Quotes about Dude

Dude, I love playing drums, and I love being on stage, and I love recording. It's my life... it's been my life, all my life, and I don't think it could ever become boring for me. Votes: 4

Dude that was bad ass. Votes: 3

Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever. Votes: 3

Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother. Votes: 3

Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Votes: 3

Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you. Votes: 3

Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman Votes: 3

It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking? Votes: 3

You believe in God? Dude. Only God could have created physics. Votes: 3

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high Votes: 3

I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good. Votes: 3

Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace Votes: 3

Dude, my hair is like an architectural structure. It's like… a building. Votes: 3

You scared of that pip-squeak? Dude, you got a lot to learn. Freakin' Newbies. Votes: 3

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. Votes: 3

Dude, this transcends politics. George W. Bush is wiping his ass with the Constitution. Votes: 3

Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame. Votes: 3

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship' Votes: 3

Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik) Votes: 3

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? Votes: 3

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. Votes: 3

Dude did you come here to lecture or to fight? BRING IT ON." -Slam Dunk Votes: 3

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". Votes: 3

Dude, maybe not everyone loves 'Glee.' Me included. I watched 10 minutes and it wasn't my thing. Votes: 3

I like 'The Big Lebowski'. The Dude is my man. My brother and I can quote that. Votes: 3

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot. Votes: 3

Dude, I throw a stick. Come on. I get paid a pretty good salary to throw a stick. Votes: 3

Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... ' Votes: 3

Dude, got eyes? I'm collecting evidence." [...] "In Ziploc bags." "I think they're Glad." "They look impartial to me. Votes: 3

Dude, everybody wants to be Andre 3000. He's got abs for days. How does that guy get so ripped? Votes: 3

Dude--she's your wife." He pointed to the locker where the Bible lay concealed. "God first, family second, country third. Votes: 3

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." Votes: 3

I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. Votes: 3

You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY. Votes: 3

I remember where I'm from. It's like, 'Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.' I still have the hat. Votes: 3

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" Votes: 3

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.' Votes: 3

My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first real paid scriptwriting job. Votes: 3

Everybody who knows me is like, 'Dude, you've got to chill out.' I can't not work, given where I want to be. Votes: 3

Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb. Votes: 3

Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me. Votes: 3

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. Votes: 3

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' Votes: 3

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." Votes: 3

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Votes: 3

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something. Votes: 3

I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days! Votes: 3

Kill me if I ever look that Bad Dude, what are you saying? On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. Votes: 3

You look at that movie [Dude, Where's My Car?] now, and you know exactly when it was made. And that's what kids were like then. Votes: 3

I kind of wish they’d shut up,” Jack said. “Dude, true dat,” Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. “For serious. Votes: 3

I think honestly, believe it or not, that Dude, Where's My Car? in a way represents its time better than almost any film made around that. Votes: 3

A house panel in Texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. Yeah, meaning Texas could go from having dude ranches to 'Dude, ranches.' Votes: 3

Dude, the place is filling up," I say. "It feels like we're living in the bottom half of an hourglass." Like somehow we're running out of time. Votes: 3

He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude." Votes: 3

Myrnin," she said. "He didn't show up at the rendezvous." "And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went of the chase butterflys or something Votes: 3

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day. Votes: 3

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth! Votes: 3

Dude, you're such a geek. And that's coming from an overweight Star Trek fan who scored a 5 on the AP Calculus test. So you know your condition is grave Votes: 3

There's nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, 'Hey, baby.' You're like, 'Dude, that's lame.' It's cool to fall in love and grow old with someone. Votes: 3

Side note to parents: Anyone who thinks 'Dude, Where's My Car' is more appropriate for children than 'American Pie' because it obtained a PG-13 rating needs to stop trusting the MPAA. Votes: 3

I worked with a lot of different, amazing people, but I was always like, "Dude, I'm sorry, you're going to have to trust me, we've got to do it this way!" Votes: 3

I'm, like, y'know, I didn't have a problem doing one scene in Dude, Where's My Car? I'm certainly not going to have a problem doing one scene in a [Martin] Scorsese movie! Votes: 3

