The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket. Votes: 4
Andrew CarnegieLawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection. Votes: 3
Benjamin FranklinYounger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg. Votes: 2
Gresham BarrettThe world is full of hopeful analogies and handsome, dubious eggs, called possibilities. Votes: 2
George EliotThe sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. Votes: 2
Pamela Hansford JohnsonSome people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. Votes: 2
Dorothy Canfield FisherThe present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell. Votes: 2
Zora Neale HurstonBut for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. Votes: 2
Eva HerzigovaIt's OK to have your eggs in one basket as long as you control what happens to that basket. Votes: 2
Elon MuskNoise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. Votes: 2
Mark TwainWe can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs. Votes: 0
Giovanni TrapattoniPurposes, like eggs, unless they be hatched into action, will run into rottenness. Votes: 0
Samuel SmilesI like poached eggs, but I'll make scrambled or fried or whatever anybody wants. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlSick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs. Votes: 0
Stephen RichardsSocialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs Votes: 0
Margaret ThatcherYou CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertI have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon. Votes: 0
Dorothy L. SayersGood Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. Votes: 0
Jack HandeySome people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. Votes: 0
Cass CanfieldStalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs. Votes: 0
Victor Davis HansonIf you count your eggs now, you'll be disappointed by the dragons that come out! Votes: 0
Christian ClasonThe goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already. Votes: 0
Charles SpurgeonLove grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper. Votes: 0
Graham MooreThe greatest safety lies in putting all your eggs in one basket and watching the basket. Votes: 0
Gerald M. LoebI awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. Votes: 0
Nick OffermanEver notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs? Votes: 0
Billy WilderEGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! Votes: 0
Dylan MoranLook. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! Votes: 0
Diana Wynne JonesColumbus's eggs lie around by the hundreds of thousands, but Columbuses are met with less frequency. Votes: 0
Adolf HitlerAt exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later. Votes: 0
Bill JayIf we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket Votes: 0
Bobby RobsonWe juggle priceless eggs in variable gravity. I am afraid. I will taste fear until I die. Votes: 0
Jerry PournelleBesides, Weebles are too hard to draw - they just end up looking like eggs, not people. Votes: 0
Jesse James GarrettIt is the sin of omission, the second kind of sin, That lays eggs under your skin. Votes: 0
Ogden NashIn the morning, I'll usually do eggs and toast, but at night I keep it all protein. Votes: 0
Joel ParkinsonIve had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six. Votes: 0
Isabel dos SantosLet's see, for breakfast Rickey will have bacon and eggs, and grits if I can get 'em. Votes: 0
Rickey HendersonMy brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs Votes: 0
Groucho MarxI've had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six. Votes: 0
Isabel dos SantosI said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.' Votes: 0
John McCainA photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawWhite pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! Votes: 0
James JoyceThey have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. Votes: 0
Bob UeckerI see lots of women having beautiful children later in life. And, if not, just freeze your eggs! Votes: 0
Nicole ScherzingerAs with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad. Votes: 0
Fuller AlbrightMy dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose. Votes: 0
Manfred von RichthofenThey say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceI love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlDo not give, as many rich men do, like a hen that lays her eggs ...and then cackles. Votes: 0
Henry Ward BeecherFew people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs. Votes: 0
Dallas WillardMy first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother. Votes: 0
Joel McCreaIn our dreams we can have our eggs cooked exactly how we want them, but we can't eat them. Votes: 0
Anna FreudI like Hollywood movies. I like them like I like to eat scrambled eggs; I like them for fun. Votes: 0
Alejandro JodorowskyI don't eat meat, fish, or eggs. I was never a big meat-eater, but I've got more energy now. Votes: 0
Shania TwainIf you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinI think one of the things that saved me is that I never put all my eggs in one basket. Votes: 0
Ricky SchroderThe Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinI was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me Votes: 0
George WhitefieldThe gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away. Votes: 0
Fisher AmesI need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now. Votes: 0
Lamar AlexanderI need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now Votes: 0
Lamar AlexanderYesterday's news feeds our fear that our neighbours are more likely than not to be bad eggs: benefit fraudsters, bogus asylum seekers, paedophiles or jihadist terrorists. Votes: 3 Julian Baggini
I was a smoker for years. Occasionally I slip and have a cigarette. Remarkably, my voice has held up. I'm grateful, obviously. But I don't gargle with honey and ground-up bird eggs. I have no secrets. Votes: 3 Loudon Wainwright III
Remember, people will judge you by your actions not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg. Votes: 3 Maya Angelou
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways, like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. Votes: 3 Joel Robuchon
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. Votes: 3 Denis Leary
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. Votes: 3 Bobby Heenan
The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket. Votes: 5 Andrew Carnegie
The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already. Votes: 3 Charles Spurgeon
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night. Votes: 2 Roald Dahl