Architectural kitsch is most common in the commercial pop vernacular - typified by the Big Duck of 1931 in Flanders, New York, a Long Island roadside poultry stand resembling a duck, which Venturi and Scott Brown made a cult object through their writings. Votes: 3

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. To me, he's a great actor. Votes: 3

The electro scene is all over the clubs now: groups like Duck Sauce, Empire of the Sun, even MGMT. But I get inspiration from everywhere. I'll go to the gym and put on old albums - Guns N' Roses or old Jay-Z. Votes: 3

So the controversy over Duck Dynasty sends a clear signal to anyone who has anything to risk in public life: Say nothing about the sinfulness of homosexual acts or risk sure and certain destruction by the revolutionaries of the new morality. You have been warned. Votes: 3

Every once in the while I'll watch 'Duck Dynasty' and 'Kim & Kourtney Take Miami,' but outside of that, I don't really watch TV. Also, I don't text anybody, I'm hardly on Twitter or Instagram, and I'm very closed off. I'm kind of a hermit. Votes: 3

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup: Votes: 3

As for me... I'm fine. I have bad dreams, but I never saw Mister Duck again. I play video games. I smoke a little dope. I got my thousand-yard stare. I carry a lot of scares. I like the way that sounds. I carry a lot of scares. Votes: 3

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be. Votes: 2

Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle. Votes: 2

We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead. Votes: 2

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. Votes: 2

I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst. Votes: 2

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. Votes: 2

To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also. Votes: 2

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. Votes: 2

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. Votes: 2

If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back. Votes: 2

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck. Votes: 2

He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain. Votes: 2

Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don't have to show that I am working very hard. Votes: 2

That's my gift. I let that negativity roll off me like water off a duck's back. If it's not positive, I didn't hear it. If you can overcome that, fights are easy. Votes: 2

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. Votes: 2

As an actor, what's interesting is what's hidden away beneath the surface. You want to be like a duck on a pond - very calm on the surface but paddling away like crazy underneath. Votes: 2

I'm a very driven, ambitious, positive person. But I'm a spiritual person as well. I believe in creative visualization. So for me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water. Votes: 2

Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table. Votes: 2

Popular culture bombards us with examples of animals being humanized for all sorts of purposes, ranging from education to entertainment to satire to propaganda. Walt Disney, for example, made us forget that Mickey is a mouse, and Donald a duck. George Orwell laid a cover of human societal ills over a population of livestock. Votes: 2

The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the floor. A war correspondent for the BBC dedicated his memoir to 50 fallen colleagues, and I guarantee you they were all taking pictures. I am only alive because I am such a chicken. Votes: 2

We are the rags to riches story, okay, the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'Hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally, okay, God's gonna take 'Duck Dynasty' where he wants it to go, okay, and to the people that he wants it to go to. Votes: 2

Don't forget to duck! Votes: 0

Honey, I forgot to duck Votes: 0

I don't duck or dodge anybody. Votes: 0

Tuck in your tail, little duck. Votes: 0

I still look like a duck. Votes: 0

Honey, I just forgot to duck. Votes: 0

Was that you or the duck? Votes: 0

Hey, did somebody step on a duck? Votes: 0

Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck Votes: 0

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? Votes: 0

I do not walk like a duck. Votes: 0

One is never alone with a rubber duck. Votes: 0

Im the lamest lame duck there could be. Votes: 0

The fox often offers the duck its pond. Votes: 0

They would all be sorry... particularly the duck. Votes: 0

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Votes: 0

In every trouble the little ones duck more easily. Votes: 0

Poetry is a sky dark with a wild-duck migration. Votes: 0

He took a duck in the face at 250 knots. Votes: 0

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness! Votes: 0

A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions. Votes: 0

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse Votes: 0

confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head. Votes: 0

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale Votes: 0

It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers. Votes: 0

The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting. Votes: 0

What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer. Votes: 0

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck? Votes: 0

The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs. Votes: 0

The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck. Votes: 0

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying. Votes: 0

I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone. Votes: 0

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. Votes: 0

The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot. Votes: 0

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. Votes: 0

You don’t have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency. Votes: 0

