We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. Votes: 4
Colin MochrieI really wanted to work with David Lynch. I was a big fan of The Elephant Man and Eraserhead. Votes: 3
StingBut my mother loved The Elephant Man, and my father gave David Lynch a scholarship to study in Rome. Votes: 3
Isabella RosselliniThe Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, âOh, God. Look at me hair today.â Votes: 3
Karl PilkingtonOne morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. Votes: 2
Groucho MarxThy impudence has a monstrous beauty, like the hindquarters of an elephant. Votes: 0
James Elroy FleckerDealing with the State Department is like watching an elephant become pregnant. Votes: 0
Franklin D. RooseveltPlastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room. Votes: 0
Patricia HeatonLearning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant. Votes: 0
Ritchie BlackmoreHe frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet. Votes: 0
Val McDermidNothing appeases an enraged elephant so much as the sight of a little lamb. Votes: 0
Saint Francis de SalesThe United States should not jump around like an elephant frightened by a mouse. Votes: 0
George F. KennanThe elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow) Votes: 0
Victor BorgeMiracle means; when a South Asian Woman does not turn into an elephant after marriage. Votes: 0
M.F. MoonzajerMy roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Votes: 0
Steven WrightWhen the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark. Votes: 0
Maharishi Mahesh YogiI couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass! Votes: 0
Tamara Rose BlodgettMake no friendship with an elephant keeper If you have no room to entertain an elephant Votes: 0
SaadiOne elephant having a trunk was odd; but all elephants having trunks looked like a plot. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonIt may surprise people to learn that one elephant is killed every 15 minutes for its ivory. Votes: 0
Li BingbingRace in this country is still the elephant in the room that no one wants to discuss. Votes: 0
Lenny KravitzIf thou art of elephant-strength or of lion-claw, still peace is, in my opinion, better than strife. Votes: 0
SaadiI was called 'Dumbo,' like the elephant, as a child because I couldn't understand things at school. Votes: 0
Anthony HopkinsUse a sweet tongue, courtesy, and gentleness, and thou mayest manage to guide an elephant by a hair. Votes: 0
Saadiwhen there's an elephant in the room, you can't pretend it isn't there and just discuss the ants. Votes: 0
Ellen WittlingerWhen the bull's-eye becomes as big in your mind as an elephant, you are sure to hit it. Votes: 0
Alejandro JodorowskyWith four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk. Votes: 0
John von NeumannThe mind is divided, like a rider on an elephant, and the rider's job is to serve the elephant. Votes: 0
Jonathan HaidtLife after death is the elephant in the living room, the one that we are not supposed to notice. Votes: 0
Dinesh D'SouzaMy drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. Votes: 0
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyMy drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. Votes: 0
Antoine De Saint ExupéryI'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor. Votes: 0
Jesse BallWhen I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant. Votes: 0
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