Pierre [from Dude, Where's My Car?] could be the best thing I've ever done. When you distill it down to a minute and a half of work, that may be my finest effort. Votes: 3

The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother. Votes: 3

Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting. Votes: 3

Dude, the bush is ready. Why you still beating around it?” “I’ve lived a long time, kid, and I’ve never heard anyone mutilate the English language quite like you. Votes: 3

How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled. Votes: 3

Dude, you tried to slice my you-know-what's off!" Thomas laughed, something that he hadn't done in a long time. He welcomed it happily. "Too bad I didn't. Could've saved the world from future little Minhos. Votes: 3

Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, Dude I'm going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I'm 60. I'm 35 now. I think I'm going to give it one more year. Votes: 3

My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause. Votes: 3

YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe. Votes: 3

So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates. Votes: 3

[Valley of Violence] was written for James Ransone. PJ's a friend of mine, I've known him for a long time, he's always like, "Dude, when are we going to make a movie together?" I finally called him. Votes: 3

When I look back, I can see why people thought I was aggressive. My first single, 'Do It Like A Dude,' resulted in a lot of misconceptions about me. I'm confident - but I'm not arrogant. Votes: 3

I would rather write songs and then practice with the band. Just the band camaraderie is awesome and then writing music and then just listening to it and saying 'Dude, we made that music!' That's really fun. Votes: 3

My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about? Votes: 3

I'm a very intermediate sax player, but now that Rob Lowe is on my show, I had to cop to him. Like, 'Dude your ridiculous fake sax playing [in St. Elmo's Fire] inspired me to pick up a horn.' Votes: 3

I don't want to be Mr. Romantic Leading Man. I don't want to be the Dance Dude. I don't want to be the Action Guy. If I had to do any one of those all my life, it'd drive me crazy. Votes: 3

Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words "low-carb diet" mean anything to you? Votes: 3

Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away. Votes: 3

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. Votes: 3

Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words low-carb diet mean anything to you? Votes: 3

I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!" Votes: 3

Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn Votes: 3

One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you is sitting there drinking a beer and he's wearing a Donkeys t-shirt. And you're like, "Dude, I love The Donkeys." Votes: 3

Hey! Mena exclaimed Don't knock Jeopardy. I love that showSo do I Max admitted.I like it when I know the answers. Logan added.Trent turned to Logan, Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so. Votes: 3

Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can't touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror. Guess I'll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron) Votes: 3

One thing I hear a lot is, 'Dude, my mom loves your record,' or 'I got it for my dad for Christmas.' I'm essentially doing dad rock. Which is great, because I love Steely Dan, you know? Nothing wrong with dad rock! Votes: 3

Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once." Thomas turned to Minho and exaggerated a fake smile. "There, you happy?" "Dude," he responded. "You are one ugly shank. Votes: 3

I feel like I am a lot of who I am because I watched these shows that said it was okay to be a total weirdo. Shows like 'Pete and Pete,' 'Hey, Dude,' 'Salute Your Shorts' - that's what I grew up with. Votes: 3

Dude, I turn into a six-year-old when I come to Disneyland. It's amazing. My eyes glass over and my blood pressure goes down. I'm just like everybody else. I turn into a big kid when I come here. It's the happiest place on earth, right? Votes: 3

That's what kids were like then. So I really like the movie [Dude, Where's My Car? ], I think it's genuinely funny, and I wish I hadn't been so arrogant about it. And, of course, I didn't know it was going to be my best work, either. Votes: 3

Dude, what matters is if you're happy. What matters is your future. What matters is that we get out of here in one piece. What matters is finding the truth of our own lives, not caring about what other people think is the truth of us. Votes: 3

Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait Votes: 3

"Ice" came in when my friends would say "cold as ice" - if you could rap and battle people you'd say "Dude, that was ice cold." It had nothing to do with jewelry. Back then, it was like "Your cold, dawg." "Vanilla Ice - that's cold." Votes: 3

I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu's lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. "Dude." I sat up groggily. "Not cool." "But he gave you a lovely hairdo," Sadie said. "Agh-agh!" Khufu agreed. Votes: 3