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor. Votes: 0

The sea darkens And a wild duck s call Is faintly white. Votes: 0

I didn't know whether to duck or to run, so I ran. Votes: 0

I'm pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can't wait! Votes: 0

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck Votes: 0

I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath. Votes: 0

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus. Votes: 0

When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck. Votes: 0

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? Votes: 0

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck! Votes: 0

She smiled smugly. “We came to an agreement, the duck and I. Votes: 0

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are. Votes: 0

If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy. Votes: 0

Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck. Votes: 0

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. Votes: 0

If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her. Votes: 0

The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. Votes: 0

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets Votes: 0

Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce. Votes: 0

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! Votes: 0

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. Votes: 0

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Votes: 0

Never duck responsibility, its like running from the rain only to fall into the river. Votes: 0

I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. Votes: 0

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. Votes: 0

Music must be listened to; it is not enough to hear it. A duck hears also. Votes: 0

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! Votes: 0

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck? Votes: 0

They said her duck recipe and the Chinese music were so dramatic everything else sounded anemic. Votes: 0

Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. Votes: 0

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. Votes: 0

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. Votes: 0

Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck. Votes: 0

If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are. Votes: 0

I shall never eat duck again. I cannot believe I used to like duck. The duck betrayed me. Votes: 0

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Votes: 0

Wise words are like arrows flung at your forehead. What do you do? Why, you duck of course. Votes: 0

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. Votes: 0

I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot. Votes: 0

Tessa touched his wrist lightly with her hand. "Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it? Votes: 0

My motto is water off a duck's back. Meaning: don't let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking. Votes: 0

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right. Votes: 0

Perhaps the comparison is closer to the Chinese cook who leaves hardly any part of a duck unserved. Votes: 0

To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck. Votes: 0

Making duck calls is the hardest thing that we make, so there's skill involved, and they're all handmade. Votes: 0

A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force. Votes: 0

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer. Votes: 0

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. Votes: 0

She's really gone, then. The little girl with the back of her shirt sticking out like a duck tail, Votes: 0

'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. Votes: 0

Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. Votes: 0

You learn real early to make a film and then duck, and basically that's how I go about it. Votes: 0

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. Votes: 0

It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg! Votes: 0

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks. Votes: 0

If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother. Votes: 0

I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men. Votes: 0

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. Votes: 0

The duck swallows the worm, the fox kills the duck, the men shoot the fox, and the devil hunts the men. Votes: 0

Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example? Votes: 0

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck. Votes: 0

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants. Votes: 0

I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private. Votes: 0

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. Votes: 0

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. Votes: 0

Everything needs a mirror to see what to change and what to love in itself, even a rock or a duck, everything! Votes: 0

You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth. Votes: 0

Our minds have a tendency to wander. To duck and feint and keep us at a slight remove from the moment at hand. Votes: 0

Boys can see adventure in a dirty old duck puddle, and if the Scoutmaster is a boys' man he can see it, too. Votes: 0

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. Votes: 0

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness. Votes: 0

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. Votes: 0

On a big film, there's almost no way you can meet everyone. On an indie, there are 30 people and no trailers to duck into. Votes: 0

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks. Votes: 0

... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now. Votes: 0

To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck--paddling, paddling, paddling. Votes: 0

The artist's task is to become a successful eccentric, a strange but wise duck able to venture out of solitary confinement and mingle among society. Votes: 0

Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute. Votes: 0

To be born in a duck's nest, in a farmyard, is of no consequence to a bird, if it is hatched from a swan's egg. Votes: 0

Shut up. What did you ask me, anyway?" "“ Sundown "Really? Good thing I didn't tell you to duck a bomb." "“ Sasha Votes: 0

For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water. Votes: 0

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs. Votes: 0

Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck. Votes: 0

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life Votes: 0

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck. Votes: 0

NASA even sent Chuck Berry's music on a space probe searching for intelligent life in outer space. Well, now, if they're out there, they're duck walking Votes: 0

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. Votes: 0

It was important for me to duck out of the fast and furious life I'd been living as a pop star. I was in a different mood. Votes: 0

Even nowadays some people see me as a "vreemde eend in de bijt" [translated literally as the strange duck in the pond. In other words, an outsider]. Votes: 0

(Dwight Gooden) his fastball crackling , his curveball dropping as suddenly as a duck shot in the air, has begun his charge for a third straight award-winning season. Votes: 0

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese. Votes: 0

The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us a modicum of protection against congressional tyranny. Votes: 0

Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down the road we go. Votes: 0

Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck."Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck. Votes: 0

Never trust a duck" - Will Herondale "We are bound, you and I, over the divide of death, down through whatever generations may come. Forever." - Will Herondale Votes: 0

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen. Votes: 0

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander, but it is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the Guinea hen. Votes: 0

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything. Votes: 0

London is a dead duck, as far as innovative new music is concerned, unless you want to have your head blown off with some outrageous, rubbish, pounding dance music. Votes: 0

