What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. Votes: 4
Oliver HerfordMy uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Votes: 4
Rodney DangerfieldElectric cars aren't pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere. Votes: 3
Alexandra PaulElectric cars are coal-powered cars. Their carbon emissions can be worse than gasoline-powered cars. Votes: 3
Vinod KhoslaElectric cars are not going to take the market by storm, but it's going to be a gradual improvement. Votes: 3
Carlos GhosnYou can make a saxophone into an electric organ; you can do everything with it Votes: 2
Gerry MulliganA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Votes: 2
Erma BombeckAt the end of '69 I did a gig with Jean Luc Ponty here in L.A. He was an electric violinist. Votes: 2
George DukeCoffee arrived and the espresso was excellent, like an aromatic electric fence. Votes: 0
Ben AaronovitchThe sensations of dismemberment flow through the forceps like an electric current. Votes: 0
Warren HernKindred objects kindred thoughts inspire, As summer clouds flash forth electric fire. Votes: 0
Samuel RogersI don't believe in the electric cars, but I strongly believe in hybrids. Votes: 0
Luca Cordero di MontezemoloNew York feels vibrant... It feels electric to walk the streets at night. Votes: 0
Theophilus LondonInformation gently but relentlessly drizzles down on us in an invisible, impalpable electric rain. Votes: 0
Hans Christian von BaeyerThere's a real opportunity to have a vertical takeoff and landing electric supersonic jet. Votes: 0
Elon MuskI felt a responsibility to present a viable alternative to the popular electric sound. Votes: 0
Ron CarterEvery time you turn on an electric light, you are making another brainless baby. Votes: 0
Helen CaldicottThe ideology of hardness and cruelty runs through American culture like an electric current... Votes: 0
Henry GirouxActually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerSome people expect the door of opportunity to be opened with an electric eye. Votes: 0
Howard G. HendricksYou can make a saxophone into an electric organ; you can do everything with it. Votes: 0
Gerry MulliganWhoever heard of an electric violin, electric cello or, for that matter, an electric singer? Votes: 0
Andres SegoviaAt 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock. Votes: 0
David OgilvyOur lives are merely strange dark interludes in the electric display of God the Father. Votes: 0
Eugene O'NeillNo one realized that the pumps that delivered fuel to the emergency generators were electric. Votes: 0
Angel FelicianoEnthusiasm is the electric current that keeps the engine of life going at top speed. Votes: 0
W. Clement StoneOf course the first version of an all-electric sports car is going to be expensive. Votes: 0
Jason CalacanisI actually get a metallic taste in my mouth when I think about electric music. Votes: 0
Keith JarrettThe atmospheric intensity of two electric lovers is the most righteous place I need to rediscover. Votes: 0
Steven StormPlease, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanWhen you're up against an electric band like that, it's like you're on two separate planets. Votes: 0
Keith JarrettRock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants. Votes: 0
David Lee RothIf I could play an instrument, it would probably be a cello or an electric guitar. Votes: 0
Jeff VandermeerThe disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time. Votes: 0
Frank ZappaYou cannot receive a shock unless you have an electric affinity for that which shocks you. Votes: 0
Henry David ThoreauPretty things will swarm you like that, like your heart was a hive of electric bees. Votes: 0
Katherine DunnThe universe gives to those who ask without favor. The electric plug which connects you is desire. Votes: 0
Walter RussellWell, I have been playing electric guitar all these years and acoustic was something new to me. Votes: 0
Gary MooreHe had electric blue hair that had stuck around his head like tendrils of a startled octopus. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareMy idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket. Votes: 0
Erma BombeckI don't touch electric guitars. It's just not my thing - I stick with acoustic guitars only. Votes: 0
Dave MatthewsSometimes [people] seem to think I came out of the womb, you know, cursing, with an electric guitar. Votes: 0
Patti SmithWhat an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was. Votes: 0
Tom RobbinsAs jazz fans, it was amusing for us to play jazz harmonies on these big, ugly electric guitars. Votes: 0
Donald FagenNeither Elizabeth or I are keen to do a real-life couple on the screen. It's not very electric. Votes: 0
Hugh GrantI compare the Twist to the electric light, The Twist is me, and Im it. Im the electric light. Votes: 0
Chubby CheckerOf course the folk guitar is the one I play very often, but I wanted a more electric sound. Votes: 0
Rokia Traoredays like this. i look at you and feel electric. tell me you don't feel it too."_Eric Packer Votes: 0
Don DeLilloI've always loved the electric guitar: to hold it and work it and hear what it does is unreal. Votes: 0
David LynchI compare the Twist to the electric light, The Twist is me, and I'm it. I'm the electric light. Votes: 0
Chubby CheckerI like loud electric guitars because I like how you can just lose your entire being in the sound. Votes: 0
Michael GiraI don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. Votes: 0
Joy BeharSo,â Wanda cried, âa woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery? Votes: 0
Leopold von Sacher-MasochI was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself. Votes: 2 Woody Allen
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts and unlocked bikes and wheat-grass shots and cereal dispensers and Haribo Gummi Bears and heated toilet seats and herb gardens and parking lots with cords hanging to plug in electric cars. Votes: 2 Maureen Dowd
Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair. Votes: 4 Jay Leno
I went to my friend's house one day, and he had an electric guitar he had just bought with a tiny little amp. I turned the volume up to 10 and I hit one chord, and I said, I'm in love. Votes: 4 Ace Frehley