Oh, 'The Thing' is one of my favorite movies of all time. That changed my life because I was like, 'I've got to do this.' Something that scared me that much? It was the first R-rated movie I ever saw, and I was like, 'Dude, I'm changed.' Votes: 3

I'd never written nonfiction about the war on drugs, but I know a tremendous amount about it: I taught a class on it for seven years. I was putting into words the stuff I was teaching, and I was writing it up and thought, "Dude, you're writing a book." Votes: 3

You want to be able to say [to Ethan Hawke's character], "Dude, it's okay," but maybe it's not. Maybe he's not a good person. I don't know. That's the thing about people. There is no real good guy or bad guy [in A Valley Of Violence]. It's all context. Votes: 3

Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard. Votes: 3

He reclined on a delightfully cushioned lounge in the sprawling ranch Paris had rented. In Dallas, Texas, of all places. Promiscuity had decked himself out, too, wearing a Stetson (weird), no shirt (understandable), unfastened jeans (smart) and cowboy boots (weird again). Dude looked ready to rustle cattle or something. Votes: 3

I just wish I could walk into my Senator's office and say, "Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists"¦" But then again, I don't think we have a Senator, do we? Is there a state where mutant freaks are represented? If so, let me know. Votes: 3

I'm an introspective dude. Votes: 2

I been the same dude my whole life. Votes: 2

On my mom's side I'm Mexican, and my dad is a white dude. Votes: 2

No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I'm somewhere between geek and normal. Votes: 2

I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way. Votes: 2

I've been approached by many different people, but I don't really want to be known as a collaboration dude. Votes: 2

I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure... and I liked it.' Votes: 2

My father's family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn't a brother who talked a lot. He was a workingman, a quiet, blue-collar dude. Votes: 2

As long as I'm not selling out the people that ride or die with me, I'm glad I'm not an MC. I'm a motivational speaker. I'm not that rapper dude. Votes: 2

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' Votes: 2

I'd rate myself an 8. I do have my flaws, but I'm a cool dude. If I wasn't myself, I'd kick it with me. I'm a down-to-earth person and all around cool guy. Votes: 2

The hardest thing for an artist to do is to let go. I don't wanna be the dude - if you come to my house, there are no pictures circa '86 in my house. Votes: 2

I'm definitely a romantic comedy dude because I'm a big romantic at heart. I'm a softy, so it's always nice to watch movies that make you think that love at first sight is actually possible. Votes: 2

Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you. Votes: 2

The name 'Wiz' comes from me being the youngest dude in my age group of people that I hung out with. I was pretty good at anything I tried to do, so they would call me a young wiz. Votes: 2

You can't be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there's something in the middle of them, and that's really what you are and that's going to make you the best dad - not when you try to be one or the other. Votes: 2

Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would leave class and mow a path out to a field, and we'd drive out there. Dude, every party I went to was lit by a bonfire. Acoustic guitar. Votes: 2

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.' Votes: 2

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. Votes: 2

I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner's '2000-Year-Old Man' sketch. I think it's one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You'd never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he's just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv. Votes: 2

My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didn't have his blood. Votes: 2

When they told me I had cancer - a very rare form called appendiceal cancer - I was shocked. But I went straight into battle mode. Every morning, I'd wake up and have an internal conversation with cancer. 'All right, dude,' I'd tell it, 'go ahead and hit me. But I'm going to hit you back even harder.' Votes: 2

I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question's always been on my mind: 'What are you? Are you this or that? Are you a white dude or are you a black dude?' In a strange way, music and comedy is kind of the same thing. I'm both. They're just different modes of expression. Votes: 2

I feel like I'm a New Yorker because I really know the city. I actually tell the drivers where to go - I have this bad habit, I always question the drivers. I do that all the time because I feel like I know the best way, when really it's like, 'Yo, man, shut up. This dude does this every day of his life.' Votes: 2

I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It might sound funny to you, but it's like using English language. I use an English word only when I know its meaning and understand its connotation. You won't hear me say, 'What's up, dude' or anything like that just for the heck of it. Votes: 2

