The world's strongest animals are plant eaters. Gorillas, Buffaloes, Elephants and me. Votes: 3
Patrik BaboumianElephants can remember, but we are human beings and mercifully human beings can forget. Votes: 3
Agatha ChristieLearning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant. Votes: 2
Ritchie BlackmoreI don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on. Votes: 2
Betty WhiteWe'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. Votes: 2
Colin MochrieMy roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Votes: 2
Steven WrightI do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes. Votes: 2
Al SharptonWomen are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. Votes: 2
W. C. FieldsIt's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs. Votes: 2
Jim HightowerThink! Think and wonder. Wonder and think. How much water can 55 elephants drink? Votes: 0
Dr. SeussEmployers ganging up against workers is like raising an army of elephants against ants. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiSome women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget. Votes: 0
Laura SchlessingerI have the feeling that I've seen everything, but failed to notice the elephants. Votes: 0
Anton ChekhovIf you want to shoot rare, fast-moving elephants, you should always carry a loaded gun. Votes: 0
Warren BuffettWriters, like elephants, have long, vicious memories. There are things I wish I could forget. Votes: 0
William S. BurroughsIf anyone wants to know what elephants are like, they are like people only more so. Votes: 0
Pierre CorneilleThe worst place to be is in the middle. When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled. Votes: 0
Andrew VachssNever let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade. Votes: 0
Merlin MannDon't fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you. Votes: 0
Bobby KnightOne elephant having a trunk was odd; but all elephants having trunks looked like a plot. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonIf you offer them some sugarcane, even elephants can do this, sometimes on the first try. Votes: 0
Dharma MittraNot, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store. Votes: 0
Jordan SonnenblickNoah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0
Red ButtonsWell, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don't know why I was surprised to see elephants. Votes: 0
Norris Church MailerThen it is dark; it is a night where kings in golden suits ride elephants over the mountains. Votes: 0
John CheeverA man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you. Votes: 0
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