If you're going to do Chuck Berry, you got to, you know, go all out, and the duck walk is just kind of you know, cursory. That's like standing. Votes: 0

Probably nature itself gave man the ability to lie so that in difficult and tense moments he could protect his nest, just as do the vixen and wild duck. Votes: 0

It wasn't that Microsoft was so brilliant or clever in copying the Mac, it's that the Mac was a sitting duck for 10 years. That's Apple's problem: Their differentiation evaporated. Votes: 0

Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style. Votes: 0

Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck. Votes: 0

Just because one likes to cook up a great meal or decorate their home doesn't mean they have to do it with granite counter tops and duck a l'orange. Votes: 0

I knitted a sweater to look like a swimming bird, and pretty soon the whole world looked like it tasted like duck soup. My love is coffee-shaped and without chug. Votes: 0

Confit is not something that comes to mind for summer. Usually it means duck confit, made by cooking the legs and thighs in duck fat to preserve them for winter. Votes: 0

Today, we are shapers of the world of tomorrow. That is plain truth. There is no way we can duck the responsibility, and there is no reason why we should. Votes: 0

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that. Votes: 0

Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss. Votes: 0

Painting is sometimes like those recipes where you do all manner of elaborate things to a duck, and then end up putting it on one side and only using the skin. Votes: 0

There are no makeovers in my books. The ugly duckling does not become a beautiful swan. She becomes a confident duck able to take charge of her own life and problems. Votes: 0

Success is an ugly thing. Men are deceived by its false resemblances to merit.... They confound the brilliance of the firmament with the star-shaped footprints of a duck in the mud." Votes: 0

The American system itself is incapable. It's, it is as incapable of producing freedom for the Afro-American as a, as the system of a chicken is of producing a duck egg. Votes: 0

Success is an ugly thing. Men are deceived by its false resemblances to merit.... They confound the brilliance of the firmament with the star-shaped footprints of a duck in the mud. Votes: 0

In the first State of the Union of his second term, President Bush made clear to Americans tonight that he is not going to play the role of a lame duck President. Votes: 0

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." Votes: 0

I'm doing a lot of boogie-boarding now. It's actually better exercise, I get a lot more waves, and if I'm out in big surf, I can duck under the waves much easier. Votes: 0

My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck. Votes: 0

Bollywood directors are like cricketers where in one match you score a century, and in the next match, you are out for a duck! Moreover, very few directors are consistent in Bollywood. Votes: 0

Don't duck the most difficult problems. That just ensures that the hardest part will be left when you are most tired. Get the big one done - it's downhill from then on. Votes: 0

A man thinking with the core of his heart is always willing to change to accept his mistakes while others just crib and duck the mistakes to find fault with others only. Votes: 0

The parrot holds its food for prim consumption as daintily as any debutante, [with] a predilection for pot roast, hashed-brown potatoes, duck skin, butter, hoisin sauce, sesame seed oil, bananas and human thumb. Votes: 0

The nearest the modern general or admiral comes to a small-arms encounter of any sort is at a duck hunt in the company of corporation executives at the retreat of Continental Motors, Inc. Votes: 0

The seer crow was outraged. "Mangiz does not forget an insult, hedgepig."Ambrose smiled cheekily. "Good, then here's a few more for you to remember, you pot-bellied, cross-eyed, feather-bottomed excuse for a duck. Votes: 0

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck". Votes: 0

The small man builds cages for everyone he knows While the sage, who has to duck his head when the moon is low, Keeps dropping keys all night long For the beautiful rowdy prisoners. Votes: 0

The small man builds cages for everyone he knows While the sage, who has to duck his head when the moon is low, Keeps dropping keys all night long For the beautiful rowdy prisoners. Votes: 0

Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss." Votes: 0

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time. Votes: 0

We have the most liberal, the most leftist candidate who has ever run for president in my lifetime; he's a sitting duck. This guy's policies are aimed at destroying the age of American greatness. Votes: 0

Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!' Votes: 0

The real question is, do you root for the fox in that song? Or are you horrified that the goose and the duck are being dragged off to their death, which is described in detail? Votes: 0

Bull markets go to people's heads. If you're a duck on a pond, and it's rising due to a downpour, you start going up in the world. But you think it's you, not the pond. Votes: 0

I want to keep audiences off balance, so they don't know who I am or how to take me. If I duck and weave, as Frank Bruno might say, I'll have a longer shelf life. Votes: 0

I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are. Votes: 0