I play video games, dude! Votes: 0

Fortune favours the brave, dude. Votes: 0

Move with a purpose dude. Votes: 0

Be cool to the pizza dude. Votes: 0

I've always dressed like a dude. Votes: 0

During a heat wave every dude stinks. Votes: 0

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude. Votes: 0

Try writing a book, dude. That's difficult. Votes: 0

Manu Ginobili is just a baller dude. Votes: 0

I eat stickers all the time dude! Votes: 0

I love my fans because they're smart, dude. Votes: 0

I mean I've always been a big dude. Votes: 0

I don't talk soft, that's that other dude. Votes: 0

All we are is dust in the wind, dude. Votes: 0

I'm just a regular dude with an odd job. Votes: 0

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show. Votes: 0

I don't think any gay dude is gangsta, period. Votes: 0

dude im starting to think that life is very unfair Votes: 0

I was a sort of serious little dude - snobby. Votes: 0

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend. Votes: 0

I love John Stamos. John's a really friendly, cool dude. Votes: 0

My dad is a motorcycle guy, not some Hollywood dude. Votes: 0

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude. Votes: 0

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues. Votes: 0

Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome. Votes: 0

Chicks dig a dude who's sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles. Votes: 0

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude. Votes: 0

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude. Votes: 0

There ain't no problem that some other dude didn't have 1,000 years ago. Votes: 0

Got to love a dude that says things like "kinetic" and "detritus. Votes: 0

The problem today is that there are no deserts, only dude ranches. Votes: 0

I really feel like a regular dude who happens to be incredibly lucky. Votes: 0

How much cooler was Oz than seeing the little dude behind the curtain? Votes: 0

I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums. Votes: 0

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows. Votes: 0

And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people. Votes: 0

I have no trouble being a good dude because that's what I am. Votes: 0

I can be shy when I talk to women. I'm a shy dude. Votes: 0

I don't feel that America has a black dude right now. I'm that dude. Votes: 0

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend. Votes: 0

My mom's never been married. I've never even seen my mom kiss a dude. Votes: 0

In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude. Votes: 0

I promise you, I'm fake sometimes, but other times I'm like, dude sit down. Votes: 0

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. Votes: 0

I'm not a sports dude, but I'm interested in the sociological implications of it. Votes: 0

I know of dude-bands who've brought big, crazy dogs on tour. Everybody loves their animal. Votes: 0

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids. Votes: 0

I hate people who act too cool for school. Just own up to it, dude. Votes: 0

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy Votes: 0

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude. Votes: 0

Well I loved the idea of playing a girl who dresses up like a dude ... Votes: 0

I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude, Votes: 0

There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping. Votes: 0

Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away. Votes: 0

God's a funky little dude because everyone's looking for Him and no one can find Him. Votes: 0

I love Lil Wayne, that's like my little brother. He's just the coolest dude on Earth. Votes: 0

I could never be homophobic in any kind of way, dude. I'm such a free bird. Votes: 0

I'm not the smartest dude in the world. (After all... I picked a career in acting.) Votes: 0

That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe Votes: 0

I don't care if a dude is purple with green breath as long as he can swing. Votes: 0

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five. Votes: 0

For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time. Votes: 0

[ Drizzy] is a good dude , he's been looked out and reached out, and I admire the talent. Votes: 0

Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus, hipster or out of touch old dude? Same uniform really... Votes: 0

Paranoia," Sam muttered. "You're going slowly nuts, dude. Or maybe not so slowly, since you're talking to yourself. Votes: 0

It was easy to get the offers for the good-looking vapid dude. I guess that's my power alley. Votes: 0

You don't need Beanie Sigel in the building with a pre-perception that this crazy dude might do anything. Votes: 0

If you insist on the chase then you'd better start running 'cause dude, you're in for a marathon Votes: 0

I know I'm not a buff dude in any sense, but I'm more than comfortable with my body. Votes: 0

Wanting to be a rock star, I get it. I'm like, 'Oh, my God, dude! The freedom!' Votes: 0

