Dwight Schrute Quotes
When my mother was pregnant
with me, they did an ultrasound
and found she was having twins.
they did another ultrasound
a few weeks later, they
discovered that I had adsorbed
the other fetus. Do I regret this?
No, I believe his tissue has made
me stronger, I now have the
strength Of a grown man and a
little baby.
The eyes are the groin of the head.
When I die I want to be frozen.
And if they have to freeze me in
pieces, so be it, I will wake up
stronger than ever, because I will
have used that time, to figure out
exactly why I died. And what
moves I could have used to
defend myself better now that I -
know what hold he had me in.
I don't care what Jim says. that is not Benjamin Franklin.
I am 99% sure.
Reject a woman. and she will never let it go. One of the
many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
I don't believe you, continue.
My feelings regenerate at Wvice the
speed of a normal man
Before I do anything I ask myself
•Would an idiot do that?" And if the
answer is yes. do not do that thing.
You know whats better
than a triceratops. Only
every other dinosaur
that has ever existed.
Dwight Schrute
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