My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Votes: 2
Henny YoungmanPlacing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf. Votes: 2
Ben HoganAt eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around. Votes: 0
Milton BerleYou don't defeat a terrorist network that operates in eighty countries by occupying Iraq. Votes: 0
Barack ObamaWhat have I to do with millions [of people]? The eighty I know despise me. Votes: 0
Charlotte BronteI was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years. Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerAt eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again. Votes: 0
Patricia McConnellI don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did. Votes: 0
Roscoe ArbuckleBy the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Votes: 0
Bill VaughanI shall die very young...maybe seventy, maybe eighty, maybe ninety. But I shall be very young. Votes: 0
Jeanne MoreauBeing a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week. Votes: 0
David SteinbergA desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinAn eighty-nine year old kid from Boston playing a blues in New Orleans takes a lot of chutzpah. Votes: 0
George WeinA bishop keeps on saying at the age of eighty what he was told to say at the age of eighteen. Votes: 0
Oscar Wilde