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Votes: 0

I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'. Votes: 0

Don Cheadle is up there for me. I've met him; he's a cool little dude. I admire his work. Votes: 0

It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything. Votes: 0

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? Votes: 0

Look at a picture of me before I was 15. I am a boy. I wore my brother's clothes, dude! Votes: 0

I have no interest in going to Egypt and seeing the pyramids. I'm just not that kind of dude. Votes: 0

The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude. Votes: 0

I've got a buddy who will not watch me because he'll say 'I don't know who that dude is.' Votes: 0

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! Votes: 0

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay. Votes: 0

Jay-Z is a dude that can give you a hundred 'Simpsons' quotes, like, 'What you know about the monorail?' Votes: 0

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle. Votes: 0

I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that. Votes: 0

I was the music dude that was naked all the time with the girls, and that's fine, no problem with that, Votes: 0

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. Votes: 0

I don't think I live the lifestyle that's expected of a quote unquote R&B artist. I'm just not that dude. Votes: 0

I'm a bit of a dude. I like meat. But I am buying it more responsibly, where it's more sourced responsibly. Votes: 0

Yes I'm grown and sexy, and I'm worth the wait. Girls act like I'm the only dude on earth to date. Votes: 0

Sillus have friend," the little monkey dude says, looking up at me with wide eyesFamily. Lots. Go get, they help huntress." Votes: 0

I'm a pretty happy dude, and don't let much get to me. If something does, I don't like to hold onto it. Votes: 0

I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. Votes: 0

I prize being just a normal dude that wakes up, goes to work, comes home to his wife - like, quite boring. Votes: 0

I'm still an angry dude. I'm just older. I still push the band to be heavy and dark-that's always been my role. Votes: 0

People would be surprised at how much of an electronic dude I am, and I like new wave, post-punk and proto-punk stuff. Votes: 0

I'm as awkward as it gets, dude, but I embrace the awkward! I embrace the awkward and make everyone else feel awkward Votes: 0

Strider: Red hots dude. He'd ruin anything for a mouthful of those. Now pull over. William: Gummy Bears. You should have said so. Votes: 0

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback. Votes: 0

Every single Asian dude who went to high school or junior high during the era of John Hughes movies was called 'Donger,' Votes: 0

Some artists think every woman is a groupie, and that every dude is a sucker, and I never looked at people like that. Votes: 0

I struggle to be rugged and raw dude, trying to survive in the trials and lawsuits, Everybody wants to test me, WHY ME? Votes: 0

I attract a different kind of boy when my hair's red. I get more quality men - like a more thoughtful, nerdy dude. Votes: 0

Radio makes it appear like you can get some sounds in a laptop and be the next dude. Those careers don't really last. Votes: 0

If your dude come close to me He gon' want to ride off in a ghost with me, I'll make him do it. Votes: 0

I'm an average guy. I wasn't the dude who was gonna sit at the stage and dump all my paycheck into the girl. Votes: 0

I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in jeans. Votes: 0

He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog. Votes: 0

As a self-respecting dude, I'd never believed in fairy tales, but in that moment, I did. I'd found my angel to live happily-ever-after with. Votes: 0

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. Votes: 0

I'm not a dogmatic Christian and I don't believe in the Bible literally, but I realized that Jesus is basically a very Zen dude. Votes: 0

I am a dark-skinned, nappy-headed, scar-faced dude from the streets of Brooklyn. I can't hide from being who I am. It's all over my face. Votes: 0

People always ask me, 'Hey, what's Matt Damon like?' He's just a dude, just a really good person and one hell of an actor. Votes: 0

They just think I'm a white dude. Every once in a while someone thinks I'm Jewish. I get a lot of stuff, but never Latino. Votes: 0

Anybody that really knew Tupac will tell you the same thing. That he was just a dude that was full of life, full of energy. Votes: 0

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. Votes: 0

All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that. Votes: 0

I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy. Votes: 0

It's funny when I get recognized on the train. People either say "˜I love your show, dude' or "˜Hey, where do you buy good weed?' Votes: 0

I'm a real dude from a real place and I never express myself through social sites. I don't feed into it, man. That's not real life. Votes: 0

I'm open to anything, dude. I'm open to anything. That's what I would ask the aliens. I'd be like, "Do you watch 'Game of Thrones?'" Votes: 0

It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah. Votes: 0

When I was a kid, I didn't have any girlfriends. I was a very nerdy-type dude. Believe me, being a ham does not turn girls on. Votes: 0

If some dude I'd never heard of managed to broadcast a platitude like that to the whole globe, I'd probably just feel like I was being spammed. Votes: 0

The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude? Votes: 0

If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training. 'Cause, dude you're in for a marathon. Votes: 0

I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. Votes: 0

I had seen Cheers twice, I think. Ted [Danson] had so much hair in his widow's peak that I remember thinking, "That dude looks like Eddie Munster." Votes: 0

I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude.. Votes: 0

People may have said, "The dude's gay; how are we going to market this?" But it's not an issue for me, because being out is very freeing. Votes: 0

I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged. Votes: 0

The Stones also still have a huge following. Mick Jagger leaps around like a crazy dude. And Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts are playing great too. Votes: 0

Every dude needs a well tailored suit. I'd say well tailored suit, a leather jacket, and a pair of jeans that really fit are vital in your wardrobe. Votes: 0

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious. Votes: 0

All the stereotypical ‘dude’ geeky things I like are socially acceptable, and all the stereotypical ‘lady’ geeky things I like are frowned upon…. Votes: 0

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts. Votes: 0

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. Votes: 0

Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip. Votes: 0

My son, who sees me almost every day of his life, will look at me and go, "I know that dude! I like that dude!" It's incredibly affirming. Votes: 0

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious. Votes: 0

In the rural South, 'Bubba' is like how people say 'dude' in California. It's a name for a regular Southern man. I know a Chinese Bubba, a black Bubba. Votes: 0

When I'm on a stage, I don't feel like this dude who's sitting here drinking Amstel Lights. I'm trying to temporarily become something else that can deliver a feeling. Votes: 0

The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come on, dude, pass it. Come on.' Votes: 0

I'll be getting all types of crazy fans, from the hoodest dude to the straight-up dude in a business suit. It's dope. I have a crazy wide-range fan base. Votes: 0

This is extremely challenging when you sound like a 12-year-old girl, and you decide your first personal endeavor is to play, like, a - like, a very macho dude. Votes: 0

I used to want to be the black dude in The Last Dragon. I wanted to be Ralph Tresvant from New Edition - I thought he was super cool. Votes: 0

I get criticized for taking roles in films like 'Ghost Rider 2', but if you look at my resume, dude, I've mixed it up as much as I can. Votes: 0

Friends always ask me what the best Indian restaurant in L.A. is. I'm like, 'I don't know, dude. I have an app on my iPhone for that.' Votes: 0

I never sold drugs. A lot of people used to think I was that dude but I never sold a crumb. I used to always be upset with that. Votes: 0

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf. Votes: 0

A lot of people question how talented I am. But I'm a real dude and I know real things and I've seen real people get their head blown off. Votes: 0

I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called at 8 p.m. He won't take you serious. Votes: 0

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble. Votes: 0

Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a quarter felon, dude you a pear to me. Votes: 0

There's nothing too interesting about me, I'm just a dude that draws, I know there's nothing special about me that people would be standing in awe in front of me. Votes: 0

People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they can relate and go "I know that person!". Votes: 0

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude. Votes: 0

Really I peeped dude at the bar like really Lookin like he want a good time like really Said he had a friend for my homegirl Lilly Lilly Lilly Lilly Votes: 0

...if this Roman dude’s as bad as you say, then why are you lurking outside his store looking all charged and heated like a dog waiting for its owner? Votes: 0

My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo. Votes: 0

There's no white comic that sells tickets to black people like me. They're going to get their hair done, get a new outfit, and come out to see a white dude. Votes: 0

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob) Votes: 0

I don't want to be the cliche American Idol dude. I want to be different, you know - that's the whole goal, me and music. It's about being yourself and being unique. Votes: 0

The dude in red's back at the pole, Up North where everything is cold. But if he were right here tonight, He'd say 'Merry Christmas! And to all, a good night!' Votes: 0

God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot! Votes: 0

When I was a kid, I remember trying to emulate Stevie Wonder's sound, and Donny Hathaway's sound. It's just part of who I am - I'm just a soulful kind of dude. Votes: 0

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Votes: 0

I'm one dude and when I make my bed I lay in it but don't stereotype me. Never sold a crumb to this day and I don't do nothing on the side. Votes: 0

When people say, "Oh, she plays like a dude," it's usually dudes who are the ones saying it. They're saying, "Oh, she's as good as us." Of course, that's a stupid statement. Votes: 0

Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That's just not gonna happen. Votes: 0

What I love about 'Criminal Minds' is that Morgan is an ex-marine, ex-SWAT. To do those things you have to be a pretty badass dude. It's a great incentive to stay in shape. Votes: 0

Every dude in your high school wasn't striving to be the best poet because then he'd get all the girls, right? But you could imagine a society in which that were the case. Votes: 0

There has been a kind of stereotypical 'gamer dude' that has been representative for the gamer community in the years past. But I want to spearhead or be a part of changing that. Votes: 0

I will always love the Clash, because I loved them so much when I was fourteen, and I love how you can start a conversation with almost literally any dude about the Clash. Votes: 0

Who knows what the future holds but I think I'll always be that dude that can run hooks, and do hooks for other artists, and really know how to make a catchy hook. Votes: 0

I wring my hands because I know that as a dude, my privilege, my long-term deficiencies work against me in writing women, no matter how hard I try and how talented I am. Votes: 0

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus. Votes: 0

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. Votes: 0

As I get older... I start to realize that life ain't half bad. Each year, I'm amazed that I'm still alive. I don't take any of this for granted, I'm a lucky dude. Votes: 0

There's been so much media about me being a surfer dude and a lot of other jobs. I guess it's time to prove myself, to let the people know, heck, I've a brain. Votes: 0

I kind of forget what it's like to be a dude who grew up in the south sometimes. I want to refresh my memory and remember why I love it [there] so much. Votes: 0

I'm a young dude, and there ain't too many people who are doin' it like I'm doin' it. There ain't no others in my lane - I am the future of this music. Votes: 0

People can smell the bullshit and see through the curtains. People know when something's real and when something isn't, and when some dude really means what he's saying or singing, or when he doesn't. Votes: 0

I'm not a very violent dude, and if something can be settled without any physicality, I'm always in favor of that. But if somebody comes near my kids, the atavistic crazy lion comes out. Votes: 0

I'm proud to be white. I don't have anything against my color. But I don't think color matters, either. Just like I feel it doesn't matter that I'm a white dude doin' black music. Votes: 0

As far as dude running the ball, or running with the ball, and somebody hit you helmet to helmet, I think you got an opportunity to go down. You got an opportunity to slide. Votes: 0

I don't have any concerns about my weight. I've always been healthy. I eat right. I'm just a big dude. I've always been happy with the person I am. So that will never change. Votes: 0

When I saw that show Lost I learned something. Other than one sort of big dude if you're in an airplane crash only models survive. So you know sit next to somebody pretty, but anyhow. Votes: 0

What you'll always get from me is a variety of emotions. Whenever you listen to my CD, whether you're the hardest dude or the bitterest cat, I'll give you a real story to think about. Votes: 0

Percy: I thought I'd lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. "Food!" It was terrifying, man. Votes: 0

I'm trying to be like, "Hey, dude, you're super happy, this is everything you've ever dreamed of - if you don't have somebody to hold hands with right now, everything's going to be OK, bro." Votes: 0

I'd blurted out the question only to keep him from noticing that I was working my hands free, but the Warden behind me, some young brown-haired surfer dude, yelled a warning. "She's getting loose!" Narc. Votes: 0

He don't debate he concentrate on survivin' He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin' But he'll drink while he's drivin' He's the dude Votes: 0